Throw the CD into the murky water
From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure
You throw the CD into the murky pond, cursing as you do so. It makes a loud splash and disturbs the calm water. Something stirs in the murky pond, it looks like a log but you're not sure. It seems to be moving! its apparent to you that its not an actual log as it seems to have a head... and a tail which is twitching... and oh god so many teeth! It's staring at you through the muddy water, oh sweet lord. You instinctively back away from the crocodile, however you notice that its not moving, just observing you, sizing you up. You have some time to make an informed decision.
Do you:
It's kinda my thing!
You threaten to bust a cap in this reptiles foolish behind!
I can use logic and reasoning to get me out of any situation!
I'll mess him up just like i did stupid Mr Backpack Pants!
He's just looking for some fun!
