Croco
From Yb Timeline
"TURKEY? I’m in."
-Croco, Topmonhit Story '07 Thanksgiving Special (Sorta): The Turkey Trail
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| Species | Crocodile |
| Age | 22 |
| Gender | Male |
| From | Bubblegloop Swamp |
| Height | 1.854 m |
| Weight | 720 kg |
| First Appearance | Hachacha |
| Latest Appearance | Jinjo Crossing: The Novel (Topmonhit Story) |
| Theme | Never Smile at a Crocodile [1] |
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Croco is a crocodile from Bubblegoop Swamp. He is generally very lazy and somewhat stubborn. He was the first Banjo-Kazooie character Topmonhit made, but he was originally a fridge in Hachacha. Nowadays he is a basic crocodile who dislikes being mistaken for an alligator. His best friend is Bien, a bee who has the IQ of a donut. He somewhat suffers from the lack-of-a-personality that PMF's characters sometimes have.
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Top Story Bio
Croco is from the Rare World (Banjo-Kazooie World). He’s met the YB, but I don’t think he’s ever actually been a part of it. A while ago he met this annoying bee he calls Bien who won’t leave him alone. He’s friends with him… similar to how Mandy is friends with Billy in Grim Adventures. He likes to sneak up on people in the swamp like he’s a crocodile who’s going to eat them or attack them. He can be serious or odd, or both, or whatever. And he'll eat you. He can also be a bit stubborn...
History
Everyone loves Croco. He is an okay crocodile.
Early Times and the YB
Croco's early life at Bubblegloop Swamp was boring. Then, he grew up from eating too much. Sometimes, he would play poker with Mr. Vile and Tiptup. One day, he was lounging around the swamp when the universe glitched up and sent him to the Yoshi Bodyguards. There he was stuck with a bunch of nutcases until the universe glitched up again and sent him back to Bubblegloop Swamp. Yes, the only reason that occured was so Croco knew some of the YBs.
He went back to a lazy life until the fall of 2005 in which Top and Oshy flew in out of nowhere and crashed into Bubblegloop Swamp. However, Croco once again did nothing and they left. At some point between then and july of the next year, Croco met a moronic bee who had no name, so he called him Bien. At first Croco disliked Bien quite a lot, but eventually he became used to him and they became pseudo-friends.
Jinjo Times
In July of 2006, Croco and Bien met a Jinjo named Gonji who was looking for some kidnapped Jinjos. Croco didn't recall seeing any until suddenly a giant turtle shell rose out of the swamp. It was owned by Kinestrom "Angry Scientist", and they had to go inside to save some jinjos. It was here that Croco learned he was actually rather powerful, as he was the one two defeat Kienstrom's robots, Flare and Chopper. Although he, Bien and Gonji were kidnapped, Kienstrom's lab was destroyed when Croco got Mr. Vile to activate the robotic croc. Kienstrom then fled the planet.
Croco returned to his lounging lifestyle, although in fall of 2007 he was invited to Jinjo Village for Jinjiving. Although he was asked to get a turkey, he tried getting a chicken instead, Chimeck. He never did, however, and instead found out Chimeck was invited to Jinjiving herself. Thus, they had a tofu turkey. Croco didn't like that.
Discrepancies
In both Hachacha and the YB, Croco appeared originally as a fridge. This was later explained in Hachacha as him being transformed into a fridge by Mumbo Jumbo, but eventually the entire thing of Croco appearing in Hachacha was scrapped by Topmonhit.
Personal Information
Personality
Croco is said (by Topmonhit) to be lazy, stubborn, and a heavy eater. Mostly though, he's lazy. He is a pretty nice guy, though, and can be patient since he has to put up with Bien. Sometimes though he goes over the edge... He also plays poker sometimes with Mr. Vile and Tiptup, one time betting Bien. He won that round. He also enjoys sneaking up on travelers in the swampwater, then coming up and causing a fake "GAME OVER" screen to appear.
Appearance
Croco has a long mouth filled with sharp teeth, and two eyes at the top (used for seeing). He is a tall, imposing figure, with scales down his back and front. He is green all over, and also has a semi-long tail.
Abilities
Despite being fairly lazy, Croco does have quite a lot of strength, being able to crush many things with his powerful jaws. He also has a powerful tail, and is a fairly fast swimmer, too.
Super Crunch
Croco jumps at the closest character and crunches down, doing MASSIVE DAMAGE! Pressing the button right when he chomps down has a “GOOD!” appear, and he then jumps at the next-closest character and crunches down on them. Obviously, if there’s only one foe, the same foe will be attacked.
Interactions with Other Characters
Whirl
- Main Article: Tabbir "Whirl"
Although in canon they have essentially never met, in the original Hachacha they were often seen together and working together. Exactly why this was is unknown.
Bien
- Main Article: Bien
Croco thinks of Bien as a stupid, pointless, annoying bee. ...SPAB? Anyway, despite this, they are friends, especially since Bien is completely oblivious to Croco's dislike of him. Croco once bet Bien in a poker game, and when he ended up winning, he complained. He also once threw Bien as far as he could, although Bien of course showed up again later. Croco at first usually tried to get away from Bien, but was never able to, and usually does so less nowadays.
Gonji
- Main Article: Gonji
Croco and Gonji are on friendly terms, although Gonji is a bit scared by Croco sometimes and Croco sometimes thinks Gonji is a nerd. Gonji once invited Croco to Jinjiving, although part of the reason was so Croco could get them a turkey, which he never was able to.
Kienstrom
- Main Article: Kienstrom "Angry Scientist"
Croco thinks Kienstrom is a nutjob, and he's glad Kienstrom left the planet. Good riddance, he says.
Chimeck
- Main Article: Chimeck
Croco isn't very fond of Chimeck, thinking that she's a know-it-all gypsy and kind of wants to eat her. Still, they're all right... acquaintances.
Trivia
- The idea of Croco being a fridge eventually carried over to Fridger; in fact, Fridger is exactly the same as Croco when he was a fridge. The only thing missing is a bird that continually pokes its frozen brain.
- For Halloween 2008, Croco went as Mr. Vile.
| Preceded by: Tabbir "Whirl" | Topmonhit's Characters Croco | Followed by: Wiggly Jr. |
