Kienstrom "Angry Scientist"
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| Kienstrom "Angry Scientist" | |
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| Species | Turtle |
| Age | 48 (as of 2012) |
| Gender | Male |
| From | Bubblegloop Swamp |
| Height | .991 m |
| Weight | 50.12 kg |
| First Appearance | Possibly It's Freakin' a Freakin' YB Freakin' Holiday! |
| Latest Appearance | Witch Raptor Trio |
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"I am not in the having of any spirit! I hate this timing of year! It is the timing that I had been in the firing from the lab of scientificallness that I was fireded from for my experimentations."
-Kienstrom, Topmonhit Story '07 Holiday Special: How the Angry Scientist Stole a Christmas Carol
Kienstrom, aka the Angry Scientist, is a turtle from Rareworld. As can be inferred from his title, Kienstrom is very angry at the world and universe and just about everything. He often does insane experiments on creatures, trying to increase their power, although the experiments are viewed as highly unethical to most people (he just says they're sissies or something) and they also turn out highly unstable and tend to die (he probably doesn't say the mutations are just sissies). He also does some robotics, having built Flare and Chopper to assist him (sometimes he regrets it).
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History
Early Years
Not much is known about Kienstrom in his early years, but the 2007 Topmonhit Story may give us some clues. He seemed to have been angry from birth. It's assumed that he graduated from some college (although it's just as likely he forged his diploma), and got a job at a professional scientific institute, which he worked at for a little over 10 years. However, during this time, he began to work on insane experiments, mutating creatures to try and make them more powerful.
One of his experiments was on his assistant, a Jinjo named Jinjovitus. The experiment, conducted only a week before Christmas, increased Jinjovitus' power and gave him bizarre muscles... but he then exploded. After Jinjovitus exploded, the institute learned of his experiments and demanded he stop them; he refused, and left, although he considers that them kicking him out.
An Angry Transition
Kienstrom became angrier and angrier as time passed, and eventually he began to plot to do his experiments alone. Thus, he built himself a new lab underneath Bubblegloop Swamp, and began to work on some robots to help him out. His first attempt was a robot Klungo, based on the assistant of the evil witch Gruntilda. It wasn't very good, however. Eventually he made a dragonfly robot and crab robot named Flare and Chopper. They also weren't very good, but were better than the Mecha-Klungo.
Eventually, he began to put his plan into motion and had Flare and Chopper go kidnap some Jinjos. Once they brought back a couple, he imprisoned them as he began to put the final touches on his mutator. His lab was destroyed, however, by the giant Bubblegloop Swamp crocodile, which revealed to be a giant fighter robot. After this, Kienstrom, Flare and Chopper flew off the planet.
Holiday Disaster
Kienstrom eventually arrived at Star World, where he built a new lab on the North Pole. He then managed to kidnap and mutate several creatures of the planet, but when Christmas came around, The Yoshi Bodyguards appeared. Kienstorm had them fight his mutations, but eventually the floor broke through and they all fell into a cave where Santa Claus' toy shop was located. After a time, Kienstrom found his way down there and attacked the village, but the YB stopped him.
Kienstrom's ice lab was destroyed, but he escaped and made a new lab at Gwarhar Lagoon. At some point he heard of a Metal Titan that was huge and powerful, with a bunch of factions trying to take it for themselves. He, Flare and Chopper went to steal it. They failed miserably, however, barely having any affect in the fighting. Next Christmas, Kienstrom decided to try and steal Christmas. During the night, three ghosts visited him, but had no lasting affect, as he still stole Christmas, though this had no lasting effect on either the residents or Kienstrom.
No More Holidays
Later, on a day that wasn't actually a holiday, Kienstrom detected seismic activity out at sea to the east. He, Flare and Chopper went to investigate and found an island that seemed to be holding a mysterious power. Kienstrom went to investigate with Flare and Chopper, but every attempt ended in failure.
Later, Kienstrom was hired by Dark Top to build a war tank machine for him, although Dark Top claimed it was to fix the current situation on Popworld, which was that all machinery had been disabled. In return, Kienstrom obtained a large sum of money. When he returned to his lab, he found his only ship gone, the hangar's roof had a hole in it and was filled with water, and Flare and Chopper were gone. He found a message from the Beanbean Kingdom, asking for information on the Beanstar in return for Flare and Chopper.
Kienstrom didn't care. When he was having trouble installing a wide-screen TV a week later, however, he decided to go get Flare and Chopper. When he arrived at Beanbean Castle, he gave them the security camera discs that revealed the same one who stole the Beanstar was the one to break into Kienstrom's lab and steal his ship. Kienstrom then returned to his lab with Flare and Chopper.
The Rexor Organization
With the money obtained from Dark Top, Kienstrom both bought a self-help tape to fix his grammar problem, and built a new genetic experimentator, but upon its first use it exploded and destroyed most of Kienstrom's lab. After this he somehow appeared in Rexor's castle, there to genetically mutate creatures for him for free if he could have use of Rexor's resources. He actually succeeded in changing one of Rexor's soldiers into a great concrete beast, and Rexor hired him, having Kienstrom start on Dr. Tyrato, much to his chagrin.
Kienstrom's mutations all succeeded, creating more beasts out of Rexor's minions and also turning Dr. Tyrato into a Crawful who no longer needed a machine to stay alive. However, like all his mutations, they became unstable and fell apart, dying, save Dr. Tyrato, whose old life-sustaining machine was once more used to keep him alive. Because of his failure, Rexor throws Kienstrom out of his castle.
A while later Kienstrom attacked Gisho Castle out of the blue with a mutant koopa. This koopa was destroyed, and Kienstrom fled. He was later rehired by Rexor as part of a plan to get his enemies to believe Dr. Tyrato had reformed, but the plan ultimately fails and Kienstrom is thrown out of the castle like before.
A New Horizon
With his lab destroyed, Kienstrom decided to leave Star World and find a new place to build a lab. He eventually came to Neo Star, where he found an abandoned lab inside a volcano. He set up an illusory monster designed to make people who arrive believe a volcano god took control of the lab, but when Top, Oshy and Topper showed up, as did King Sluglok, a fight ensued that led to them finding Kienstrom. During the fight, the lab was set to self-destruct and Kienstrom escaped with Flare and Chopper, off to find another place for a lab.
They drifted for two years until they built a lab at Popstar, but then realized they had somehow built it right next door to the home of Top, Oshy and Topper. Kienstrom mutated a glunk and installed a laser on its head, having it attack them. During the battle the laser hit Kienstrom's lab and it exploded, after which the glunk was defeated. Kienstrom fled and they went to Mobius, around which time Kienstrom hired Team Flash to assist him. Team Flash fled, however, when Kienstrom tried to mutate them; they came across Top, Oshy and Topper again, along with a bunch of other people, one of whom blasted Kienstrom's turtle shell flyer and they crashed in the Mystic Jungle.
Kienstrom left Mobius and returned to Rareworld, hoping to not come across Top and friends there. He bought a space in the icy mountain of Hailfire Peaks for a new lab, and drilled into Jinjo Village to kidnap Jinjos. It just so happened that Top and friends were there at the moment and attacked Kienstrom; realizing this, Kienstrom decided to pack up with the Jinjos they had and flee. He nearly began his genetic mutations, but Top's friends arrived in time to destroy the machine while in the process, blowing up his lab again. Kienstrom did not stick around to see what happened.
Kienstrom moved on to Pokeworld, where he captured several Pokemon to try genetic experiments on. Right on cue, though, Top and his friends arrived to stop him. However, he had taken control of a Cofagrigus earlier, connected to a huge humanoid statue, which attacked them while Kienstrom tried to mutate the other Pokemon. However, the Pokemon were freed in the fight and the Cofagrigus golem was destroyed, collapsing onto Kienstrom, Flare and Chopper.
They survived, however, and somehow returned to Star World, now under rule by Rexor, and drilled into his castle during the final assault by the SWDF (among others.) He interrupted them before they reached Rexor in his castle, and was able to mutate ARC Trooper Commander Zeus 003 "Scorch" and make him a monster. The monster Scorch was beaten back, however, and was finally thrown at Kienstrom, knocking his drill machine back into the hole he drilled and below the castle. He has not been seen since.
Personal Information
Personality
Kienstrom's personality is one of constant anger. He is shown to have no morals and no remorse. He believes that everyone is against him, and hates the world. Essentially, this guy is a big loser and no one likes him. He is also completely insane, as shown by both his experiments and manner of speaking. He has little respect for Flare and Chopper, his only assistants, and essentially the only ones who can even stand him. His status as an evildoer is far behind the rest, and is the biggest underdog of all--hardly any villains know him anyway, and those who do normally see him as incompetent, which, is likely true.
Appearances
Kienstrom is a short turtle with a fairly oversized shell, out of which his arms, legs and head seem to poke out. He wears spirally glasses, and is bald. I mean, he's a turtle. Why wouldn't he be bald?
Abilities
Kienstrom can hide in his shell like most turtles, but his main ability is his insanity. He may possess a high intellect, but has no common sense or sanity; his lack of these can be used to do foolish things that may turn out well. He also has high amounts of anger he can use, although for what is unknown.
Items
Other than his shell and glasses, Kienstrom doesn't have a whole lot of items. In fact, he himself has nothing to attack with, he generally just lets Flare and Chopper battle, or one of his mutations, or some machine.
- Turtle Shell Flyer: A sort of platform with jet engines shaped like an upside-down turtle shell. Kienstrom uses this to get to places, as well as ferry others around (usually just Flare and Chopper.) I am not sure what the actual term for something like this where it's not really a ship just a platform that can fly would be.
- Crab Picker: A machine built to capture Jinjos; it's red with a drill on one side and a bunch of flexible appendages with pincers at the end to grab things. It also has a storage container to hold said things.
Speech
Kienstrom's sporadic speech tends to add -ness to the end of his sentences and some words, sometimes up to 3 times. He also adds unnecessary words and sometimes adds -ing to the end of some words. He also speaks loudly and eagerly/impatiently. Eventually he took a self-help class to fix his speech, but this only lasted as long as Duth remembered it and he later went back to his old speech.
Residence
Kienstrom once lived in a lab underneath Bubblegloop Swamp, but then left and made an ice lab at the North Pole of Star World. He was defeated there, and then made a lab in Gwarhar Lagoon. It was destroyed, and he tried to make a lab in a volcano of Neo Star his but it was destroyed. He drifted for a while until building a new lab on Popstar next door to Top, Oshy and Topper, but it was destroyed, and then he got a new lab inside Hailfire Peaks' Icicle Grotto, but it was destroyed.
Interactions with Other Characters
Kienstrom hates everyone.
The Yoshi Bodyguards
- Main Article: The Yoshi Bodyguards
Kienstrom hates them.
Croco
- Main Article: Croco
Kienstrom hates him.
Bien
- Main Article: Bien
Kienstrom hates him.
Gonji
- Main Article: Gonji
Kienstrom hates him.
Flare
- Main Article: Flare
Kienstrom hates him.
Chopper
- Main Article: Chopper
Kienstrom hates him.
Metal Sneezier
- Main Article: Metal Sneezier
Kienstrom hates him.
Kienstrom
Kienstrom hates him.
Trivia
- Kienstrom's title and bizarre speech are a reference to the Angry Scientist from Sheep in the Big City.
- Kienstrom is slated to return in the new universe written by Duth Olec and set to be published, having largely the same rule as a crazy and incompetent genetic scientist. He will have less things stolen from the Angry Scientist, though (namely the title and speech pattern), and Flare and Chopper will be actual mutations instead of robots.
