Sneezier
From Yb Timeline
"Ha, you’re a paradox Mexous. You’re the creator, and yet the tyrant. You act the hero, and yet your creations have brought the largest loss of life in history. A glitch, I think you called it? A glitch from my original purpose? This glitch is the truth about you. Your not so different from the other of you’re so called “villains,” creating an army of mindless slaves, forcing them to die for your forsaken biotic!"
"No, traitor, you’re the one calling me a villain? A creature that seeks only to destroy? Condemn me if you will, I created you, and I can just as easily take you apart!"
Lucifer Stuffwell and Sneezier (Final Form) in 3-10: Cosmic Blazers
| Mexous "Sneezier" Snifin | |
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| Facts | |
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 23 (Time Travel) |
| Species | Kirby |
| Faction | The Yoshi Bodyguards, Cyber Bell Vanguard, SWDF |
| From | Arcadian Garden, Popstar Orbit (26th century) |
| Height | .383 m |
| Weight | 12.14 kg |
| Theme | Dreams of an Absolution |
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| Appearances | |
Sneezier is one of the major characters of the YB and their main inventor who provides them (rarely) technology, vehicles, weapons, and other junk. He is the last of the YB members right, all he could do is watch the organization crumble and led the clone army. He is also the chairman of the Cyber Bell Vanguard which will absorb most of the clone army into the ranks. He is also a major player in the Metal Wars, finding design flaws in the Metal Army's robots. His relationship is usually the subject of ridicule but receive the trust of many, the Council of Star World, his men and robots, and even most of the SWDF's troops. Although a genius on the good side, his morality is questionable but retain his common sense.
History
Birth and Early Childhood
Mexous "Sneezier" Snifin was born along with his twin sister, Sally, in 2499 AZ in the side 2 space colony called "Arcadian Garden" which orbited a badly war-torn Popstar, the aftermath of a universal war. He is the son of Professor Rupert Von Snifin, a once-renowned scientist, and a former pop diva, Melisa Snifin. Sneezier used to have a disease called "Illiterate syndrome" which hampers his learning ability which made him a C-average student which frustrated his parents. His father is determined to cure the disease since the remedy isn't created yet. Eventually, Sneezier was cured but the damage is already done, his IQ is dropped to 290 which is low by 26th century standards. In 2509, the Snifins moved to Starplex, a mechanical city where Orange Ocean was once there.
Teenage Years and Enhancement
During his teens, he still gets average grades but fortunately, he earn some street smarts and a knack for inventions. In his senior years, he won the 2514 science fair project using his first homemade made out of scraps and household items and unused parts from his father's storeroom. It is also the time when he got in trouble with the security of when a Scarfy Military Police officer made fun of his name. It sparked a minor yet furious melee which involved her sister and a few other soldiers. Eventually, he was defeated and taste brutality of the security force under the command of Plasmoc, Popstar's tyrannical president. Sneezier and Plasmoc eventually become enemies when they met face to face. Sneezier along with his sister was forced to be part of a genetic project to turn ordinary being into bio superweapons which Prof. Snifin reluctantly took part of. During the project, he suffer which is an understatement. Not only his body is altered to Ultimate Life Form standards but also his mind. The mind alteration processed was screwed up when a clumsy scientist spilled hot coffee on the controls which makes Sneezier's mind screwed up and developed a mental condition called "grammeritis". During the testing phase, he saw the man who did all this, Plasmoc himself. In his mind, he vowed to kill the Plasma Wisp for making his life as a experiment a living hell.
Popstarian Civil War
The project came to an end when most of the planet's population was fed up with Plasmoc's reign and unfavorable laws and high taxes. They formed the "Freedom Union" to overthrow Plasmoc and his loyalists. A planetary conflict was started and the Snifin family was caught in the crossfire. The parents were the early causalities when they are crushed by a loyalist Windam Mech. Sneezier Sally joined to Freedom Union so they avenge their parents' deaths and revenge on Plasmoc for ruining their lives. Their role in the civil war was minor even though they are enhanced. The war ended with Plasmoc and the remnants of his loyalist force escaped from Popstar in exile. Even though they won, they lost everything.
Time Travel to the present
When the civil war is all over, the twins gather of what's left of their belongings and went to Star World to live with their Godfather, Yoshinsky who is Rupert's longtime friend. Sneezier asked him to use his time machine to go to the past because the state of the time period is an unhappy place while Sally stays behind. He went back to the year 2003 AZ and sets up an auto-shop to fix and modify any automobile.
Joining the YB
Being a auto-mechanic in the present wasn't enough for the lime skin clad kirby. He wanted to do something to make himself well known and at least become famous. He gathered up most of his savings and some his family's fortunes and build a ship called the Starcrusier. He used it until it crashed near the YB HQ. He met YOSHI. and joined the YB as an inventor but a nuclear Atomic Bill forced him to do his duties elsewhere.
Subsourian vs Sneezier
Since YOSHI. was injured by the nuclear blast, Sneezier decided to work solo with PB as his partner. At one time, Sneezier invented a time machine to explore time. He then reached to where the time where he and Sub first met in battle. Due to a misunderstanding, they fight each other. Even though Sub is a formidable opponent, Sneezier defeated him using his technology to win. Sneezier told Sub that the space station is a dangerous superweapon and it should be stopped before innocent people get killed by it. Sneezier later overwhelm Ludwig and his future counterpart in battle. Sneezier found out that Bowser is behind all this. They fought but losing until Sub and Ludwig temporarily join the two heroes to stop the space station. It was destroyed after Sneezier overloaded the reactor and escaped the station using his time machine back to the present. Sneezier has a feeling he will meet Sub again but not as the enemy.
The Bomsphere Crisis
When YOSHI. was recovered from the nuclear strike, he managed have Sneezier and Power Box return along with new members, Topper and Mack. Mack introduced the Silver Shroom as the standard issue communications device until it was upgraded into the Golden Shroom. During New Years of 2004, when a mystical key caused problems and Mack suffered from having a keyhole in his back. When they found out that King Boo used a superweapon called the Bomsphere to be used for world domination and plans to test more of it's weapons at the Yoshi Grand Casino. Sneezier summoned a prototype mech which was co-piloted by Mack and decided to use it against the Bomsphere in robot mode. They defeat it but not without any civilian casualities.
Himself vs. Himself
Sneezier has little involvement with some of the early missions but he caught word that Mario, Luigi, and Peach were kidnapped and they have been publically humiliated in live television. He along with Top and Mack went to Darkcorp's Space station to fight Dark Sneezier and free the hostages. This is the first time he met with his dark side in person. He has never seen him since he worked as a auto-shop mechanic. After the encounter, the YB and Darkcorp became enemies. Before Darkcorp's downfall, they used to destroy superweapons such as the variants of the Bomsphere. During those fight, the two sides, usually either Top's halves and/or Sneezier's halves fought. When the Clone Army is unleashed to the public, they are vital in defeating Darkcorp thus starting the collapse of the corporation. When Dark Top left, the YB attacked and destroyed the corporation for good and Sneezier can merge with his dark half which will last for a few years.
The Dark Ages
When Vafudor sends a signal of his wrath to invade the world, Sneezier signals the clone troopers minus the ones under Sub's command to evacuate the planet and protect the Space Colonies. He and his Starcrusier went to Popstar and docked the ship on Rainbow Resort. When Vafudor's iron grip rule is starting to slip and crumble, he thought it was an opportunity to defeat the demons and restore Star World back it's original splendor. When he tried to fight the Titans, his ship was destroyed by the anti-machine chemicals in the air causing him to fall into the ground. He hid until the Titans except one were all killed and decided to restore the planet but Anubis won't let him and Sneezier called him an "Old Fashioned Hound" which creates a minor hate between them.
Continuing his Duty
After restoring the HQ, he continued to do his missions for the YB, met new friends and foes. During the Koholint Island, he met Asmodous the Third and fought his evil counterpart. In the end, he ended the nightmare and escaped the island with his comrades. He also heavily involved in the Alimbic Cluster investigation with Samus Aran and the other YB members. When he's about to relax, his living nightmare returned to haunt him again.
Plasmoc went to the present to find Sneezier to use him as a superweapon once again but foiled again when Chronodemons appeared to destroy all soldiers. He then dealt with Plasmoc and lands the killing blow.
He thought that his inventions and war machines are wasted so he wanted to find an evil faction.
He got more than he bargained for...
War of the Machines
During a mission to recover the Metal Titan at Fichina, he encounter various foes, new and old alike but the main threat is the dreaded Metal Army led by a robotic copy of himself. He's responsible to repair segments of the Titan and able to use its main weapon on the newly arrived skeletal machines called Necrons and their C'tan god, the Nightbringer. Even though he and the others won the war, he has the feeling he'll fight these foes again, sometimes more than once.
On Star World, he assisted in preventing a plot to enslave the planet's sleeping denziens, witnessed Luigi to become a knight, collecting Chaos Emeralds, and stopping an eternal ice age on Star World and its afterlife, the Underwhere. He even helped stopped a Porthex plot to conquer both Star World and Ryshi and attended Coshi's and Plasshi's wedding. He prevented a disaster at the Shadow Dimension.
Unlike Sub, he never often go to the frontlines but led his forces to stop their ruthless attack forces and their superweapons.
Discrepancies
Sneezier's left arm was roboticized by FOEA's bomsphere during the Pre-Dark Age era but later was not longer robotic unless he deroboticized it.
Personal Information
Personality
Sneezier is mostly serious but sometimes can become random. Lately, he shows his snarky side by making snide remarks to villains or certain random actions made by Top, Pyro, and Blizzard if it pose a problem to a situation. He can be a little a cynical but has some optimism and cared for many. He can show some angsty but not too much since he watch many anime shows featuring angst teen and angsty's not good for his mind. He can be heroic during battles against villains. Others people might view him as crazy but but he's still sane mainly due to his morality is often in question but he's still a nice guy. His moral compass is broken due to his past screw-up fighting in the civil war. He cared and shows kindness to most folk but he could be mean to some people if they get on his nerves. Against, villains, he won't give a damn about their lives. He has a distaste for death of innocent people dying by selfish people such as villains which made him very hostile to villains unless some of the villains are forced to become evil or a few if they have great potential. Unlike the other evil geniuses, he wants to use his inventions to benefit both people and the enviroment. After he was mind raped by the crystal eye god, he formed a drinking habit with chuckcola, took therapy session, train his Newtype Powers for mental warfare. His brief personality changed for the better when he visited Oshy gave him some therapy, he improved by now letting his past haunt him anymore nor having his status as a genetic freak get in way either.
Alternative Character Interpretation
- Is Sneezier a morally broken hero trying to atone his sins via creating an army to perserve peace?
- Or is he a supreme mastermind masked by his "default persona" to fulfil a techno utopia version of his ansestor's Snifin Empire?
- A tyrant under the role of "heroic leader" who lead armies for selfish reasons?
- A misunderstood genius with serious mental problems?
Abilities
Like all kirbies, Sneezier can inhale any foe and copy their abilities but he use deluxe abilities and favor his own weapons and tools. The arm blaster, wrenchblade, and laser screwdriver. As an inventor turned scientist, he suprising exhibits tremendous knowledge in all fields of science whether it be mathematics, mechanics, quantum physics, or even computer science and programming. He's capable or repair and build any gadget or machinery. Lately, he used his Newtype Fin Funnels for many purposes. He use his Newtype powers to mentally attack the enemy's mind. Sneezier only uses mixed abilities if they actually worked. Aside from inventing, he's a computer genius that he can hack into any computer and bypass virtual security. Even if doesn't have his hi-tech tools, he can rely on using blacksmith skills to create metallic weapons and gadgets so he's extremely resourceful. Another skill is machine sabatoge, he can enter inside a machine and mess up the inner working to destroy machinery. He is an excellent pilot in the modern era, usually piloting mechs such as the STAR-ORM. His ace pilot skill earns him the the reputation as the "Silver Shooting Star" due his fast speed in space and tear through foes at the blink of an eye.
Final Smash: All Weapons Burst
Sneezier will leap into his suitcase, Stuffwell W-Type, and a large mobile turret will appear and fire all kinds of weapons. Gattling guns, machines guns, cannons, rockets, missles, arrows, and anything related to firearms. Each shot cause major damage and much of rockets and missles home in on all enemies. In the second and final phase, the turret transforms into a giant cannon as it anchor itself to the ground and fire a giant buster beam thar can wipe out a space armada. The final phase works like this: [1] Once used, the cannon will fall apart back into the suitcase until the next final smash.
Items
Sneezier's red cap
The red cap is received when Sneezier brought it from a hat shop. Since he's a Mario fan, he wore it all the time until he replaced the M with a S and later add gadgets such as robo hands or a hidden camcorder.
Stuffwell W-Type
Sneezier's multipurpose gadget and a carrier for his items. The inside is extremely spacious enough to fit in almost limitless stuff in it. Not only that, it has a built-in computer and a gaming system to play any video game. It also serves as communications jammers and a emergency bunker.
The Arm Blaster is Sneezier's multipurpose blaster weapon. Like the arm cannon, it uses various beams but Sneezier always used the Nova beam to take out tanks and to snipe targets from a distance. It has many firing settings; sniper, anti-armor, short burst, semi-auto, and full auto. It's mass produced to be used by the YB, the Cyber Bell Vanguard, and the SWDF.
Wrenchblade
Sneezier's main melee weapon and a replacement for his now obsolete Gunsword. A combination of a battle axe and wrench, it can repair anything mechanical or to be used to take it apart.He can use either the hyper blade end to slice anything or the blunt end to knock out people or to make them bleed if he hit the target hard enough. He can also use them as Cutter ability moves such as Final Cutter or throw it like a boomerang. After the Metal Wars, the weapon was merged into Sneezier's much more powerful weapon, the Ultima Blade. He currently have multiple Wrenchblades used as throwing weapons, repair tool, and boomerangs.
Laser Screwdriver
The main versatile tool and defensive weapon used for many purposes. It is similar to a Celestial Architect's Sonic Screwdriver but uses Sneezier's technology. It can be used for purposes such a wielding laser, computer hacking, cutting laser, a trap and weakness detector, a lockpick to bypass any security, activate and shut down machinery, and other functions that can't be listed. It is also mass produced to be used by scientists, engineers, doctors, and others. They come in different forms such as a Laser Pen Sally has, a Laser Wiimote, and a Laser Ring.
Sapphire Sunglasses
Sneezier's new invention he created in Omnia Causa Fiunt. Aside from looking stylish, it provide Sneezier many visors simular to Samus' Power Suit Visors. It contain special database for his scan visor and information he downloaded from the internet. He made a few copies to Dr. Pikachu, Luigi, Mario, and Power Box that matches their favorite colors.
After the Metal Wars, Sneezier aquired a weapon that is made out of the remains of the Miracle Diamond, Ultra Stuffwell's deadly Buster Rifles, Sneezier's Arm Blaster, hyper sword, the wrenchblade, and spare power from Mekkai's Fountain of Dreams. It resembles the Gunblade and the keyblade but it has a hammer's mallet head on the upper tip while having key teeth on the bottom. They can be flipped by a hidden switch, the key teeth side can be used as a sword while the hammer side can be used as a hammer for hammer attacks. The tip is also a gun to fire deadly beam attacks that can distintegrate most materials such as rock and metal. Aside from being a weapon, it can be used to unlock most forms of security and locks.
Blaster Gun
A gadget that is more than a sidearm. Aside firing stars, it's settings can do other effects. Blue ring rays heal people, red wavy rays to confuse people, white hand rays to freeze stuff, gold to make people stronger, and purple Z shaped rays to make anyone asleep for a few days.
Robots/Mechs
- Gizoid Troopers: Advanced robotic troopers that can copy abilities from friends and foes alike.
- ROB Pawns: Sneezier's heavy infantry used for hard-hitting operations and vehicle busting but also used for it's super strengh.
- E Frame Y-Mech: Sneezier's early mech created in 2004 after the Bomsphere Crisis, it can't walk so it must use wheels to "skate". Armed with machine guns, ejectable cockpit, and grapping claws. It vaguely resembles the Mangus Von Grapples. His is customized in red and chrome.
- Mecha Star: Sneezier's artificial Warp Star used in case of emergencies.
- STAR-ORM (AKA Stardust Gundam): Sneezier's high-powered red and chrome Gundam mech that uses Fin Funnels, Beam Rifles, missles, Beam Sabers, and a Bazooka. When he uses the Ultima Gundam, Sneezier is reworking the STAR-ORM for Subsourian, into the Wizard Gundam MK.II.
- Star Ship S-Type: Sneezier's emergency fighter used if the STAR-ORM is about be destroyed, it will be ejected out the mech. It has lasers and missles and uses more practical ways of doing kirby abilities. It's currently inside the Ultima Gundam as the cockpit and it's emergency fighter
- Ultima Gundam: Sneezier's Top Secret Mech which is built just in case if the situation has turn for the worse. Kept from being stolen as it possess extordinary abilities superior to most mechs except the Turn A Gundam. Hurtilu found out the hard way that the Gundam is not a fragile superweapon. It has all of the STAR-ORM's weapon and included a mega cannon in the torso. It's significant feature is utilizing liquid metal technology to mantain and repair the Gundam.
Alternate Forms
Dark Sneezier
- Main Article: Dark Sneezier
Master Sneezier
Metal Sneezier
- Main Article: Metal Sneezier
Old-Timey Sneezier
This version of Sneezier haver different tones of grey and black to avoid confusion between him and Old-Timey Top but not many people can tell due to the audience being mostly colorblind. He is more of a villain than a hero due to his mad scientist personality.
Residence
At first, he used to lived in the YB HQ in his own room. When the YB is on the brink of being absorbed by the SWDF, Sneezier receive some funds from his company, the Luna Star Technology Institute, by building only 3 homes on separate locations, a simple villa in a beach of the Mushshroom Kingdom, a house in a city on moon named Lunatropolis, and hi-tech mechanical castle named Mecha Castle. Aside from these residences, Sneezier sometimes lived in his personal ship, the Starcrusier Prime.
Interactions with other Characters
Sally
Sneezier and Sally are siblings so they trusted each other and rely on each other. Sneezier cared a lot about her because she's the only family left.
Cyber Bell Vanguard members
Because he is the leader, he treats his men like a family like a caring father so 98.7% of the entire faction respects him alot. This method is used because he disliked the discipline system of the SWDF which only relied on Commissars to keep people in line.
SWDF
Sneezier is on good terms with the SWDF but he only hated the discipline system of the SWDF which only relied on Commissars to keep people in line and ensuring loyalty. He proposes a new training system to have the Commissars be assigned as Drill Sergeants at many training academies so loyalty, morale, and discipline won't be affected by a Commissar's death.
Top
- Main Article: Top Mon Hit
Top and Sneezier have a average relationship as friends but there some factors that won't make the relationship higher than that. Sneezier is annoyed by Top's Oddness and Sneezier made snide remarks to it. Another is the teasing.
Oshy
Even though Sneezier and Oshy are allies, they don't agree when it comes to ideals. Sneezier doesn't like Oshy's demands to shut down his cloning facilities and stop weapons production. He explains that they are necessary for extremely good reasons. Not only that, he's not very fond of Oshy's pacifism.
Topper
Because both Sneezier and Topper are longtime YB members, Sneezier respect Topper as a trusted comrade. Other than that, they don't talk to each other much but Sneezier's glad that Topper is on the side of good.
Sneen
Sneezier and Sneen are on good terms even though they have different methods of making inventions. Sneezier was deeply saddened when Sneen died, he wished that his talents will impact the world in a good way. Sneen let Sneezier inherit the cruiser. To honor his memory and the other dead or missing members, he'll build a YB museum and place it in an exhibit.
Kienstrom "Angry Scientist"
Sneezier's relationship with Kienstrom is like oil and water or in other words, hated each other. One of those reasons is trying to ruin Christmas twice and his inventions and weapons is an insult to his genius, usually in the form of two minion robots.
Team Flash
Sneezier veiwed these trio mercenaries as misunderstood and incompetent. He wished that they join either SWDF, the YB, or the Cyber Bell Vanguard so they do a better job as members. He will one day try to convince them to join any and besides, those factions have great financial plans for soldiers.
Koop
Sneezier and Koop doesn't mixed very well at all. Koop taunts him for his mass quantity of weapons and ships not mention chocolate jokes. Sneezier view him as a total nut who doesn't deserved respect and to be sent to a mental ward or wanted to kill him if he had the chance.
King Rexor
Sneezier viewed King Rexor as a minor threat but that doesn't mean he viewed him as tiny obstacle. He thinks that King Rexor will only waste his life trying to cause grief to the Gishos and the other heroes.
Dr. Tyrato
Sneezier thinks that Tyrato is someone who should use their minds for good but wasting them on evil. He usually criticized him for misusing his genius and sometimes tried to turn him to the side of good for a few times. He can deactivate the headgear just to put him in a coma but his morality won't allow him to do because that deed is no better than a criminal.
Chibi
- Main Article: Chibi
Sneezier and Chibi disliked each other for many reasons. He viewed her for being a lazy jackass and he criticized her remarks to Sneen's death.
Coshi
Coshi and Sneezier is like Sneezier and Topper with some difference. Sneezier just respects him but he thinks Coshi's a loose cannon because of Coshi runs into battle without a plan.
Subsourian the Dark
- Main Article: Subsourian the Dark
Sneezier and Sub almost like partners in YB. Sub usually helped Sneezier with military tactics and provided magi-tech while Sneezier provide technology, weapons, and other stuff to Sub. They used to be enemies but they become allies when realized about the battle's secrets. They both command their armies against the Metal Army.
Anubis
Sneezier disliked Anubis due to his poor leadership skills and suppressing his ideas and a remodeling of the HQ. Anubis is one of the reasons Sneezier formed the Cyber Bell Vanguard so he can do whatever he wants. He also called Anubis an "old fasioned hound".
Metal Sneezier
Sneezier viewed Metal Sneezier as a huge threat to life itself. He realized that this robot is like him that never was because it's a like a reflection of one of Sneezier's possible futures, a bitter evil villain who's viewed the universe as a rotten pool. Recently, he gains some sympathy for him when he found some of his secret files of his past from an abandoned business complex at Popstar.
Danny
- Main Article: Danny
Although Danny and Sneezier are allies, they have a so-so relationship mainly due to Sneezier being iritated by Danny's big ego and teasing him for being a kitty. He also have problem with Danny's temper issues. Aside from that, they know they work together well lately as seen in Metal Wars Climax.
Tabbir "Whirl"
Sneezier has a great deal of respect to Whirl even though Sneezier's creations are unorthodox. He thinks that his portal technology could be extremely useful in the future as Mobius' answer to Star World's Warp Pipes.
The Cloud
Sneezier is sorta facinated with The Cloud's power. The reason he wanted to help Sub capture the godly figure, all he wanted to do is study it and how it works. He remarked that the hunt may be a massive wild goose chase since Sneezier has no interest in studying gods since he prefer to keep it that way.
Slike
- Main Article: Slike F. Elion
Although Sneezier and Slike have never met each other in their lifetime, Sneezier only knew the reports by Subsourian. When does a background check on him. Sneezier thought him as a smug evil genius with a huge ego. If Metal Sneezier is not only part of his problems, he knew that this black cat could be a dangerous criminal. Recently, he put a 5 million bounty on his head to make sure he won't show his face to the public.
Metal Top
Sneezier doesn't like Metal Top like the rest of the villains. Recently, Sneezier is studying his background to find his creator so he can find out why did this robotic copy want to do evil deeds.
Trivia
- Sneezier was originally be a vehicle mechanic kirby but due to having alot of invention ideas and unique weapons, this was later dropped.
- His current status is based off from Marvel character named Tony Stark AKA Iron Man. Mostly from the 2008 movie. A rich businessman who owned a company that develops hi-tech inventions and weapons.
