Bien
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"I was talking about Santa! SANTA!! WHY HAVE YOU DISAPPOINTED ME!!!"
-Bien, Jinjo Crossing: The Novel (Part 6-5: Now With Giant Robot Fighting Action! (MUSCULAR PART))
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| Species | Bee |
| Age | 11 |
| Gender | Male |
| From | Cloud Cuckooland |
| Height | .076 m |
| Weight | 10 kg |
| First Appearance | Probably the RP Chat Thread |
| Latest Appearance | Jinjo Crossing: The Novel (Topmonhit Story) |
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Bien is a bee from Cloud Cuckooland, who, unlike Zubbas or the bee transformation, generally walks on all six feet and is more like a normal bee. Bien, which isn't even his real name (Croco called him that due to Bien not remembering his name), has a single-digit IQ and thus can't remember anything. In fact, the only evidence to support Bien being from Cloud Cuckooland is a long-gone part of a long-gone story from long-gone ago. However, for some reason, he can remember Croco and some other things when with Croco, and thus he hangs out with him.
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Top Story Bio
Bien is a moron, imbecile, idiot, moron, and can get really annoying really quickly. He does all kinds of stupid things, and can barely fly. Which is why he left Cloud Cuckooland—he fell off. Well, actually, another bee threw him off. Now he’s at Bubblegoop Swamp bothering Croco. He can’t remember anything from his past, which makes it a wonder he can remember Croco.
History
Um...
Bien's early history involves stuff at Cloud Cuckooland. Mainly all the Zubbas being annoyed by him and so they threw him off.
Hanging Out With Croco
Eventually, Bien found his way to Croco and began hanging out with him. At first, Croco disliked him immensely, but that later turned to just annoyance, and that annoyance has died down sometimes.
One time, a jinjo named Gonji appeared at Bubblegloop Swamp. Croco and Bien helped him locate some other jinjos who had been kidnapped by Kienstrom "Angry Scientist". Strangely enough, like Croco, Bien was actually able to remember Gonji when he invited them for Jinjiving. However, Gonji wanted them to find a turkey for them; they were unable to, and Bien mostly just got hurt. In the end, though, they technically did bring Chimeck (who was technically a chicken, not a turkey) because she was invited as well.
Personal Information
Personality
Bien is a hyperactive moron who is generally carefree and friendly, although his hyperactive idiodicy gets on peoples' nerves. He has such a small IQ that he forgets things almost instantly, causing him to not even remember where he's from. However, strangely enough, he remembers Croco, and in fact ever since he began to hang out with Croco, he was able to remember things a bit better. Still not too well, though.
Appearance
Bien is a large bee who, compared to most others, is still fairly small. He has two small wings, six legs, and a stinger on his back. His eyes almost appear to be googly eyes glued to the front of his head. He is striped black and yellow, and his head and body almost seem to be one and the same (he has no neck).
Abilities
Bien has the inability to fly very well--he flies like Woodstock of Peanuts fame, actually. He can, however, fire stingers; the problem is his aim is that of a deaf bat that's been stuck on a merry-go-round for the past few hours and has no feeling in its body and... um... is on fire!
Final Smash: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Bien suddenly pulls out a bag of sugar, eats it, and becomes really hyper. He's somehow able to fly around during this and is nearly impossible to control and stingers are flying everywhere and and and yeah.
Intelligence
As stated before, Bien has the IQ of a donut. This makes it impossible for him to remember anything past twelve seconds ago; however, he is somehow able to remember Croco and other things when he's with Croco. The actual reason for this is unknown, but the reason is likely a simple plothole.
Interactions with Other Characters
Croco
- Main Article: Croco
Bien thinks he's best friends with Croco, and never leaves his side, even if he's thrown several dozen meters away. He pretty much lives with Croco, which isn't too hard, as Croco lives outside. Croco is also one of the few people Bien has been able to remember; most other people, he forgets as soon as he learns that blue is a color or something.
Trivia
- Bien shares some traits with Charmy Bee, mainly the fact that both are young kids and hyper.
- For Halloween 2008, Bien "went" as Trogdor (by putting a sign on him that said "TROGDOR").
| Preceded by: Rening | Topmonhit's Characters Bien | Followed by: Gluposs |
