User:PaperMarioFan

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WHY DOES YOUR VIEW HAVE 1536 PAGES, THEN, HUH?

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*dies*

--PMF on YIM

This user is RIDIN THAT HOG (and likes bunnies and puppies and kitties and HIS GIRLFRIEND)

(also is the worst user)
(actually he's the hottest user)
(in contrastio to Topmonhit, the nottest user) (and Subsourian, who is a close second in the nottest category)

WARNING: PMF/Paper/PaperMarioFan does not know which name to use, so he may sporadically change what he calls himself in any articles. Also, he enjoys talking in the third person.

His real name is Kyle, and it's a VERY NICE NAME.

PMF/Paper's characters:

All characters should now be listed here.

Stuff I've been in

Stuffy stuff. I was, up until 2007, the smallest contributor to anything ever. So we'll skip that. But Paper was there. ... The only reason I don't like him much is because of the massive amount of time and effort it took to get Lanter and Lucky anywhere (probably an arguable statement), and Paper was even older. He didn't even have a loose personality. HE JUST HAD... A TITLE. OF INVENTOR. EVEN THEN, THAT TITLE WAS THOUGHT UP A YEAR AFTER I MADE HIM! So yes. I don't see him having much potential. Although Sub's Grodus Rising story made him quite impressive... Bravo. *Gant clap*

So, throughout most of my early RP "life", I created many characters. Metaphorically, those times were like having many children in a short time. Most died from malnutrition at the start, some died after developing a tumor not long after being born, and Paper suffers from kidney failure and is awaiting a transplant still. Metaphorically speaking.

But then I started spreading my wings, as it were. A few new, but not as many as before, characters were being given birth to; among these were Lucky, Lanter, and Ninjee. Ninjee, as a (an?) RPable character, died from malnutrition, too. Lucky and Lanter got lucky and... lantered on... Well, they survived by some twist of fate and were living in ill health for some time. Fortunately, I stopped being an idiot in 2007-2008 and began, uh, paying for treatment. Or something. Lucky got it first, and he did indeed do better. But then TTD was eaten by Super.

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Um. That metaphor went on for far too long.

Long story short, I've primarily been in the YB and Yoki Yoki Islands, the latter being my definitive main focus. I like to draw and write for the characters, as I love them so. (Platonically, of course.) Apparently I'm (sort of?) cool around here. Except I suck at doing requests. And sticking to RPing/writing/drawing. It circulates, I guess. Although RPing drifts away a lot faster... so it's more of an oval rather than a circle.

Okay, I'm done. Thank you for wasting your time with me. I'm not important. Get on with your life.

TRUE FACTS (by Devon)

• Kyle loves buff men
• Kyle loves dudes in general (especially sub) ((haha "in general," sub loves the military...))
• Sub and Kyle helped repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" so they could have a scintillating romance in the Caribbean.
• Pretty sure I used that word wrong
• Whatever KYLE LOVES DUDES, THE GIRLFRIEND IS A COVER-UP
• Kyle is also a known connoisseur of butts, and has a badge to prove it
• I know because I saw it once.