Top Mon Hit
From Yb Timeline
"Odd? ODD'S MY MIDDLE NAME!"
-Top, The Yoshi Bodyguards
Top Mon Hit is a Kirby from Popstar. He is known for his odd antics and odd... um... antics. He is also known for his voracious appetite and semi-heroic ability. He is the main character of Topmonhit, although he is not the first character. He has appeared in many different places, sometimes as a guest star. He is depicted as a brown (AKA Chocolate) colored Kirby who wears a dark green hat with a T on it, similar to the hat of Luigi from the Mario video game series. It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours. His first known appearance has been in The Yoshi Bodyguards, originally as a mutation suffered by Topper, then later as a stand-alone character. He is seen as best friends with Oshy and Topper, has a pet/roommate in the form of a Whacka named Whacko, and carries Mario character Stuffwell underneath his hat.
Note that in all stories Top appears in, if he currently split apart, his name is listed as "Top" despite actually being "Light Top" (this only applies if the story does not have Dark Top in it, as it does not matter).
Top Story Bio
A Kirby who is just a little odd. Sorta odd. Ok, he's odder than odd itself! After leaving Dreamland to explore the Nintendo Universe, he found himself outside it at an uncharted planet and then later going to the Pokemon Planet. But the best place he's been so far is the Yoshi Bodyguards, where he has been for a long time now. He mainly rides around on his Wheelie Scooter, and can throw Dark Green Fireballs when he lacks an ability, and recently he found he can also throw Dark Green Iceballs because he's part Eskimo Kirby. Oh, and no one really knows where he got the Dark Green Luigi hat, but it’s known that there exists a town inside there for some reason. Also under his hat is Stuffwell, who he uses to keep all his stuff in. Whenever his light and dark sides split, Light Top, who is often called just Top since he’s like Top but not as odd (usually), Dark Top usually tries to take over the world or something evil. The problem is, if Dark Top dies, Light Top dies, and thus Top dies. Top also once had Galaxia, but sword are overused so he magically had it reforged into a hammer, Galammeria.
History
Early Life
Top began his life as all other Kirbys do. ...anyway, his mother was a red eskimo Kirby named Kabble, and his father was a blue one named Jerby. He also had a brother, a shadow-colored Kirby, named Mot. Top wasn't very good in school and made a lot of ruckus. He mostly got Cs and Qs, but made some friends such as Blizzard, a light blue Kirby. His life was boring and you don't want to hear about it up to a certain point where it began to get interesting.
Adventures in Space
One day, at a party, Top and Blizzard were dared to sneak into King Dedede's Castle. They did, but were caught by King Dedede. Soon after, he sued them on the grounds that they were breaking and entering. Somehow, they were given a trial, and that is when Top met a pumpkin from Rareworld, who is only known as Top's Lawyer. After getting Top out of the sticky situation, Top decided to go off and explore space. Blizzard built for him his own Star Ship, which was brown-colored, and Top went off to explore space.
After a long while of flying through space, Top eventually crashed on a planet known as Mintop. There, he met creatures known as Slubes. He met three Slubes named Numer, Professor Zeth, and Cherry. Together, they went on a few adventures, including battling a large creature called a Spleech named Conrad, who had been trying to take over the planet for a while. In the final encounter, Top was hit with a strange beam, although he seemed fine. Soon after, he decided to leave and continue exploring space. However, while flying away, he was suddenly attacked by a copy of himself, which he learned was Dark Top. That beam split Top's Light and Dark halves, but while they were fighting, they suddenly fell into a random portal, sending them to a completely random location.
Light Top found himself on a strange island with strange inhabitants called Pokemon. It was known as Hachacha. It was here that he met Topper, then later Oshy, and others including Chibi and Jet Kirby (Max). Most events that conspired are now non-canon. Eventually, the inhabitants of the island left, and Top returned to Popstar with his family until a portal sucked him in, sending him to The Yoshi Bodyguards.
The Yoshi Bodyguards
The Early YB is marked with many discrepancies, which can be read about later. It is known for fact that Top fell through a random portal at the same time Topper fell out of one while he was in the YB, causing them to switch. Everyone assumed Topper had mutated into a Kirby, as they called him "Top" for short back then, causing much confusion later on. Well, not really. It was here Top met many others, including Yoshi., Mack, Power Box, Sneezier, and others. Later on he met others such as Pyro, Danny, and so on and so forth.
As time passed, Top became a well-known and distinguished YB, despite his insane oddness. However, at one point, Dark Top returned, now with the dark side of Sneezier, Dark Sneezier. They began an evil company called Darkcorp. Also appearing was an evil robot of Top known only as Metal Top. There was one event where the YB HQ was destroyed so they had to build a new one, and in the process they found a Chaos Emerald.
Dark Top randomly merged with Light Top, though, and then found a Hypno Beam. Top accidently used it on a YB and Dark Top began to get control of Top, having him use it on more YBs until he nearly controlled it, but at the last second something went wrong and a beam of energy nearly killed everyone. Light Top was able to get Top to stop the beam of energy, but it teleported him to Dreamland where he lost his memory; somehow, Dark Top also unmerged from him. While at Dreamland, Darkcorp appeared to attack it, but their ship crashed into Dreamland. Top regained his memory and he and the YB beat them up.
Then Dark Top got sick of Darkcorp and left. Later, Cackletta, whose spirit had been revived by Fawful and Gruntilda Winkybunion, possessed Top, forming Topletta. With Top's body, Cackletta made her way into Hoo Mountain, where she found a mystic power that allowed her to gain her body back. No one knows what it was. Soon after, Dark Top united Cackletta, Fawful, Grunty, and earlier villains of the YB King Boo, Missingno., Dark Matter and Sandbag under the Federation of Evil Acquaintances, or FOEA. Around this time, Oshy joined the YB and so Top and Oshy became friends.
It is also of note that various comic series occured in this time, but their canonity is debated by Topmonhit and Topmonhit. All that matters concerning Top is that his brother, Mot, turned out to be evil and was defeated, then thrown into jail.
The Dark Ages
The Dark Ages began when the YBs leader, Yoshi., which was short for Yoshiler, was killed by his adopted son, Summer, later Lord Farzar. The demon Varfudor, who was Yoshi.'s worst enemy, brought forth Titans of yore (or something) that plotted to begin a new universe. When they were awakened once more, Star World was sent into total chaos.
Top and Oshy quickly escaped the planet, going to Rareworld, and eventually Danny followed. There, they ran right into FOEA's base of operations, and soon their base, Gruntilda's lair, completely blew up. FOEA ran off, but Top gained a dark Chaos Emerald of strange and dark power. After a time, they returned to Star World, although the end of the Dark Ages had very little to actually do with Top.
Darkness Returns
After an adventure involving Oshy, in which Morton Koopa Sr., Bowser's father, was battled and defeated, Oshy left the YB temporarily, and soon after Top's Lawyer decided to join the YB for a time. In January 2006, Oshy rejoined the YB when Shadow Creatures from the Shadow Dimension attempted to take over Star World. With the help of the Shadow Creatures Vivian and Noshum, the Shadow King, the ruler of the Shadow Dimension, was defeated, and the Shadow Creature were freed from the Shadow Monarchy. During this adventure, new Crystal Stars were created, but the shrine required holders for each, so it called forth one worth for the 7th--a Sneasel named Sneen. Sneen eventually joined the YB once the adventure was over, and Top's Lawyer left soon after.
Around this point around this section, Top found Stuffwell, who was out of a job because of Super Stuffwell. Dang Sneezier. Anyway, Top adopted him and he began to live under Top's hat.
The next month, Metal Sonic stole the Chaos Emeralds from Princess Peach's Castle, but when the YB tried to stop it with the Dark Chaos Emerald, Dark Top appeared and stole it. With this, Metal Sonic was stopped, but Dark Top now had an insane amount of power at his disposal. Light Top took the normal Chaos Emeralds and a massive fight began, which ended in the two of them merging together once more. Then, over the next month, phazon began to infect Star World, and when Top came to help, it infected a Whacko. With Top's care for Whackas, he gave it his all to try and save it. Soon after, a Yoshi was infected with phazon, and in the end, one of the Titans had revealed to have survived. It was now a grotesque monstrosity, but the YB was eventually able to defeat it.
The Adventure of Wishes
With the YB doing so much, Princess Peach decided to hold a party in their honor. However, during the party, Metal Top appeared, revealing to have the Beanstar that he had stolen from FOEA. Due to Peach's voice, it had awaken, and he raised the castle into the sky, then defeated the YB, blasting them out of the party. They needed to counter Metal Top's wishes with wishes of their own, so they went to Star Haven to find a Star Rod. Alas, Star Haven had been attacked earlier, and the Star Rod was in fragments across Star World. They traveled Star World until they regained all pieces of the Star Rod, reforming it and then challenging Metal Top to a duel of wishes. In the end, Metal Top was destroyed, supposedly once and for all...
Meta Top
Over several months preceding June of 2006, strange dark mist began to appear, infecting various creatures. Whenever this occured, a strange Meta Knight-like character that was brown with a green mask appeared to help. Eventually, a group of Dark Koopatrols attempted to kidnap Top--although the reason was unknown. They were warded off successfully, until the next day when a Wayoshi was infected. During the fight, Dark Koopatrols returned and kidnapped him, bringing him to a mysterious, dark castle. There, Top was brought to Morton Koopa Sr., who ended up not being defeated in the earlier encounter. The other YBs came to Top's rescue, and a battle began which Meta Top joined into. However, during the fight, a clock was destroyed and it caused a machine to malfunction, sending everyone to the future.
When they arrived in the future, it was bleak and desolate. Meta Top quickly brought them to a base of other future people, and they learned that Morton was not defeated and had taken over Star World. This was the last resistance. Top learned that Meta Top was in fact the future Top, and that years ago a meteor had crashed his family reunion, killing his family. He went into hiding, training and became Meta Top until he heard about Morton and returned. The only way to prevent this was to go back to the past, so the resitance went into Morton's castle and, defeating all foes, and sending the YB back to their present time. They then flew out into space, finding the meteor the present Morton was on, and defeated him when Top did a last-ditch effort by using Crash ability in his Star Ship. Morton was completely eradicated once and for all.
Top Stops Being Important and Then He's Important Again
In the Fall of 2006, Oshy and his brother, Yisho, went on an adventure through time. Top, however, was absent throughout most of the story, appearing mainly in cameos until he helped Oshy chase after a UFO thanks to The Cloud. He later had an appearance at the end of the story. In addition, when the YB traveled to Koholint, the Dream Isle, Top did very little that mattered. Later, in December of that year, the YB went to the North Pole to see Santa, instead finding an Angry Scientist named Kienstrom. They then fell into a cave where they found Santa's Workshop, and Top got a collection of ability bubbles to use at any time.
The next year wasn't much better, starting out fairly bumpy. In March, Top found a treasure map and the YB went on a treasure hunt. Unfortunately, 5 shards of a gem they had been collecting began to act up and unlocked a dark treasure chest with a demon known as Darkost inside. It disappeared, later revealing to have possessed Top, and it allowed Dark Top to take over. When the Darkost was trapped inside another gem, Fawful appeared out of nowhere and kidnapped Top. Along with Cackletta, Grunty, and other former members of FOEA, they allowed Dark Top to remain in control of Top and FOEA began again. However, when they kidnapped Yoshi, the YB once more went on the attack, defeating Dark Top and the Darkost, saving Top.
The End of Top's YB Time
Top continued to help out the YB in adventures, including The Shadows of Nor'Lesha, The Shadows, the Prankster and the Hat, in which he convinced Doopliss to join the good side by singing, Stop 'n' Swop Yoshi Bodyguards, in which the YB went to Rareworld to collect the Stop 'n' Swop items before Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty could, Time Terror, in which he did very little, and Pokemon Platinum 2--YB Version, in which once again he did very little. Around this time, for reasons he cares not to disclose, he, Oshy and Topper "left" the YB, although still often helping out with adventures and sometimes hanging around the HQ.
The Plot of Evil Dreams
Once Top, Oshy and Topper left the YB, Top began to hang around his own house more often. Sneen had also left, but was planning on moving to Fhar Outpost. However, before he did, they learned the Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty had stolen the Star Rod, and then Master Emerald was under attack. Although they tried to save it from being stolen, Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty, along with Slike, were able to steal it. That night, Top disappeared--he later returned, battered and bruised, until it was learned he was fine, and it was secretly Dark Top. Dark Top hurried to the basement, stealing the Magic Paintbrush they had bought from E. Gadd and teleporting away with it.
Meanwhile, Light Top had been kidnapped and was in the Castle Formerly Owned by Tubba Blubba, which was often FOEA's base of operations. The others came and saved him, but then it was found out that Cackletta, Fawful, Grunty, Slike and Dark Top were working with many more villains, and that a huge battle ensued. In the end, Dark Top activated their device of evil that allowed them to control the dreams of anyone on Star World, and the main characters escaped.
They escaped to the Pokeworld, where they stayed at Viridian Forest until three of the villains, Rexor, Shadow Danny and Metal Sneezier, appeared, trying to kidnap a Jigglypuff. They were defeated and the group split off when they learned other villains were elsewhere. Light Top was in the group that went to Ripple Star, successfully preventing Metal Sonic, Mime Dee and Dark Matter Kirby from taking the Ripple Crystal. Unfortunately, the other group was not as lucky, and the villains got the Crystal Jiggy, which they could use to take control of the dreams of inhabitants of other planets. Thus, one final attack was needed...
The heroes went to Star World and began their attack on the villains. They got into their castle, defeating all the foes until they were on the roof. There, Slike appeared and attacked them with a device that increased his power by a ridiculous amount. He swiftly defeated them all, knocking them unconscious. By a stroke of luck, however, the machine malfunctioned and their dreams were not taken control of. Another stroke of luck occured when Parnky the Prank freed them; unfortunately, everything when haywire when Metal Top suddenly returned, revealing he had come from the future of Morton to the past. Light Top and Dark Top together were able to stop Metal Top from taking control of the machine; it escaped, however, and when all the villains disappeared, so did Dark Top.
Fakes
After The Plot of Evil Dreams, Top, Oshy and Topper won a cruise trip which they took in early Spring of 2008.. It was cut short, however, when the ship entered a whirlpool created by Bloo and Mogmire. The other heroes had to rescue them, but they too were sank by a whirlpool. Before Bloo and Mogmire could begin their plot, though, an orb suddenly appeared, followed by a massive blob of water called Water Blob. Bloo and Mogmire disappeared, and the blob was defeated, giving them the orb--a blue orb. Later, they battled a flaming eagle known as Heagle, getting a red orb. They then fought a massive plant called Magnocoden to save the Fearsome Five, getting a green orb. Finally, Top, Oshy and Topper encountered fake versions of themselves known as Anti-Top, Anti-Oshy, and Anti-Topper. Anti-Top was very dull and boring. During the battle against them, however, a massive rock creature called Storn appeared. Although it was defeated, the Anti-villains stole the orb and flew away.
Not long after, yet another fake Top appeared--this one known as Fake Top, or Tih Nom Pot. This was created by Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty to frame Top and steal the Chaos Emeralds, which it successfully did. However, when Top went to trial with Top's Lawyer, it appeared he would win. Then, Fawful used a hypno beam to force the jury to vote guilty, sending Top to jail. There, he met his brother once more, who claims to have turned over a new leaf. Together, they broke out of jail and met a group of Whackas. One of them, Whacko, agreed to help them get into Princess Peach's Castle to try and get Top's name cleared. Along the way, the hypnotized jury was sent by Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty to stop him, but they failed. Chibi was their final try, but she was defeated and decided to get even with the Witchy Fury Trio by helping Top. They snuck into the castle through the basement and freed Bob, Pyro and Danny who had been kidnapped earlier, then they proceeded to defeat Fawful in a singing contest, Grunty at a quiz, and then Cackletta in a battle. Before the final battle, however, Fake Top used the Chaos Emeralds to try and become a true clone of Top and take over his life. It failed at this, however, and was destroyed, scattering the Chaos Emeralds.
Chaos Abounds
As Summer began, Top got no rest as Apricot, the Yoshi that Oshy had met a little while ago and who was apparently from his childhood, was kidnapped. Oshy suspected Rexor, although it turned out to be the X-Nauts, who were after the Chaos Emeralds. After tussles located at varying locations, the final battle began in an X-Naut battleship. However, the Chaos Emeralds fell out when the battleship was attacked by a mysterious ship, which revealed to be Dr. Eggman's. Whirl showed up as well in a smaller ship, making a portal for Top and the others, and then Slike joined the fray. In the end, the emeralds were scattered across the universe, and one was found in the Pit of 100 Trials.
Not long after, the planet began getting... cold. Despite being summer. Top, Oshy and Topper were visiting the YB when suddenly the HQ was destroyed, killing everyone inside. They all appeared in the Underwhere, where they learned Sneen was at and had split his Light and Dark halves. He was chased down to the Overthere, then back to the Underwhere, eventually leading to one last fight. However, he had been tricked by Dimentio, who had been in the Underwhere, and ended up losing his life force, causing both Dark and Light Sneen to die.
Orbs and Emeralds
When Fall began to come around, Apricot was once again kidnapped. However, Rexor, the kidnapper, demanded the orbs they had been collecting. They had 4; the Anti-Villains from earlier that year had one, so they had to take theirs. They ended up having 2, and were destroyed in the end. Apricot was then saved as well, but soon they were attacked by a massive armada, causing them to fall into the ocean. There, Numer, Zeth and Cherry appeared once more, as these orbs were from their planet. Conrad appeared, the orbs were scattered, and they had to be collected once more. In the end, Conrad was defeated and Numer, Zeth and Cherry returned to their planet.
In that same month, Luigi and Yoshi disappeared while searching for Mario who had disappeared. Top and Oshy went searching for them, only finding Yoshi, and then later not doing anything else for the rest of The Oddtastic Adventure. Topmonhit thinks he helped battle Grodus in the end, though. Oh, wait, that doesn't explain the "Emerald" heading very well, does it? Oh well.
Through Time and Space
The next month, Top and the others went to the Pokeworld when they learned Team Rocket was kidnapping Uxie, Azelf and Mesprit. However, it was soon learned that Giovanni had been possessed by the demon Nocktor, who had absorbed the power of Giratina, followed by Dialga and Palkia. They then chased Nocktor throughout time and space, eventually sending them to a crossover between the 1576 Kingdom Novel. Nothing important happened, though, other than Top naming him, Oshy and Topper Team TOT, and Nocktor was destroyed once and for all.
The Dark Perforation
The following Winter, Top recieved a message saying he was the new king of a kingdom on Shiver Star, the Iclan Kingdom. There, he learned he had to protect a diamond of strange and mystical power, but the very same day of his coronation, war were declared by someone named Minorbu which ended in the kingdom being destroyed. Team TOT was able to escape with the diamond, though, keeping it out of evil's hands. Unfortunately, when Team TOT was called to Mobius to help retrieve the Master Emerald from Metal Top, they found that his house had been destroyed by Minorbu, who also stole the diamond from his house, putting them behind in points to Metal Top. Luckily, Oshy was able to get them able to stay at Gisho Castle, leaving them without need of a new house.
When the Metal Army invaded Star World, Top and Whacko just so happened to be at Shiver Star, speaking with the remains of the Iclan Kingdom. Immeidately after the Metal Wars Climax, however, Metal Top invaded the Pokeworld with a Metal Pokemon army, and so he, Oshy, Topper and Whacko went there to try and save it. Unfortunately, they were blasted in space and fell to Saffron City, where they were kidnapped and brought into the basement of Silph Co. There, they met Slurp, who, with his bizarre Metronome, helped them escape. They eventually made it to the top floor, but Metal Top had escaped to the roof; they went to the roof, but Metal Top had escaped in a flying machine.
Team TOT then headed to Sinnoh in Sunyshore City to blow up one of the main ships of the invaders, a Wobbuffet ship. At Sunyshore City, they met up with Relvia and Iris, and together they battled against a Porygon-Z; it eventually retreated to the ship, and they all entered it, but were pushed into a bizarre door that seemed to transfer them into the ship's computers. There, they battled against Porygon-Z on its own turf, but still managed to defeat it. They got out, and then Top began to smash the ship's computers until that caused the ship to realiate by wobbling around and destroying parts of the city. Just when it looked like the city would be destroyed, the gym leader, Volkner, appeared and shocked the ship, disabling it and causing it to stop.
At the end of the war, Team TOT went to Cerulean Cave in Kanto to battle against the rest of teh army that had gathered in one final spot. There, they met the other characters of the story and they did one final battle against the army's super-robot: Metal Mewtwo, but it had the diamond they spent so much time messing with in the previous stories powering it. After a hard battle, it was defeated, but Metal Top and the army escaped. All seemed fine until the diamond began acting up and Stuffwell revealed after some evaluation, it appeared the diamond was getting ready to destroy the planet! Top quickly got in his Star Ship and used the Suplex ability in his ship to throw it far, far away, saving the planet. They finally returned home...
The Defeat of The Dark Perforation
About a month later, Shi'un came to Gisho Castle; needing a place to stay, she was allowed to live there by Apricot. Top and Shi'un got off on the wrong foot, though. Less than a month later, The Dark Perforation Army attacked Star World, completely shielding it over with a strange device that prevented anyone from entering or leaving Star World. Cut off from the rest of the universe, Metal Top demanded the planet to surrender. They refused, and Top used Stuffwell to figure out where Metal Top was: above the Koopa Kingdom. He rushed off to there with Whacko.
Bowser was less than enthusiastic about Top being there, but agreed to let him help. Metal Top attacked the castle with a huge force of creatures, which the Koopa Troop (along with Top) fought against; Top attacked Metal Top himself, and although Top and Bowser used each other as weapons a few times, they were able to send the invaders back and the fight ended in a draw. Later, Metal Top had some troops sneak up to the castle and attempt to bash their way in; Bowser brought out a secret weapon, an Ion Cannon, and blasted them away.
Metal Top had his own weapon, however, and the battleship it brought to the castle transformed into a giant robot which began to attack the castle. Enough damage was done to allow some creatures inside, but Top zoomed out with his Wheelie Scooter (Whacko coming along as well) to get into the giant robot; he somehow made a jump high enough to make it inside the robot and into the control station of it. He and Metal Top began to fight, and it ended in the robot taking damage; it and a group of creatures escaped to the space station controlling the shield around the planet.
The other main areas of interest on the planet were saved, but the planet was still trapped. When everyone converged at The Mushroom Kingdom, Wario and Waluigi appeared and revealed Diamond City had been taken over, but had a portal leading directly into the space station. While a team went there to liberate the city and get into the space station, Team TOT remained in case anymore attacks were set up, but instead went to Mount Mushmore where some creatures were found with a base. There, they found the Anti-Team TOT again, but were able to defeat them and stop their plan to hit the Mushroom Kingdom with a giant laser.
Once the other force was able to free Star World completely, a plan was set up to attack the base of The Dark Perforation Army, a castle out in space. Top was put with the Crusade team to free what prisoners of the castle they could, including Queen Snophia Icle, the true heir to the Iclan Kingdom throne. When they arrived to the castle, Top went ahead too soon with the Burning Ability connected to his Star Ship and crashed in the entrance of the castle, damaging a large number of ships and preventing them from getting out. When the other ships landed, Team TOT then got out and went with them into the castle.
Once they were deeper into the castle, the teams split and Top went with Coshi, Glerk and Sunset to find any prisoners. What they found instead was that The Dark Perforation had taken over half the entire cosmos. They then found the torture chamber and began to free tortured prisoners. Top and Coshi went into another room that looked more like a little girl's playset and attacked a strange creature that was like a Jigglypuff but whose true form was much more disgusting. After it was defeated, Coshi attacked a fragile bones-and-jewel creature and found Snophia and Plasshi (who had been kidnapped during the Star World invasion).
With their job nearly completed, they headed into the final room, where Minorbu, Orp and Hurtilu appeared. Sub fought Minorbu 1-on-1, so Top and the others fought against Orp and Hurtilu. Eventually all three were defeated, but then Metal Top appeared and fought against them alone. During the fight he used power from The Dark Perforation to gain shadowy powers, but was still defeated and was defeated, deactivated and destroyed. The Dark Perforation, The Creator, then appeared, and fought against them itself. The battle was tough, but in the end, Shi'un used her Final Smash to defeat it.
Or so they thought; suddenly it began to change and formed into a black hole! Top almost lost his hat, but jumped up for it, which caused him to get sucked into it. He was stretched and shrank until he fell into a strange arena-like area, then everyone else fell on him. They saw a virus thingy, essentially the brain of The Dark Perforation, which said it had lost control and needed their energy to regain control. They refused, and a battle occured. They couldn't break through its shield, though, and Oshy told Top to do something since he was in the prophecies.
Top hit in Stuffwell. However, Snophia was able to use Stawl's star power to break the shield, and in the end, Colin dealt such a blow that all it took was a Team Attack with Oshy, Topper, Snophia, Glerk and Metal Chaos to defeat it. The Dark Perforation was destroyed, and the castle began to disappear; they rushed out, and watched as the castle disappeared, as did everything created by The Dark Perforation. They returned home, and Top took a nap.
Seeing Stars
About a month later, while looking into space with a telescope with Testube, a rocketship crashed into Gisho Castle. The rocketship turned out to have a shaman from two thousand years ago in it, along with a baby star. The star was supposed to be given to a shaman today, so they went to Merlon who explained that they should go to Starborn Valley to find who it goes to. Along the way there they found Gluposs, who was kicked out of the Crystal Palace by Crystal King, and he went along with them. However, Crystal King and his army attacked them until Frob and Bread showed up to help.
Once Crystal King was defeated, they went to Starborn Valley and learned the shaman they seek was up north in a temple. In addition, the baby star coming to Star World meant that a great evil was coming: The Dark Prognosticus, which was written by Kastrodoms. Kastrodoms attempted to use it to take over Star World in ancient times, but failed, and the shamans sent Mershin and the baby star to orbit the planet until it would be needed to counter Kastrodoms' revenge. They went to the temple up north and found that Wiggly Jr. was there, and then met Merlia, who took the baby star.
Merlia didn't know what to do with it, though, but soon she had a vision and learned they needed a green knight from the Order of Eidolon. Team TOT knew this was Luigi, so they went off to find him. Along the way back to Starborn Valley, though, Bowser and Kamek showed up to attack them, trying to get the star for themselves. They were defeated, but then Kammy appeared with the Dark Prognosticus and revealed her ancestor was Kastrodoms. Team TOT, Gluposs and Merlia were able to escape by digging underground while the others fought against Kammy.
They got to the Mario Bros. House, told Mario and Luigi what was going on, and Topper once more dug underground while the others followed. They reached Shooting Star Summit, but found the SWDF and Kammy's Darkost army were about to have a battleh were! They were levitated up to Star Way just before the fight began, and at Star Haven, they and the Star Spirits watched as Kammy and the Darkost broke through to the Mushroom Kingdom. The Star Spirits gave Top and the others a power boost, and they went down to Peach's Castle to fight Kammy.
Instead, Luigi fell down a trapdoor and they were attacked by Darkost. Gluposs poofed into a kart while Top mixed Light and Freeze abilities to freeze the Darkost and they hurred to the clock room of the castle, where they freed some characters kidnapped by Kammy. Kammy appeared and fought them; Top froze some Darkost, but then was attacked by Kammy and he lost the ability. They were completely unable to hit Kammy due to the Darkost until Luigi showed up, and with Merlia and Luigi, Kammy was defeated.
The Dark Prognosticus then projected a ghost hologram of Kastrodoms, who revealed his revenge was now ready to begin. They no longer had the baby star's power, but the Star Spirits used their power to prevent Kastrodoms from summoning Darkost. They fought, and eventually they were able to defeat Kastrodoms and destroy his energy ghost. Once everyone left the room, Top picked up Kastrodom's failed last resort: A rainbow ball.
Dark and Light
About a month and a half later, Team TOT and some others were called by Snophia to help her--her kingdom had been on hard times since the reconstruction, and she had decided to get help from the planet's ruler, Chills Pacone, in order to keep her kingdom intact. She needed their help in the discussion with Chills. When they arrived, however, things went sour when Chills thought Sneezier and Light Top were Dark Sneezier and Dark Top. Chills had his boys fire on them, but Power Box was able to cause a momentary ceasefire for them all to figure out what was going on.
They learned that Chills father had been killed by Dark Sneezier and Dark Top when they began Darkcorp, and Chills wanted revenge. Luckily, Topper managed to convince Chills that this was a good thing, as in the death of Chills' father led to Chills being ruler of Shiver Star. At that, Chills agreed with that logic, and an agreement was quickly made between Snophia and Chills. Their work done, Team TOT returned to Gisho Castle... only to find Dark Top there!
Light Top was ready to fight, but Dark Top explained he was there for diplomatic relations. Specifically, he was now in rule of a planet known as Popworld, and wanted an alliance between it and Star World. There was tension and uneasiness, but something was worked out. Dark Top did mention, however, the former ruler of the planet, Blork, often caused trouble, and asked Team TOT and the others with them if they could do something about it. They found Blork and fought against his loyalists, but ultimately Blork escaped.
A few weeks later, Dark Top asked for more help concerning Blork, and they went to fight him again. This time, they actually fought against Blork himself, but before they delivered the final blow Blork wanted to make a proposition, for the two to work together against Dark Top, asking them if they really trusted him. Just then, a missile came down and exploded, followed by a volly of bullets that ended in Blork being killed. Metal Top then came down with blue eyes, rebuilt from being defeated before. Light Top began to go crazy, especially when Metal Top stated Dark Top as its master, but then listed Light Top as an ally.
Before Metal Top could leave, though, Dimentio appeared out of nowhere. He scrambled Metal Top's circuits, and it attacked Team TOT and the others. Metal Top was defeated, but then woke up, apparently after a rebooting, and was back! It was about to attack them when it opened up a new file which sent a massive wave across the planet, disabling all machinery. Sub quickly teleported them back to their ships and they escaped the planet before their ships were disabled. Light Top returned to Gisho Castle, hoping Dark Top would now be unable to do anything.
About a week and a half later, however, the machinery on the planet was running again and Dark Top declared war on Star World. Although Team TOT did no fighting in the war, less than a week after it began Dark Top was assassinated. Light Top began to panic, expecting to die any second, but Oshy froze him with an ice egg so they could try to find a way to keep him alive later. The next thing Light Top knew, however, was he was inside The Super Microwave and was blasted into the sky, out the castle and flew so far he crashed into Peach's Castle.
When he landed, he saw Dark Top and Bowser there, along with most of his friends trapped in an energy field. Dark Top and Bowser began fighting Light Top, and though Light Top began losing, Kamek and Kammy rushed in, saying that they had been betrayed by Dimentio! A compact magic shield surrounded Bowser and Light Top, and Dark Top revealed he was working with Dimentio and betrayed Bowser. Dark Top brought out a large mech of Metal Top and went to take over the Koopa Kingdom, leaving Dimentio to take care of the others.
Dimentio revealed his plan to kill Light Top as well, though, thereby killing Dark Top too. He was about to do so using one of Star World's own nukes when he was hit with ice bullets and frozen. Chills Pacone came in, saying he heard about Dark Top being there. Light Top said that he had to be the one to defeat Dark Top, however, because he had the power of sacrifice; specifically explained during his battle with Dark Top at Bowser's Castle, Dark Top can't go full throttle because if he kills Light Top, Dark Top dies and his plan's a ruin. Light Top, on the other hand, can, because if he kills Dark Top, Light Top dies, but Dark Top's plan is still ruined. Realizing he can't win with Light Top around, the two merged back into the one and only Top Mon Hit.
Other Team TOTers
About a month later, when Oshy was planning on going to Gisho Island with Apricot to set up a new society there. Top and Topper wanted to go, but due to Apricot they weren't allowed. Scorch also wasn't allowed to go, due to Oshy not wanting SWDF influence, but Top, Topper and Scorch decided to stow away in a suitcase along the way. Unfortunately, the suitcase fell out of the ship they were in and landed on the island below. They were stranded at some random location on Gisho Island, but Scorch had a map in his battle armor and there were two directions they could take, towards Deserted Plateau or Whomp Volcano.
Top wanted to go to a place with desserts, but was instead dragged to Whomp Volcano. After they climbed up to the top, Top fell inside and Topper and Scorch had to go get them. Inside they encountered a Whomp, even though no living creatures were supposed to be on the island, and then found Magigoomba inside, which gave them a quiz. They won the quiz and entered a warp pipe which brought them right to Bowser, who was attempting to build a new castle inside the volcano! They battled him, which ended in Bowser getting defeated. Soon after, however, the volcano erupted a little bit, sending the platform they were on flying out the volcano.
The platform crash-landed at the Rexeum of Deserted Plateau, where they found Dr. Tyrato and a large group of Shroobs. Dr. Tyrato battled against them, but was defeated, after which he and the Shroobs escaped. Top, Topper and Scorch decided to go to Gisho Town, but found the area to be empty, although the devices Oh Gee was using to measure various stats on the island was there. They went to Eggwood to try and find someone, and a random suitcase fell which Tron and [Hey You]] came out, and then found that Testube was caged by Bowser Jr., Kamek and Kammy. The three fought against them and won, rescueing Testube.
They returned to Gisho Town to find Oshy, Apricot, PB, Sunset and Sally there. This left Oh Gee as the only one left to find, but as it was getting late, they decided to look for him tomorrow. However, when they awoke, Apricot was gone and a message from Rexor was left to come to the lava pit. They went there to find a new castle Rexor built, and inside had to fight Shrowser, Bowser being controlled by the Shroobs.
Defeating him, they engaged in a long fight against Rexor, eventually defeating both a Dry Rexor and a giant, living Rexor, and in the end rescued Apricot. They then heard a voice call to Oshy to come to the Star Cavern, and there they found Oh Gee, as well as a purple yoshi named Lavinia: Oshy's mother. Lavinia was merely a spirit there because of Rexor and Bowser meddling on the island, but did tell them one warning: Something was coming, something large in number, and it would come before they knew it.
A month later, Opt appeared, coming to Team TOT asking for help. Opt gave a sincere apology to Topper, stating that there was someone trying to take over the Pokeworld. Team TOT agreed to go with him there, along with some of their friends. When they arrived, they went into Rock Tunnel, with Opt splitting so they could surround the villain. It turned out not to be a villain, but a Pachirisu with an enormous head, and although she was trying to take over Pokeworld, she claimed it to be for good reasons.
Either way, Opt suddenly came back in with some headphones Medulla had created, stating that he had brought them there to distract Medulla while he stole the headphones, and he blasted out. It turned out the headphones were an invention of Medulla's used to control Pokemon, but it had never worked. Once again it didn't work, and Opt, enraged, attacked them, but ended up losing and escaping. Danny and Tron then recieved a message on their PSes from Relvia, who said Cindek was under attack by Regirock, Regice and Registeel. They left to go to Cindek, where they fought against Regirock, then Regice at another city, and finally Registeel at a third. However, that was it--it all appeared to be over.
They all left Pokeworld, but as they were leaving, Top's Star Ship suddenly malfunctioned and it fell back to the planet. It landed at a place called Machu Pichu, a civilization of Pichu. When the other ships landed, including Danny's, the Pichu went into a panicked. They ended up attacking Danny and tying him up. At the time, Hey You had set up a fruit stand there, and explained the Pichu hate Pikachu for some reason. They tried to sacrifice Danny to their Pichu god (a giant Pichu), but Danny escaped and battled against it, along with the others helping out.
They defeated the Pichu God, destroying Machu Pichu, and then Opt appeared to fight them. During the fight, a robot version of Topper, Metal Topper, appeared, but then Topper returned after disappearing to help fight. Angry, Opt began a one-on-one fight with Topper, during which everyone else was hit with sleep powder bombs and fell asleep. While Top was asleep, he saw a Celestial Architect in a dark void, then woke up in a cave with Metal Topper looking at them. Opt came in, but Metal Topper told him he was no longer needed and kicked him out.
Soon after, Opt returned with Topper to fight against Metal Top. During the battle, however, Opt revealed his true intention was to let Metal Topper weaken him so he could be defeated once and for all. Just before the final blow, an Arbok named Memery appeared, attacking Opt and Metal Topper. The two worked together, in addition to freeing everyone from the cages they were in (allowing Top to help in the fight), and Metal Topper was destroyed. Opt attempted to escape, but was grabbed by Memery and caught. With Opt caught, he was sent to an icy prison planet in the far reaches of the galaxy, and after everyone said their goodbyes, Topper took hours doing something else. When he was finally done, they finally left the planet.
A month later, Team TOT were outside Gisho Castle relaxing when Luigi showed up; Mario had gone on another adventure, and Luigi was lonely. Hearing Mario was on another adventure, Top refused to be left behind and the four of them dashed off to Nimbus Land. They made a crash landing, unfortunately, but when they got up they went inside the castle and encountered a cloudy character named Count Bleah, who had taken over Nimbus Land and locked everyone up. Top tried to attack Bleah, but Bleah slammed him with his staff and knocked him away.
Team TOT began fighting against Count Bleah while Luigi helped Mario out of jail, and the five of them were about to fight Bleah when Count Bleah formed two portals, out of which two magical humanoid creatures named Morphs came out and attacked them. Team TOT and the Mario Bros. each fought against a morph, and the two were eventually destroyed; enraged, Count Bleah attacked them, nearly destroying them, but then Sub appeared to fight Count Bleah. The next thing Top knew, he and Team TOT were back in Gisho Castle (what had really happened was The Cloud and Count Bleah fought, and in the end The Cloud wiped everyone's memories that had seen it).
Discrepancies
Hachacha
Most of this can be read in the Chibi section. However, there are others. Originally, Top, Oshy, Topper, Whirl and Croco were all "forms" of each other, each from a different planet. This is now outdated.
Another discrepancy involves Japan. In the original RP, for a large section of it everyone moved to Japan. Yes, it was fun for the RP, but in the actual storyline, Topmonhit doesn't think so.
The Yoshi Bodyguards
Most, if not most, of the discrepancies in the YB are either lost or forgotten since the death of NSider. However, some are remembered. Originally, Topper, who was then called Top, was simply mutated into a Kirby. This came about when Topmonhit began comics, and needed a character with actual sprites. Later, in Hachacha, these characters were split into two distinct ones.
Originally, Top did not have a hat. This can also be seen in the comics. In addition, his hat originally came from Luigi, but its origin is now simply an unknown.
The most horrible discrepancy involved what could only be described as a "Topette". Topmonhit suggests everyone put it out of their mind and never think of it again.
Topmonhit Comics
The original comics centered around events in the YB, which were largely fabricated. Um... Topmonhit thinks he's gone over everything.
Chibi
Long ago, in a distant land, Top and Chibi so-called "loved" each other. However, this was back when Chibi took pills called "CKN DIDN'T HAVE A BASE FOR HER CHARACTERS" and Top was being protrayed by an actor. In short, this disappeared and now Top dislikes Chibi. He doesn't like love and Chibi likes Doopliss, but that's for another article.
[This part has been added by CKN. Great fun was had by all.]
In the olden days of "Topmonhit was a moron in RPing land", Top was in love with Chibi. It seemed like Chibi liked him, but I can only say that that was because of a young ChibiKirbyNess loving to be loved by others (and the fact that some of her other characters were with Max already). So really, Top used to like Chibi, but now he doesn't. That means that their relationship is now nonexistant, as Chibi would rather touch lips with Doopliss (who does not want her either). Or so I think. What do you think, Top?
Non-Canon Appearances
Mushroom Kingdom 1nsanity
Top had a brief appearance in the comics by MarioMK1, originally known as Super Mario Crew: Luigi's Denial, then changed to Mushroom Kingdom 1nsanity. He appeared in comic 22: Bacon is Evolving, and is special in that he is the only new guest star to appear in that comic. This was also the first comic to feature the "Grayscaliens". He also served the function of a partnerball in that he ate most of the characters who were in the group he joined to be used for later. However, they would all be defeated along with him in comic 24. In this comic, entitled I Don't Like This Plan, Top almost lost his hat when it fell out of the panels and was almost taken by MK, but he gave it back. Soon after, he was defeated by a Grayscalien McPanther, along with Black Kirby and Bubba.
In the end of the series, it was said that all the guest stars that were still in the Mushroom Kingdom were thrown out, as it was believed they were the cause of the craziness that ensued.
It is of pointless note that the comic Top was defeated in was also the comic SGM was introduced in. Coincidence?
Tick Tack Emissary
In the Tick Tack Emissary, Top took the role of Kirby, battling Kyle (Mario) in the very beginning at Gravity-Defying Stadium. After Top won the battle, a flying Ghost Ship appeared, followed by Primid. When they were gone, The Ancient Guy (The Ancient Minister) appeared and placed a Tick Tack Bomb down. Kyle was blasted away, and British Petey Piranha appeared, having kidnapped Sally (Peach) and Hikaru (Zelda). Sally was saved, but Hikaru was turned into a trophy by I.M. Ugly (Wario).
Top and Sally escaped to the Field of Airborne Fog, chasing after the Ghost Ship, but they were shot out of the sky. Greaps were annoying.
Later, at the shore of a lake, Topmonhit suddenly ran off when Koogar (Bowser) appeared and turned Sally into a trophy. He stayed on the sidelines, watching Kyle and Tron (Pit) fight Sunset (Yoshi) and Murid (Link), after which Dr. Pikachu (King Dedede) appeared and took the defeated trophies of Kyle and Tron. This was when Top acted, untrophying them and then the group of 5 chased after Dr. P. Eventually they found a mysterious Woohoo Hooniversity, which they entered.
When the 5 of them entered the Hooniversity, the ceiling had collapsed and there was a hole in the wall they headed through, going into a tunnel. At the end, they found Koogar with the Hikaru trophy, and he got away. Dr. P had disappeared, but Top found a badge he ate. Yummy.
Later, at The Wild Grayscale Yonder, the group of 5 attempted to catch The Ancient Guy. They're unable to stop him from having some ROBs activate another Tick Tack Bomb, however, and they escape, Top riding on his Wheelie Scooter. Kyle was on him, and Tron was on Kyle.
Eventually they reached The Notso-Grand Canyon, in which the group of 5 did battle against a plethora of enemies.
Later, nearly every character thus far joined together for one final attack. When Koogar and Darkly (Ganondorf) used a massive gunship to create more Tick Tack explosions, Top destroyed it by slashing through with his Star Ship in Cutter mode. They then entered the Tick Tack, which was in fact the forum Tick Tack Dude. Once they traveled far enough, they found The Cloud (Master Hand) and Count Bleah (Tabuu). Count Bleah turned all the characters into trophies...
...but then the badge Top ate earlier activated, untrophying him! He then went through the forum, untrophying some characters until they reached Count Bleah once more. Before they went off to victory, though, Dr. P tackled Top, happy to see him, and they went onward to victory.
Top was scheduled to appear in the Artworks section of the TTD forum, appearing in Top Story, but that was never made.
In the end, Count Bleah was destroyed and it was a happy ending. The end.
Nintendo Anecdote 3: Not Really a Trilogy
In the 3rd installment of Nintendo Anecdote 3, Top ran the Stawwight Hewoes group. This group, which included Sally and Pyro and a few others, was stationed in Good Egg Galaxy. Top's travels brought him to the SSBB Battlefield stage. There, Bowser flew by in his Koopa Clown Car with a Grand Star. Sneezier followed, and Top began to give chase until Bowser Jr. appeared, keeping them there for a short time. Once he was defeated, Top ran to Barrel Volcano, where the Kaiser Dragon was fought. There, Chibi also joined, making it three for the Grand Star. When the Kaiser Dragon was defeated, they went onto Bowser's Castle, battling and then defeating Bowser. The three of them fought over the Grand Star until Metal Sneezier appeared, making it a 4-way fight until The Cloud intervened and began a quiz hosted by Some Kid. In the end, Top won and flew back to Good Egg Galaxy.
Not one to rest (at least in this story), Top headed east to find another Grand Star for the Stawwight Hewoes. Top entered the Submerged Castle and traveled down its floors to the bottom where the Waterwraith appeared. After a hard battle, it was defeated and the Stawwight Hewoes gained their second Grand Star. The next was located at Resort Island, so Top headed there. There, he ran (well spin-dashed) into Ivan Churluv, Iam Urlov, and Danny. The Tails Doll appeared, and after a game that was stupid and ended prematurely, Top and Danny battled. Suddenly they all felt a sharp pain as the Tails Doll tried to absorb their energy. However, it exploded, and the Grand Star appeared. Unfortunately for Top, Danny grabbed it before he could, leaving Top with 2 Grand Stars. However, he gained an ally when he hired some guy named Ein to help.
At this point, all 6 Grand Stars had been taken by various groups. Chibi tried to steal Top's Grand Stars, but Top escaped quickly, abandoning the group that he led, and waited at Cloud's Edge (Northeast). There, Metal Sneezier and Subsourian battled it out to try and claim Top's Grand Stars. In the end, Top disappeared into fluff and Sub gained his Grand Stars, ending Stawwight Hewoes. At the end of NA3, it was revealed the world it took place in was merely a game board, making the Top in NA3 a simple game piece.
Moldy Cheese Vs. Crispy Jello
In Moldy Cheese Vs. Crispy Jello, a comic series by Dr. P, Top and Dr. P were soldiers in a box canyon in the middle of a purple desert. Top was the free spirit soldier who disliked Mack, who was apparently their commanding officer. In contrast, Dr. P was the loyal one. In the never-before-existant commentary, Top says that he's pretty sure he could beat all the other characters if they'd just stop making him talk about Birdos.
Top's RP That Doesn't Actually Have a Name
In this Role Play, Top, Oshy and Topper were sent to a strange world along with some other characters to participate in a series of missions involving various characters. As usual, Top is his oddtastic and strange self, taking every oppurtunity to do something abnormal or just plain weird.
Top: The Movie
- Main Article: Top: The Movie
Personal Information
Personality
Top's personality is clearly marked by one thing, and that is oddness. He's proud of his oddness, and thinks people who are serious all the time are... too serious all the time. Unfortunately, his oddness sometimes causes problems for others. Other times, however, it can be very useful.
Despite this, he is shown to be quite heroic, such as in The Plot of Evil Dreams, when Top went down to the planet with others to help defeat the villains, although on some occasions he isn't. He can be serious if the need arises, however, as seen in King Top, in which Top eventually became more serious about being king. Despite being heroic, he's also been cowardly at times. Flipping back again, he seems to try and make Team TOT famous heroes, mainly above Mario, as seen in The Dark Cloud.
His oddness often causes people to think of him as being not very bright, and although he is certainly not as intelligent as most characters, he is in no way stupid. He knows how to fly his Star Ship very well, although more often than not he chooses not to. He's also known to be curious sometimes. He can also tend to be lazy sometimes.
He can be kind and nice to most people, although to others he has a dislike for them and thus is not kind and nice. Most of these are villains, however. He thinks Gooey is great, and has a fondness for Yoshis and Whackas that leads him to try and protect them.
Top also has a bit of a habit of going into song randomly, as seen in The Shadows, the Prankster, and the Hat and Designs Revisited. This sometimes infects other people nearby, who also begin to sing as well.
Appearance
Top has a fairly simple appearance of a brown kirby (with brown eyes) with a dark green hat similar to that of Luigi's, only it has a "T" on it as opposed to an "L". In addition, when he gains an ability, the hat color scheme is often similar to that of his normal hat.
Abilities
Top, like all Kirbies, can inhale foes and take on their abilities depending on what they are. When ability-less, however, he can throw dark green fireballs and iceballs at foes, apparently knowing both Firehand and Icehand. Other than that, however, if Top doesn't have an ability he's not very fighting-capable. His favorite ability is Hammer, although he also enjoys using UFO. He also has the ability to mix abilities, which sometimes doesn't quite work out how he plans.
Final Smash: Meta Top
Top's Final Smash involves a Meta Knight mask coming out of nowhere and slamming into his face. He then transforms into Meta Top, who moves around similarly to Meta Knight. He's invincible during this time, and has all his stats upgraded. He weilds Gallemeria, giving him super hammer-based attacks which can be used to rack up damage quickly or send foes smashing away.
Family
Top's family is generally not very well known on Popstar. One side of his family, however, are eskimo Kirbys, making Top part eskimo. His father is named Jerby, and his mother is named Kabble.
Mot
Mot is Top's brother. Several years ago, Mot began to become a troublemaker, and through a series of overly complicated events, he eventually kidnapped Mario, Kirby and Sonic the Hedgehog. However, he was eventually defeated by Top and some others and was thrown in jail. Time passed, and Top was framed and thrown in jail himself. There, he saw his brother again, who had apparently turned over a new leaf. Together, they escaped jail and cleared Top's name; Mot was granted a pardon and allowed to leave jail.
Snophia Icle
- Main Article: Queen Snophia Icle
Snophia Icle is Top's cousin.
Top's Hat
Top's hat is an item of strange and mystical quality, and some believe it to be an item of ultimate power... but not really. It is unknown where he got the hat, he has just always seemed to have it. It was discovered by Koop to have an entire town underneath it, although the meaning of this is uncertain. It's possible that Top is secretly a god, but it's also possible that his oddness combined with Koop's insanity created a town under his hat.
Items
Stuffwell
Top has many items he uses to help him with various things, the most important of which is Stuffwell. He met Stuffwell while taking a walk one night; apparently, he was replaced by the so-called "Super" Stuffwell. Since then, he's lived under Top's hat, storing an unimaginable amount of food for him and other items that will be listed here. He's also a character, although the number of lines he gets is extremely lower than other character.
Ability Bubbles
For Holiday of 2006, Top recieved ability bubbles for each ability, which he placed inside Stuffwell. This allowed him to gain any ability whenever, although usually it isn't said he takes out an ability bubble and eats it due to that taking too long.
Gallameria
Gallameria was once Galaxia, a sword given to him by Meta Knight. However, Top realized swords are overused and hammers are better, so he had it magically reformed into Gallameria. With Gallameria, his ultimate weapon, he can smash things far, use Hammer Spin even quicker, launch himself into the air, fire Hammer Beams, and do more. It's like Dedede's Hammer meets Galaxia.
Top's Star Ship
Top's Star Ship is a Star Ship designed for Top by Blizzard the Kirby. It's brown, star-shaped, and only large enough for a Kirby and a jillion personal pizzas. And a microwave. Believe it or not, that's not a lot of room. Usually only Top, Oshy and Topper fly in it. It also has an ability function that allows it to take the ability of what Top has at the time and use it, such as becoming a flaming ship or made of rock. It also is laced with anti-Gundam repellant.
Wheelie Scooter
Top also has a Wheelie Scooter, because Wheelie Scooter is the best Air Ride Machine. At any rate, he usually doesn't use it because he can't due to going to another planet, but he recently got an expansion for it which allows him to place his Wheelie Scooter in a special compartment and bring it along. Another reason he doesn't ride it is because the other people wouldn't be able to catch up, but he's recently realized he doesn't care.
Palladium Fire Flower
The Palladium Fire Flower, or PFF, is a ripoff of the Platinum Shroom created by The Cloud due to the Platinum Shroom being too related to the YB. It's essentially the same, only it's shaped like a Fire Flower.
Kastrodoms' Failed Last Resort
This is a rainbow ball.
The Super Microwave
This is a giant microwave that always explodes catastrphically when used. It was originally powered by the seven Chaos Emeralds, but has als obeen powered by other things such as nuclear energy. Its most recent appearance had it powered by a diamond similar to the one from the Dark Perforation Story Arc, but this was merely a reference.
Alternate Forms
Anti-Top
Anti-Top is a very dull version of Top that was created by The Dark Perforation (that guy who built Metal Top). He was dull and boring and monotone and appeared in 3 stories.
Dark Top
- Main Article: Dark Top
Meta Top
Meta Top is a version of Top from the future very similar to Meta Knight, except he is brown and has a green mask. Underneath the mask is a missing eye and many scars and burns. He has become much, much more serious, as his entire family had been killed. Meta Top also has Galaxia, which is odd considering Top turned it into Gallameria later on. Meta Top is also Top's Final Smash.
Metal Top
- Main Article: Metal Top
Old-Timey Top
Old-Timey Top is boring.
Topletta
Topletta is what happens when Cackletta possesses Top. It's creepy.
Residence
- Main Article: Top's House
Top once lived at his parents' house, a location that no one really knows where it is. Or cares. He later lived in his Star Ship, and then when he got to Star World he bought a small house. The house would prove to be mostly useless, however, as he usually lived in his room in the YB HQ. That is, until he left the YB and went to live at his house with Oshy, Topper and Whacko. Once they were all three paying it off, it was paid off quicker, and Tim Knuck gave him an expansion on the house. Unfortunately, his house was destroyed in early 2009, leaving Top without a residence. Fortunately, he and Team TOT were able to take up permanent residence at Gisho Castle.
Interactions with other Characters
Oshy
- Main Article: Oshy Gisho
Oshy is one of Top's best friends, although it is somewhat obvious that he's his 2nd-best friend. Although the two get along fairly well, Oshy sometimes does get annoyed by Top's behavior. Sometimes Top wants to ride Oshy, but he doesn't usually let him. Despite Top being better friends with Topper, Top and Oshy have likely spent more time together, given Oshy has had more time in the YB with Top. They often work together, and have saved each other on at least one occasion each, so despite their differences, they're good friends. Despite this, Oshy will listen to Apricot above Top, as seen in Return to Gisho.
Topper
- Main Article: Topper Mon Hit
Topper is easily Top's best friend, being more like him than Oshy, although Topper does get annoyed by Top sometimes. Topper met Top before they met Oshy, and they were immediately fast friends. Despite not being in the YB for a while, Top and Topper remained friends and usually complement each other in battle. Despite having the same last names, they have no relation.
Parnky
- Main Article: Parnky
Parnky is one of the few characters where the role is reversed--Top is annoyed by Parnky. This is due to Parnky's constant pranking, which Top has been the victim of on more than one occasion. Of course, sometimes Parnky's pranks backfire on him, but when Top is pranked he usually ends up trying to attack Parnky.
Dark Top
- Main Article: Dark Top
While Top dislikes Dark Top, in reality Dark Top often influences his decisions due to him being insde of him. Light Top counteracts it, but if you ever see Top steal a cookie, blame Dark Top.
Metal Top
- Main Article: Metal Top
Top, like most who meet it, dislikes Metal Top quite a bit. He dislikes his personality and how he always comes back from being destroyed. Top is also rather confused as to why it's a robot of him, and Topmonhit admits to not knowing himself. Perhaps it has something to do with the prophecy involving Top and the Iclan Kingdom...
Top's Lawyer
- Main Article: Top's Lawyer
Top and Top's Lawyer are obviously good friends based on Top's Lawyer's pseudonym. Top has called on his lawyer to help him out of some tight jams before, and Top's Lawyer even joined the YB for a short time at one point.
Slurp
- Main Article: Slurp
Top thinks Slurp is funny-looking and pretty great since he's a Lickitung.
Whacko
- Main Article: Whacko
Top loves all Whackas, so he adopted one! Top and Whacko are good friends, although their relationship is sometimes questionable, as they're not actually seen conversationing a whole lot. Then again, Whacko isn't seen conversationing with anyone a whole lot.
Snophia
- Main Article: Queen Snophia Icle
Top and Snophia are cousins, which actually makes Top related to royalty. Top was the king of Snophia's kingdom for a couple days, but despite liking the idea of getting all the perks, didn't really want all the pressure, so he's glad Snophia's around instead. He's willing to help her out if he has to, but isn't sure how much he could really help.
Hey You
Top at first felt threatened by Hey You, feeling he might lose the title of The Ultimate Oddness to him, but then decided he should take lessons from him. Unfortunately, he found he doesn't give out lessons. Are these pronouns confusing you?
Anubis
Although Top respected Anubis, he was strangely unsettled by him for some reason. He also got confused when the Anubis Phazon Doppelgangar came to town.
Asmodeus III
At first, Top was kind of annoyed by Az, which is a bizarre turn-around; maybe he just doesn't like kids. Anyway, he eventually began to like him more, but because Az was gone so long and when he finally returned YOSHI. retired there's not much there to say.
Chibi
- Main Article: Chibi
Contrary to gossip, rumors, and popular belief... Top dislikes Chibi. Quite a bit. He dislikes her attitude, style, um... her... it's likely due to the fact that while Top is a generally happy and nice person, Chibi is, as Top says, a "meanyhead joik". He was once quoted as wanting to give Chibi some french fries with pure sodium on them, then giving her a glass of water and then when they combine insider her they blow her up.
Coshi
- Main Article: Coshi
Top and Coshi seem to get along okay; Coshi is a bit more serious than Top, and Top is a bit more random than Coshi, but they're able to work together all right. Top isn't too fond of Coshi's preference to Gunblades, a type of sword, though, since he likes hammers more.
Danny
- Main Article: Danny
Top thinks Danny has anger issues. He often mentions the kitty joke, although for what reason is unknown. Perhaps people calling him a kitty made him think Danny really is a kitty. At any rate, he's not sure if "friend" is the proper term, so he uses "thing" because he doesn't know how to spell acquaintance.
Dr. Pikachu
- Main Article: Dr. Pikachu
Out of all the scientists Top has met... Dr. P is one of them. He probably gets along better with him than the others, though. And was once stuck in a box canyon in the middle of a purple desert with him.
Koop
Top thinks that Koop is pretty great except for two things: The onions and the fact that he felt that Koop was a threat to his title of the oddest.
Mack
Top doesn't remember how he felt about Mack because he disappeared.
Power Box
- Main Article: Power Box
Top thinks PB is overly serious too much, and thus tries to help him be less serious... by doing what he usually does. However, he does feel for PB's need to protect Yoshis--he feels similarly with Whackas
Pyro
- Main Article: Pyroshi
Top and Pyro are two of a kind somehow, as they're both random-loving and kooky. Top doesn't seem to notice how Pyro thinks he's great and stuff, though, especially since when he left the YB he said Pyro was now in charge, considering he was 1/3 of the de facto leader since Az was never around and Mack had disappeared. In fact, that's probably why the YB disbanded...
Scorch
- Main Article: Scorch
The two of them have worked together at least once, and when everyone was separated in Pokemon Platinum 3: Time, Space & Darkness, they were stuck together for a time. They also traveled together in Return to Gisho, though Topper was with them too. Scorch is likely more bothered by Top's oddness than Top is by Scorch's seriousness, but Scorch still respects Top for being a former YB, and Top is totally cool with Scorch. Usually.
Sneezier
- Main Article: Sneezier
Top thinks Sneezier is a crazy scientist. He used to make fun of him for various things, but he does it less nowadays. It seems he's moved on to Danny. Either way, he and Sneezier are okay friends.
Sera
- Main Article: Sera
Top doesn't really like kids of any type, so he generally tries to stay away from Sera.
Shi'un
- Main Article: Shi'un
Top and Shi'un's relationship began badly--Top's oddness caused him to say something mean, then Shi'un messed with Top's stomach via EF Pop, causing him to go temporarily insane. He also thinks the Celestial Architects are weird (even though he's connected to them more than anyone realizes). Shi'un may be one of the few people Top would get help from Parnky to prank.
Subsourian the Dark
- Main Article: Subsourian the Dark
Top doesn't usually talk to Sub all that often. Despite this, they're shown to be on good terms, considering when Top became the King of the Iclan Kingdom, Sub went along to help out, and Top made him one of his two Secretaries of Strategy. However, he doesn't get any of that Military stuff. And of course, the two are quite opposite, Top being odd and random, while Sub is serious and... serious.
Sunset
- Main Article: Sunset
Top hasn't actually interacted with Sunset a whole lot, but thinks he's okay and doesn't afraid of anything. Or something.
Ultra Stuffwell
- Main Article: Ultra Stuffwell
Top didn't like Ultra Stuffwell even when he was Super Stuffwell (or are they one and the same?) for the reason that it put Stuffwell out of a job. On the other hand, if it wasn't for Super Stuffwell, Top would have never gotten Stuffwell. But he thinks the original Stuffwell is just fine and didn't turn into a maniacal criminal.
Trivia
- Trivia Sections are Great
- Top didn't originally have a hat. Then I realized that just a recolor was bland, so I ADDED A HAT, GOOD GRAVY!
- Top has a town underneath his hat. This was originally created by YOSHI. I once had a story idea involving it, then decided I didn't like it.
- For Halloween 2008, Top went as the Cyan Mystery Egg.
- Snophia being Top's cousin was intentionally left unmentioned to see if anyone would suspect a Top/Snophia love interest.
- For Halloween 2009, Top went as a Moneybags.
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