Chibi
From Yb Timeline
"I am so cool, and so is my hat." - Chibi
Chibi is a little jerk who has nothing to do but make fun of everyone who she believes is inferior to her. Which, in that case, happens to be everyone except Doopliss. She does in fact have a crush on Doopliss, but I don't know if it's unrequited or not. Ask Toppo.
[THIS ARTICLE IS GOING UNDER STUFF. ... MEANING I'M WORKING AT IT SLOWLY.--ChibiKirbyNess 23:26, 17 January 2009 (PST)]
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History
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Before The Dark Ages came around, Chibi had gone with Jade back to Popstar to live away from the YB for a little while. When they came back, The Dark Ages was over and Anubis was now the leader. She learned from Koop about Asmodeus' death and about the events that had transpired while she was gone. She was around when the gate to the Shadow Dimension was opened, leading to the Shadow King's invasion of Star World. Instead of going into the Shadow Dimension with the others, though, she stayed behind with an injured Luigi. A passing Wiggler gave her a first-aid kit she used to help Luigi, and they were eventually picked up by Anubis in his ship and returned to the HQ
Around this time Phazon began to appear on Star World, mutating some creatures. Koop detected one such creature lurking about at Yoshi's Island, and so they went there to fight it with some prototype weapons he had made. The creature turned out to be a monstrous, mutated shy guy. A meteorite made of phazon fell out of the sky and hit the shy guy, mutating it further and increasing its size to thirty feet tall. They were able to incapacitate the shy guy, though, but in trying to cure it Koop and another shy guy were infected. Anubis arrived to take them back to the HQ and try to get them cured, and Chibi had to hitch a ride back to the HQ.
Chibi was one of the YBs who went to a party hosted by Princess Peach in honor of them. Unfortunately, the party was interrupted by Metal Top, who used a speech Peach gave to awaken the Beanstar. It then raised Peach's Castle into the sky with a giant version of itself and used the Beanstar to become invincible and blast the YB out of the castle. To defeat Metal Top, the YBs traveled to Star Haven to get the Star Rod, but found it had been shattered. This sent them on a journey to rebuild it from the shattered fragments.
This journey brought them to the Crystal Palace, where Chibi met a blue duplighost named Gluposs. She also ran into Beldam, Marilyn and Doopliss, the last of whom she had a secret crush on. Before they fought over the Star Rod fragments, though, she had a shouting match with Beldam that led to the insulting of Chibi's laser hat and the breaking of it by snowballs thrown by Doopliss. Later on when they had reached Metal Top's ship with the rebuilt Star Rod, they encountered a robotic Chibi who seemed friendly, but then exploded. No real harm was done. They then reached Metal Top and used the Star Rod to engage in a wish battle, finally destroying it.
Chibi later joined them in investigating a Space Pirate base on Yoshi's Island, though she lagged behind a bit. While trying to catch up to the others they overheard some loud roaring and something crashed through the cavern wall, a giant phazon-mutated Wayoshi. The damage from this colossus caused the base to collapse and they had to escape. Mr. Game and Watch lagged behind, though, so Chibi went back to find him. Unfortunately, she was unable to get him or herself out in time and was caught in an explosion. Chibi survived, but was trapped under rubble. She got out and found Mr. Game and Watch inside the collapsed base, fainted but alive. She got out with help from some YBs and returned to the HQ.
Later all the phazon culminated in infected water that evaporated into phazon clouds that then rained phazon. The resulting rain infected a nearby forest that began to attack the HQ, forcing the YBs to flee, but mutated paratroopas showed up and attacked them. About this time Anubis contacted them and led them to a large crater where the phazon was originating from. However, Chibi stayed behind in a ship because she had no useful weapons, and the other YBs (primarily Anubis) destroyed the source of phazon, Sango, the Titan of Thunder.
Chibi returned to the HQ, getting the hang of flying the ship she used from the YB hangar, though she crashed it into the HQ and left a big hole. Right after returning she decided to go off searching for Doopliss (and Beldam and Marilyn, but mostly Doopliss) so she could take his hat. She arrives at Rogueport, but is tricked by them and kidnapped. They try to ransom her to the YB, but as no one answered, they instead brought her to Bowser's Castle in a cage.
She was taken inside by Kamek and brought to Bowser, who put her on a ship that flew off. A mysterious figure caused a sudden riot among the koopas, though, and Chibi was able to escape in a smaller ship of Bowser's. With this she continued looking for Doopliss, but crashed at Rogueport. She eventually made it back to the YB HQ and borrowed a ship to continue her search for Doopliss. Along the way she fell asleep and crashed the ship in a forest. She got it working again, and then crashed at Glitzville, wrecking Hoggle's hot dog stand. Jalapeno, who helped cook the hot dogs, shoved her off Glitzville.
Chibi ended up back in Rogueport again, and she sneaked onto the Excess Express. This somehow caused it to crash, and she was now in deep debt for causing destruction to several different areas. She ran away and ended up back in Rogueport. She waited at the docks for a ship to arrive, dodging a call from PB about his ship while she waited. Eventually she got back to the HQ and then stole a mini-ship from the Pyro Cruiser, which she promptly crashed in Rogueport again, meeting a bob-omb named Jeff in the process. She also found an emo robotic Wikipedia or something. Pretty sure this stuff is non-canon.
After getting the ship fixed, Chibi crashed it again at Twilight Town. She traveled into the nearby woods and her laser hat was stolen by Popple, but in return she stole Popple's hat. She then found Doopliss' hat inside Creepy Steeple, effectively ending her mission without actually finding Doopliss. She then returned to the YB HQ. Later she joined the other YBs at Keelhaul Key, where they had captured Popple and were trying to get information from him. To do so, Chibi returned Popple's hat and Popple returned Chibi's hat, ending what was effectively the strangest fetch quest ever.
Later Terry kidnapped Yoshi. During the fight everyone got sucked into a magical fairy tale book. They found themselves in a story called "The Three Little Kirbys" where Chibi built herself a house made of stale marshmallows. Her house was destroyed when the Big, Bad Dedede knocked it down; he was then blasted away by Sneezier's house of technology and they left the story to another one. Later they went to the story of Hansel and Gretal; the witch tried to get Chibi to join her as a witch, but she refused, and then the witch was arrested for cooking children. Later they escaped the book.
Later the YB received a message from their current and future leaders, Anubis and Asmodeus III, who were trapped on Koholint Isle on Hylia. They arrive on the planet, learn how to reach Koholint, and sail on a wooden ship to the island. Along the way they're caught in a storm and thrown overboard; they landed on Koholint and met up with Az and Anubis. They're told to find eight instruments so that they can leave the island, but a coyote named Mermus appears trying to gather them first.
Later Mermus attacks a village, and when the YBs arrive to stop him they find he is being helped with versions of the YBs from an opposite universe. Chibi's counterpart acted like a zombie, trying to take her flesh. Chibi defeated her when she threw a marshmallow at her. Later Anubis reappeared after disappearing, and came bearing the last six instruments. Chibi placed the Lily's Bell on her head and they went up the mountain to leave the island.
Chibi in General
Personality
For the most part, her personality is agreed to be one thing: Jerkish. But why is she a jerk, exactly? For one thing, it gives attention to herself. Yes, Chibi does enjoy attention for her actions. She mostly does these things within her own amusement as well, and does enjoy the torment of others. When she was younger, she did used to be nice; however, those years of niceness did absolutely nothing for her. She realized that if she was to get anywhere with anyone, she'd have to behave irrationally. So far, it's worked. She also tends to never think anything through; she relies on her own sudden ambition to get to where she wants at the time. Usually, that means she makes poor decisions.
Relationships
Another point to make about Chibi is that she, in general, doesn't care to keep up with relationships; the only one that really matters to her is her relationship (or lack of) with Doopliss. Why Doopliss? Probably because he does things of torment to others as well, and is able to do so without as much as having a child-like outlook on it. She most likely notices that he thinks of her as a pest, but she is sure that she can do something that can change his mind. Even if that means manipulation.
As for the other people she is forced to come into contact with, she usually doesn't pay them much attention.
Her Past
What her exact past is is unknown, since I have yet to think of one. Get back to me on it later.
Roleplays
Yoshi Bodyguards
Chibi joined the Yoshi Bodyguards for a few reasons: free food, free shelter. Her parents had kicked her out of the house recently, and as a result had nowhere else to go but to an organization that would give her free housing. She found the YBs through an ad in a newspaper, which promised her free utilities if she surrendered her undying loyalty to Mario's prized Yoshi. She took eagerly, thinking all she would have to do was kick some Shy Guys around. It was not until Chibi arrived that she realized that the headquarters was filled with a bunch of selfish lunatics with ludicrous armies and ideals. She realizes that most of the Yoshi Bodyguards detest her, but at the same time knows it is because she hates them right back.
Her time at the Yoshi Bodyguards had not been a smooth one. In fact, the only reason she stuck around for quite some time was that the leaders had found no reason to terminate her. They did not always keep tabs on every member, and Chibi was one of the few who escaped through the cracks without being penalized. She chalked it up to being one of the only females in the workplace: if they fired her, what would that say about the organization? She was finally fired after blowing off Sneen's death as if it was nothing. She took her termination with grace, although she was disappointed that they took her final paycheck away.
Other RPs
They're probably not canon.
Relationships
I'll do this later, but all it pretty much is is "CHIBI DOESN'T LIKE THIS PERSON FOR THIS REASON".
Fun Facts
- Chibi hates everyone except for Doopliss
- Chibi was most likely fired from the YBs because she's such an asshat
- Chibi has a sweet hat that she keeps because she has a biiiiig crush on Doopliss
- Chibi has memoirs that detail her time in the Yoshi Bodyguards that never became a best seller because she got lazy
- In Sub's RP, Chibi was transformed into a human and goes on a hunt for cash along with Jade, Frederik, and Ansel. I should do something about the whole "CHIBI WAS A HUMAN SOMEHOW" thing...
- As of May 2012, Chibi still loves Doopliss. She thinks he's dead, but in reality, WE KNOW HE ISN'T.
- The only good thing Chibi has done for humanity is get the Yoshi Bodyguards Anime cancelled. That did not stop her from getting fired, however.
