Try to get the box open
From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure
Fumbling around with the glazed, hardwood box, you notice that what you first thought was simply a nick from the fall is actually a split in the grain of the wood, and you wiggle your fingers inside the gap. Biting your lower lip hard, you pull at the box and it breaks into two pieces, a half in each of your hands.
You feel the elevator creak beneath your feet and the protrusions growing out of your head wobble in response. You see them bob into your peripheral vision, but when you reach up to touch one it slinks away from your hand like an alarmed animal. You try to exert muscular control over the antennae but find that it is impossible.
Looking back at the broken box, you notice that though the piece in your right hand is empty, the one in your left is filled with a dark liquid that pulses gently with the hum of the elevator.
Do you:
Holy shit! What is this wizardry?
Oooh, shiny!
Mmm, tasty!
