Metal Sneezier (Lurmy Murmmington)
From Yb Timeline
"Prepare to enter a life of being metal and robotic!"-
Metal Sneezier in Top Story Part 1-5: 15 Vs. 15 (Special: 3X THE NORMAL SIZE)
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| Facts | |
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 22 |
| Species | Roboticized Kirby |
| Faction | Metal Army, Murmmington Industries |
| From | Dreamland, Popstar |
| Height | 12 inches |
| Weight | 60 pounds |
| Theme | Alchemist with a Shaken heart [1] |
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| Appearances | |
Metal Sneezier is one of the main antagonists of the Yoshi Bodyguards and it's related stories. He is known to be Supreme Overlord of the dreaded Metal Army, a vast mechanical empire where automations rules and no tolerance for organics. He is known to sparked the Metal Wars due to his frustration of aquiring the Metal Titan at the Battle of Fichina. He is originally a minor villain shortly after the Dark Ages until the Battle of Fichina. He is cold, calculating, and logical but shows some caring to his loyal robot subjects.
Recently he's now identified as a tragic villain, he became one due to fate, not by choice.
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History
Creation
Thanks to Sneezier's recent discovery, Metal Sneezier's origin is revealed. His creation started during a tragedy involving a cursed romance. Metal Sneezier doesn't exsist at that time. He used to be a kirby named Lurmy Murmmington, the son and heir to Bobby Murmmington of Murmmington Industries, a Popstarian industrial company that owns half the factories at Shiver Star and famous for it's monoeye robots. Lurmy's life is anything but happy due to his father. Fored accerated education, doing backbreaking chores, micromanagement, and the nagging and rant from his old man. His life change when a kirby magician named Evalina met Lurmy. They both fell in love which is what Lurmy desired, to be loved. Bobby eventually took wind of their relationship which made him mad. At first, he sends verbal threat to Evalina to stop dating his son which is often feel on deaf ears. Evalina is then kiddnapped by Proto-Zakus to be tortured. His skin is torn off and she was dumped into a river to die. Lurmy became extremely angry as his heart broke. He if she can't have a happy life, the universe should go down with him, mainly the organics. First, he roboticized himself into a robot, murdered his father by shooting him in the face with a shotgun, then destroyed the Murmmington Industries' HQ and escaped. He masked his identidy as Metal Sneezier to show he's no longer a wimpy son but a robot with a desire to exterminate. He erased most his personal information in Popstar's databanks trying to cover up his past. His only companion is Dr. Albert, his personal bulter and scientist, who join up with to help him.
Rise of the Overlord
Metal Sneezier's first well know action in history is the plantary robot uprising of Mekkai when he spread propaganda about their masters' poor treatment to machinekind. In truth however, he spread a few reprogramming systems in many sectors so all of the robots could overthrow the government. It ends in a total sucess and Mekkai is now under his control.
Nation Establishment
After the overthrow of Mekkai's government, he created, chosen, and appointed Grand Hi-Lords and Hi-Lords to rule certain areas of his new nation and expand his military to epic proportions. Not only that, the Robot Nation expanded to many planets filled with resources to create more robots and to build industrial cities to keep his nation fully functional. It was obscured since Darkcorp and COUE hog the public spotlight which is fine since they bide their time declare war on the Galactic Federation.
Personal Information
Personality
Metal Sneezier is know to show cold, calculating, and logic like any other standard robot but it seems that he shows sapience like a living being. Although he dislikes organics, he is known to show signs of scary benevolence to organics via roboticization. He thinks robots should be superior to organics in all aspects. Unlike the other villains, he is the laziest one, he rather stay in his luxurious Pyramid Palace rather than command in the frontlines. He can be aggresive in battle but retains calmness and sometimes deceive his foes.
He doesn't give a damn about the enviroment mainly due to the fact that it's not very useful for him. He also seems to hate failure. He can unleash his rage if his operations have failed mainly due to his Hi-Lords' incompetance or circumstances that are beyond his control.
As Lurmy, he's a wimpy guy who's alway suffered and a having desire to love. His heart is fragile like glass which also linked to his sanity. After Evalina's supposed "death", most his sanity went down the drain as he became very bitter and vengeful to the universe for what he's been through and ignoring any common sense.
Alternate Character Interpretation
- A false tyrant who's extremely heartbroken which is compared Count Bleck's level?
- Or a nilhilist who will let his empire decay after universal extermination of life?
- Or the true hero wanted to really fulfil a utopia for robots and viewing living beings as evil?
Abilities
Metal Sneezier have Kirby abilities such as inhale and copy but he rather use his Ultimate Armor's weapons rather use copy abilities. He is know to weild drill swords that capable of piercing any armor and dig through solid objects such as petrified wood and reinforced denzium. He is also known to transform into any vehicle such as a car, a tank, and a starfighter. Unlike Metal Top, he specializes in speed and favors of taking potshots from the rear or other blind spots. When engaged in a duel, he try to wriggle out of it and drop out of the enemy's field of view so they can come in from another direction and catch the foe off-guard. Frequently, he will sacrifice robo drones as decoys, distracting the enemy so they can ambush them from behind.
Family
He has a father named Bobby Murmington who is being very mean his own son mainly due to Lurmy to being a wimp. Their relationship is so bad, Lurmy attempted a few court trails to cut off ties with him but no sucess.
No mother of Lurmy's has ever been seen nor mentioned, possibly due to childhood trama by being murdered by Dark Sneezier at Dreamland's First National Bank.
The only person Lurmy can trust besides Evalina is Dr. Albert who is also his personal butler since the scientist raised him like a real father.
Items
Ultimate Armor
Metal Sneezier's main upgrade created before the Metal Wars. It's is simular to Sneen's Project-S except weaker. This armor lacked in defense but makes up for high speed and extremely powerful offensive attacks. It also allows him to tranform into anything and comes with many weapons.
Drill Swords
Metal Sneezier personal dual weild melee weapons created for armor piercing and digging. Their design are shorts lances but it can cause extreme damage to the target via stabbing. It can combine into a double-edged sword which rarely happened in the Metal Wars.
Arm cannon
Metal Sneezier's armor cannons are built-in that can change from normal kirby hands to arm cannons. They are multi-purposed like Samus Aran's Arm cannon. Combined with the Ultimate Armor, it cause collosal damage.
Robo Drones
Metal Sneezier lately shows remote control weapons called robo drones. Developed by his personal weapons designer, Dr. Albert, he can control using his own mind via a private wireless network. They can shoot from many angles like Newtype fin funnels. Not only that, they can form sheilds or an improvised energy cage to capture targets. They can also self destruct by ramming into the targets. Dr. Albert and the Qubeley robot series are known to use them.
Interactions with Other Characters
Trivia
- HIS FUCKING NAME IS LURMY MURMMINGTON
- WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT HE'S JUST A METAL CLONE NOT HIS OWN PERSON
- Sneezier's real name is Lurmy Murmmington. You can tell because he acts as if his heart is "fragile" and has no luck in love because he is too busy lusting after girls in his animes.
- Metal Sneezier loves big metal tits but never says so because he doesn't want to come off as "barbaric" (but is a huge ass pervert).
- I can't get over that Lurmy Murmmington thing.
- WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS THAT WHO THE HELL NAMES THEIR KID LURMY
- LURMY
- LURMY COME TA DINNA
- CAN'T. STOP. FUCKING. LAUGHING. -Sub
| Preceded by: incumbent | Metal Army Supreme Overlord Metal Sneezier | Followed by: NMAR-0000 Omega |
