IgnoreAcquirePowder
From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure
You ignore the angry man and dive headfirst into the orgy of drug use. Soon you are high as a kite. The world is bright and pulsing. You can't feel your legs. "Fuck" you exclaim loudly "I am the TOECUTTER!" you scream uncontrollably.
No sooner have those fateful words left your lips than you are attacked. Several hot girls, their eyes wide with lust, jump upon you with vigor. For a split second you know the meaning of true bliss. As you succumb to their frenzied advance, you begin to feel faint. You can't breath through the massive, sweaty tits that smother you ruthlessly. As your lungs burn with desire for air, you can't help but notice the irony; spent your whole life chasing tits, now they're gonna kill you.
You sir, are dead.
