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"How did you manage to kill that man?"	"I... I've just been here for no more than a day. The most recent thing I remember is being trapped in a dimly lit stone building."	A cramped brick passage
A dingy brick passage	A familiar brick passage	A gently sloping brick passage
A mind-twisting brick passage	A muddy brick passage	A pitch black brick passage
A small brick passage	Absolutely none. Besides, you have your own problems to worry about.	Accept her offer
Accept the snake and let it control you	Admit you don't remember anything.	Agree, anything to please her
An evening on the beach	Another brick passage	Apply the clay to the blade, 2mm near the edge, 5mm in the center
Approach the monitor	Aren't the stars beautiful?	Arm yourself with a large section of driftwood
Asbergers Overload	Ask "Do you know what has happened to me?"	Ask for her name
Ask for your name	Ask her about herself	Ask her about this location
Ask her about your memories	Ask her who she is	Ask him if you can have some of his apples
Ask him who he is	Ask the man who he is.	Ask the voices about everything
Attack the nearest hatchling	Attempt to cover yourself in embarrassment	Attempt to heal the man-beast
Attempt to incubate an egg	Attempt to masturbate	Attempt to play a melody on the flute to open a wormhole for Xenu and Joseph.
Attempt to walk back down the hallway	Back downstairs	Back out of the room
Back to Drain	Back to the main room	Battle sequence Initiate
Be dragged away	Be her friend	Behind a boulder
Break the mirror	Build a sand castle	Burst through the door
Cackle madly	Call out	Camping
Chastise her for moving too quickly	Check out the cabinets	Cliff Face
Climb Back Down	Collapse wearily and wait to see where the elevator takes you	Combat backpackman
Comfort girl	Confront the woman-beast	Continue
Continue experimenting with the strange liquid	Continue following the path upstream	Continue towards the cliff face
Continue towards the shoreline	Continue your adventure with hunter	Deception
Decide not to trust her: throw her over the edge	Defecate yourself and run	Deny her
Desperatly scramble at your head in an attempt to pull it out	Dive into the ocean	Dive under the rocks
Don't take it	Dont kill lolcat	Dont pick cheeseburger up
Down the liquid in a fit of madness	Drop the box onto the floor	Drop the flute and run towards the village.
East, to the Ocean	Eat a hamburger	Eat it
Elevator	End the world	Enter the Cave
Enter the dark tunnel blind	Enter the pitch black landing	Examine Mirror
Examine the cake	Examinebackpackmanbackpack	Exit the elevator
Exit the elevator and seek out the flying trollface	Exit the lift back to the other room	Exit the property and head north
Fail	Fight for your freedom	Fight the coma, attempt to regain control of your mind
Fight the hivemind	Fight the monster	Fight the snake.
Find a place to hide	Flee into the forest	Follow
Follow Badger	Follow Hedgehog	Follow it, let it reveal everything to you.
Follow the trail of ooze	Give him flowers	Give the cat the cheeseburger
Go Back A Page	Go East, to the Door	Go North, to the Forest
Go South, to the River	Go West, to the Music	Go back across the bridge?
Go back to sleep	Go back to the child	Go for a swim
Go look for a friendly house	Go pet it.	Go through the door
Go through the ventilation shaft	Go to the cottage and knock on the door	Go to the dog?
Green-painted brick passage	Griffon's Nest	Head downstream and cross the rope bridge?
Head straight for the orchard and start picking apples	Head to the Grove	Head to the Rocks
Head to the Village	Heat the sword up to 40º	Help
Hit the egg sac with your stick	Holding Cell 2	Holding Cells
Hook up the clamps	Hop on the cart!	I'm hungry.
IgnoreAcquirePowder	Ignore the man and stare into the fire.	Ignore the person and down the remaining liquid
Inspect one of the eggs	Interrogate her harshly	Interrogate her rudely
Investigate the light	It doesn't matter, you have to try--it could attack another village.	It doesn't matter, you must try--it could attack another village.
Join the hivemind	Jump out of the window after vomiting profusely	Just open the door, it's probably empty
Keep playing and let Xenu and Joseph enter the portal.	Keep playing and walk through the portal.	Kill lolcat
Knock, it would be rude not to	Knock on the door	Laboratory Holding Cell Terminals
Leave the axe, it's too heavy and will just weigh you down	Leave the elevator	Leave the machine alone
Leave the path and stray into the dark forest	Leave the room with the energy drink	Let them take you to wherever
Lie to the girl about where you were.	Light Within the Grate	Light the candles
Link title	Listen for sounds from inside, its best to be prepared.	Listen for sounds from inside, to be on the safe side.
Look Around	Look around the property for anything else that might be useful	Look around the room
Look around the room some more	Look behind you for some way to escape unnoticed	Look for an alternate way out
Look for the voice	Look over the railing	Look to see if there's any more liquid to drink
Main Page	Make a mad dash for the bound creature in a heroic attempt to rescue it	Mention the menacing face
Mercilessly slaughter Xenu and Joseph with the flute	Mix it p with your fingers	Mix it up with your fingers
More about the face	Newcomers? You mean there are others?	No
North, deeper into the forest	North, to the Forest	Not Minecraft
Open the door	Open the door, it's probably empty	Operating Room
Operating Room Terminal	Past the Corpse of the Beast	Pause to think
Pi + Mistaken Math	Pick cheeseburger up	Pick up the small silver key
Plant a lie	Politely refuse	Press the purple button
Pry open the grate, and climb down	Pursue the Woman-Beast into the shadows	Put in one cup of water
Put the CD into the CD player	Put the sword into the furnace	Put two cups of clay into the bucket
Quickly connect the loose wires	Reach up and feel your antennae	Refuse Chute
Refuse pile	Relax and enjoy your drink	Resist
Rest	Return to the brazier room	Return to the deck of the lighthouse
Return to the staircase	Reveal the Voice	Run
Run.	RunAwayFromBackpackman	Run after her
Run away!	Run back and climb out of the drain as fast as you can	Run from the creatures
Run past the door	Run to the tree	Say Nothing
Say nothing	Say you don’t remember	Scream at the top of your lungs
Scream in Rage at how badly you've been trolled	Scream like a girl	Sea Cliff Cave
Seek the Super Hobo	Shake off spell	Sit tight
Slowly approach the tree	Smack the bag out of his hands	SomethingInTheWater
Speak to the Two Musicians	Sprout wings and fly away	Stall for time
StareAtBackPackMan	Stare at it with a gaze filled only with self doubt and lust.	Start searching around the ruins
Start talking to the fire	Stay and further inspect this room	Stay and try to communicate with the beasts
Steal the clothes	Step Boldly into the Room	Stick around to figure out what this giant boulder-snake is
Stop playing and ask about the portal.	Submit to the coma. Hatch	Swing your antenna
Swirl your finger around in the liquid	Switch your focus back to getting the elevator working	Take a little more time and try to repair the control panel
Take it	Take the Book	Take the axe, you never know when you'll need it
Take the clothes	Take the flute and attempt further conversation with the flute player.	Take the flute and attempt to play it.
Take the flute and run towards the village.	Take the key and run out of the room	Take the path leading left
Take the path leading right	Take the path to the right	Talk to the dog
Talk to the strange man	Tell her that you are gay	Tell her to make you a sandwich
The Brazier Room	The Exit	The Forest in the North
The Laboratory	The Labyrinth	The Labyrinth Entrance
The Reddit Adventure	The Sand Dunes	The Second Cuil
The Third Cuil	The Vats	The dark staircase
The door	The elevator	The girl tells her story
The girl tells you her story	The staircase	This only confirms your suspicions; throw her over the edge!
Throw over roof	Throw the CD into the murky water	Time to Be Heroic
To the forrest	Toss a piece of the box at it to see what happens.	Towards the nearest tree to punch it repeatedly
Towards the smoke	Track the beast	Travel past the house without touching anything and hope to make it on your own.
Try and locate the footsteps	Try to calm her down	Try to climb up the tree
Try to fall asleep	Try to find a hiding place in the Dining Room	Try to get out of the elevator
Try to get the box open	Try to kill it	Try to open the box
Try to talk to it	Turn around and face the stranger	Turn around and run!
Umm.....	Use the platform	Wait for her to continue
Wait for it to become room temperature	Wait to see what happens	Wait to see what it does
Wait two minutes	Walk down center path	Walk down right path
Walk down the beach	Walk down the hallway	Walk down the staircase
Walk towards the boulders?	Walk upstream in hopes of finding a town?	Watch the fog
West, to the Meadow	West, towards the smoke trail	What is your name?
Who am I?	Why were we spawned here?	YOU DID IT WRONG!
Yell for Chet	Yell out	Yes!
Yet another brick passage	You agree eagerly.	You are still disoriented from earlier; tell her your feelings
You hit the dog in the face	You look again, it is not actually a woman but a blocky zombie, You run the other direction and begin to look for coal	You make it back to the path and continue on

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