MDM

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Revision as of 12:49, 9 February 2009

MDM is a easy-going, fun-loving person who recently joined Mayhem. He prefers to be called MDM, but will answer to Evan, his persona in LPW.

MDM is lawful order, although he does occasionally give in to his inner chaos. Evildoers beware. He also may choose to go Grammar Police when necessary. DO NOT INSULT GRAMMAR IN HIS PRESENCE!!!!!

MDM gives out TF gun mod kits for shooting tractor beams and jars of Atomic Fireballs.

He inadvertently released the terror known as Mayhem Needs a Moderator upon the bunnies of Mayhem. It was originally intended to be a poll that quickly ballooned out of proportions. After several attempts to restore order (ultimately failing), MDM withdrew from the thread.

Inventor of the Super Headwall, Mega-Headwall, the Giga-Headwall, and the supremely dangerous Breaching Whale Attack which he uses on extremely rare occasions, or when someone is extremely stupid and decides to throw him in the ocean. This happened to Youwillneverknow once, but Nathan blocked it.

Will occasionally speak as Octavian, a fully-sentient Galactic Union artificial intelligence. So far, there have been two forms of Octavian observed: OOctavian, the OOC AI, and IC Octavian, who so far has only appeared in Fort Mayhem. What has been confirmed, however, is that OOctavian is to MDM as Evil Box is to Theopenandclosedbook. IC Octavian is actually a gentlemanly type who will aid people whenever he can. Will also occasionally speak as Eva, the female version of his LPW character, or as The Sentient Hailstorm, something that came into existence as a result of something Anti-Paragon said.

Has a closet that has only been mentioned once; reputed to contain horrible things. Also contains a book on how to reverse brainwashing.

Inventory: TF Rifle with portal, tractor beam, and fireworks mods, cookie, squirrel teddy, dead fish, waffle, dungeon map, hand-forged pocketknife, Kevlar rope, dungeon master's hat, My Rock plushie, everlasting sketch book, catnip mouse, ball of yarn, genuine mood ring, dewrag, jar of Atomic Fireballs, infinite bag of dice, X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System X-001, GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, GR-9 heavy blaster pistol.

In Carrot?..., set in motion a chain of events that resulted in the bunny Mandros gaining ownership of several dozen clone baby aliens.

Is in the process of writing MDM's Mayhem FanFic, which will feature all the well-known active and semi-active bunnies.

Purposely caused Eva to eat an evil cookie, subsequently unleashing a new horror.

Strongly dislikes Youwillneverknow because he constantly disregards everything anyone says and imposes his own absurdly stupid rules in place of them. Also, YWNK god-modes without being reprimanded.

His character Albert Redstone is the current Grand Duke of Moritania.

Has a rather high tolerance level.

Creator of MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread.

Is royally baffled by the storm of randomosity that is Kraggi. Also, recently discovered that he joined the forum 3 years to the day after His Kragginess did. This is surely an omen.

Views Mayhem as one ginormous pillow fight, with the posts as pillows and the posters as the participants. The reason for this view is currently unknown.

Sorely regrets not being around for the Crossover Wars, as his combat skills would have been a major asset.

On the forums, wears a gold and blue MK VI MJOLNIR exoskeleton with a built-in jetpack, a taser-like device in the left forearm, a TF Gun holster, and a Mandalorian stalk scanner. Its built-in energy shield can repel TF beams and bullets, but can be knocked out by plasma-based weaponry. See X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System. Armed with a GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, a TF rifle, a TF gun, and a GR-9 blaster pistol, MDM is one of the more heavily armed bunnies, comparable to the EGSDF Force Recon. He hopes to work alongside them.

Is a member of the EGS Defence Force. Currently a Lieutenant of the EGSDF Marines.

Inventor of the Anti-Huggle Beam, which is only effective on Nathan, Natalie, and catgirls.

It is not known if MDM is linked to the Vigilante Grammar Ninja.

Inadvertantly caused the creation of Eva, Evan's DWD'd twin, at Pixelhead777's ascension party.

Has been known to occasionally utter the phrase Boogity Niggle Pleck Spangle Furf. This phrase was not invented by MDM, but by one of his non-Mayhemite friends. It is meaningless if you don't know the backstory.

If MDM starts saying stuff like "Further proof of my prowess!", "I am upon you!", or "Wort wort wort!", ignore him.

Most bunnies refer to him as MDM or his LPW persona, but HammerQueen calls him M for some strange reason. This is greatly appreciated.

Member of the Order of the Bunny, currently Squire MDM to Anti-Paragon.

May or may not be a Templar in disguise.

Is obsessed with the number 42. But then, who isn't?

Now that Anti-Paragon is a moderator and 'Captain of the Bunny Knights' according to Malachy, is going to petition to be dubbed Sergeant-at-Arms of Mayhem. Basically helping enforce the will of the moderators where necessary.

Established an account at the 910CMX boards and quickly found his way to the New Forum Food Fight, subsequently hijacked the thread and set in motion a chain of events that led to the onset of the Nekomimi/GU-Chocotopian War.

Kudos to PixelHead777 for allowing me to expand on the various Headwalls and giving me the inspiration for the Breaching Whale Attack.

RP Characters

Himself: Fort Mayhem

• A former Galactic Union Marine Corps TITAN, MDM is currently a EGSDF Marines Lieutenant.

Michael Anderson: Galactic Union RP

• A High Admiral in the Galactic Union Navy, Anderson is commander of the Galactic Union Third Sector Fleet.

Evan: LPW

• A middle-ranking user of fire magic, Evan is the owner of Azure Fang, a self-made sword that was blessed by a powerful being.

Eva:

• Evan's DWD'd duplicate, Eva came into being at PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

Gaius Marcellus: Steel Spork Inn

• An elf who specializes in water magic and alchemy, Gaius deviates from most elves in that he transformed his ears to those of a human.

Major Alexander Octavian Buchanan: Warsaw the 42nd RP

• Commanding officer of the US 45th Infantry Regiment, he is stationed in Grosse Pointe, Detroit, Michigan.

Captain Sheila Justine Erikson: Warsaw the 42nd

• Executive officer of the 45th Infantry.

Captain Marcus Johnson: Fort Mayhem

• Commanding officer of the MSC Amphion, a missile frigate.

Trivia

• All of MDM's characters, with the exception of Admiral Anderson, attended PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

• Once had his head blown to smithereens by Malachy19 because Mal thought MDM was challenging him; the perpetrator was in fact mind-controlled-bunny@_@.

• Once engaged in a deathmatch with Cheez in Carrot: the fight ended in a stalemate because Lomgren and PixelHead started whining about it.

• Brylian Troy's first fan-boy. Now he just has to watch out for assassination attempts.

• He is currently running a subplot of Fort Mayhem in which an alien plague that mutated citizens of Mayhem into extraterrestrial zombie eating machine thingies called Phages have been unleashed. They have a predilection for Canis familiaris.

• Somehow managed to influence Atashi-Cloud to change avatars on the forum. Creepy.

• Is currently at war with Theopenandclosedbook in carrot..?.

• Almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind once.

• Purposely V5'ed Squato; subsequently lost his taser.

Quotes

I praised the art too much, it seems, and this is what happened:

XD. Oh gods! I think you're my first fanboy! XD

In response to some people who shall remain nameless:

Grrh. No androids for you.

Something I heard somewhere:

MY CHARACTERS ARE WEIRD AS HELL!

Cheez after I said something about a drunken post

Um, lwet me see. I had a coulpla opibta at th pub because the pirate chivcjo kit me in the head a few times then I got rained in and it was so heavyt and cold that I got ahreadache then |i had a few pints to warm up then I mety jy flat,mates ans I had a b ottle of mread,

that's why.

When I almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind:

I hope not, or I'm lacking so much life I'm negative. Oh, wait. I don't use AIM. Okay, whew. Yes, it is.

When I V5'ed Squato:

Darn it Squata! You knocked off my taser!

• keeps running

If this keeps up I'm gonna have to break out the jetpack!

PixelHead777 after I said I hated fruitcake:

Fruitcake reminds me of homosexual pastries.

Something else I heard somewhere:

Dan Shive: BECAUSE I'M A XENOPHOBIC JERK.

According to Loztein, this is the most awesome post ever:

You're all doomed!

• Waves shotgun around then flees*

COME BACK HERE!

• Runs off*

She's everywhere. My god, it's annoying. Somehow she managed to get over to the 910 boards.