Four Short Anecdotes That All Have Something In Common
From Yb Timeline
"Well, we’ve gotten 3 orbs, those freaky Anti-people have 1, and we don’t know when we’ll find another. We can assume that we’ll have to fight another guardian, though."
-Topper, Topmonhit Story (Four Short Anecdotes That All Have Something In Common By Topmonhit, Part 3-11: A Rocky Finale)
Four Short Anecdotes That All Have Something In Common By Topmonhit is a story that, as stated, was done by Topmonhit. It began the Orb Saga, which is the only thing connecting the four anecdotes.
Characters (in order of appearance): Top Mon Hit, Topper Mon Hit, Conrad the Conqueror (voice only), Cherry (voice only), Professor Zeth (voice only), Numer (voice only), Bloo, Mogmire, Oshy Gisho, Stuffwell, Pyroshi, Gale, Dr. Pikachu, Sally, Chibi, The Goomba Army, Totter, Whacko, News Guy, Professor Oh Gee, Testube, Blizzard, Water Blob, Toddi, Yoshi, Yosheo, Yoshiet, King Rexor, Lord Cappie, Lord Monteshoe, Nurse, Friar Muk, Lady Cappie, Dryler, Lakeep, Zzub, Razabi, Heagle, Parakarry, Lavalava Village Chief, Lavalava Village Chief's Best Friend, Somewhat Fat Toad In A Suit, The Fearsome Five, Magnocoden, Anti-Top, Anti-Oshy, Anti-Topper, Storn, Dr. Mario
Locations: Conrad's Base of Operations That Are Evil (assumed), Star World, Ploosientle's Prison Cave, Toad Town Docks, Top's House, Mushroom Kingdom Sea, Green House, Yoshi's Island, Rex Kingdom, Lavalava Island, Yoshi's Village, Jade Jungle, Mt. Rugged, Mushroom Kingdom Hospital
Time Period: Early Spring 2008
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Story
Anecdote 1: The Big, Blue, Boo Bomb & the Big, Blue Blob
Part 3-1: It’s Party Time!
The story began with a scene that had no action shown, only voices; four of them. Apparently, three heroes defeating a villain, but there was seemingly no connection to the rest of the story. The next scene, which did have connections to the first anecdote, had Bloo and Mogmire (unnamed) talking down in Ploosientle's Prison Cave, discussing their plan.
Finally, we came to the main heroes; the guest stars were seeing Top, Oshy, Topper and Stuffwell off at the docks, as they had won a cruise earlier. The guest stars were going to look after Top's House and Oshy told them not to have any wild parties. So, of course, they have a wild part. Dr. P comes in with a new character, Totter, and Chibi puts a "kick me" sign on his back.
The party is interrupted, however, when Whacko pops up, and yells at them. Although Top, Oshy and Topper weren't supposed to return for another week, a random nearby TV came on and News Guy explained that whirlpools were popping up all over Star World, so the captain of the SWDF Marines (or something like that) stated that all ships out at sea at the moment were returning to land. Unfortunately, the cruise ship Top, Oshy and Topper were on was taken by a whirlpool, which they learned about after Oshy called them. Thus, they decided to go save them after borrowing a ship from Professor Oh Gee (as Topmonhit was too lazy to ask anyone if their characters had any ships). The guest stars then sailed off to save Top, Oshy and Topper.
Part 3-2: A Whirlpool to Match Charybdis!
Out at sea, the guest stars were looking for Top (except Pyro, who was water skiing), when Blizzard showed up. Soon after, the boat was caught in a whirlpool. The whirlpool-stopper was working at maximum power when the whirlpool suddenly turned into a water funnel tornado and they were all sucked in.
When they awoke, they saw a group of other ships in a cave, along with the cruise ship Top, Oshy and Topper were on. They were stuck in a forcefield, after which Bloo and Mogmire appeared, and revealed their plan. Mogmire was just greedy and wanting money, but Bloo wanted the ultimate power of water. He sang a song, explaining about Ploosientle and how the ships were a sacrifice, then revealed he had worked for King Boo in order to get a Bombsphere, which Bloo had painted blue. Their song was cut short, however, when a random blue orb landed on Bloo's head. Mogmire wanted to sell it, so Bloo tossed it to him, and they prepared to put their plan in action.
They used the Bombsphere to blow up the prison, and a huge surge of water began to enter the cave. Bloo began to yell in his fervor when suddenly another surge of water came in from another part of the cave.
Part 3-3: The Blob
Just then, a giant blob of water with a goofy face appeared and smashed into Bloo and Mogmire, causing Mogmire to lose the orb and for Bloo to land too close to the prison's suction; he started getting sucked in, and grabbed Mogmire's pom on his head, causing them both to fall down into the prison. The water in the cave continued to rise until all the ships suddenly burst above the water somehow.
The Water Blob came up as well, and charged at them, attacking the ships. The Water Blob eventually sank the cruise ship, and everyone on it abandoned ship to one of the others. The combination of dynamite and a Thunderbolt eventually blasted it to watery pieces. Sally then found the orb that Bloo and Mogmire had earlier, and Oshy decided they should do some studying of it. Back at Toad Town, Top, Oshy and Topper learned they don't get another cruise since the first one was interrupted. They did get a complementary Wheel of Morality home game, though, which Top promptly ate.
Anecdote 2: The Most Mediocre Love Story Ever Told
Part 3-4: Parting is like Sweet ‘n’ Sour Sauce… Wait, What?
When they returned to Top's House, they found the house still a mess from the wild party; all the guest stars promptly ran, leaving Top, Oshy and Topper to clean it up. The next day, the guest stars returned to a clean Top's House because the YB's TV exploded. Again. The news came on, and they learned that the two richest families on Yoshi's Island, the Monteshoe and Cappie families, which have hated each other for years, were now blaming one another for the disappearance of each others' son/daughter.
The heroes decided to go to the Green House to get Yoshi's help in the dispute, and there they met a new Toad guard named Toddi. When they got to Yoshi, they learned that the son/daughter of the families, Yosheo and Yoshiet, were hiding there because they loved each other and stuff. Before they could all go and try to stop the family fued, however, the Green House began shaking and Rexor burst in.
Rexor began to attack the heroes (along with Toddi, who had rushed in), but when he saw Totter and Gale trying to get Yoshi, Yosheo and Yoshiet out, he brought some Rexerers in to freeze time. Rexor blasted everyone with flaming rocks, then sent some Patrexols to catch and tie up Yoshi, Yosheo and Yoshiet. He then told them all that he'd free them when he got Apricot and a million coins, then left.
Part 3-5: Ballet Robot?
At Yoshi's Island, the heroes met with the Cappies and Monteshoes. They both finally agreed on something, that the heroes were incompetent. They then went on to say that they hired some professionals. "Professionals" turned out to be Team Flash, who then entered, saying their usual motto. The heroes decided it would be best if they went with them, although it turned out a message sent by Rexor demanded that he be sure they bring Apricot and the coins before he gives up anything, so they were forced to bring Apricot and the money.
Thus, the heroes and Team Flash headed to the Rex Kingdom, Zzub out in front, Dryler in the back, and Dr. P carrying the coins. Who knows how they talked Apricot into this, though. Just then, Razabi flew in and attacked them and demanded the money and Apricot for his current employer in this story, Rexor. During the battle, Chibi poofed into Razabi and made fun of him; she also poofed into him wearing a tutu. This distracted him for a while until Chibi got distracted herself and Razabi hit her with his scythe. He prepared to end the battle when suddenly a nearby volcano erupted with fire, which blasted into Razabi and sent him blasting away. Just when it seemed they were safe, a cardboard stand-up of a mountain fell over, revealing Rexor.
Part 3-6: We Didn’t Start the Fire!
Rexor said they'd never find Yoshi or the Yoshi kids, but then another stand-up mountain fell over, revealing them. He then yelled they wouldn't get them back unless he got Apricot and the coins, but then a far-off volcano exploded, and a flaming eagle came out, blasting Rexor with a fire blast and sending him blasting away. The heroes then began to fight Heagle. During the battle, Team Flash was blasted by Heagle and sent them shooting off again.
Eventually, Oshy and Apricot gave Top a rock and grenade egg to eat, making him dynamite Top, and Chibi (who had poofed into a Blastoise) used Hydro Pump to prevent Heagle from blasting it before it reached it; the dynamite exploded on Heagle, causing it to fall to the ground and beating it. When it was beaten, a red orb appeared, which the heroes took. Then they got the families to stop fighting and it was a happy ending; as for the orbs, some testing had been done and they learned the orbs had similar properties to Chaos Emeralds, although they weren't element-based unlike the creatures that continued to appear.
Anecdote 3: Attack of the Huge Deadly Killer Monster Plant Creature
Part 3-7: The Lavalava Hunt
From this point on, Blizzard was cut from the story.
Top, Oshy and Topper recieved a letter at Top's House saying that the Fearsome Five at Lavalava Island had gone missing, so they and the guest stars made their way to Lavalava Island to help. Apparently, the ravens had recently stated a large, carnivorious planet more dangerous than Piranha Plants had began to appear, so they needed help.
After they arrived, they went into Jade Jungle and found the Fearsome Five; after a humorous chase scene, the heroes finally cornered them... and then some vines appeared and kidnapped the Fearsome Five. Thus, they continued to chase them, only this time to stop them from being eaten or something.
Part 3-8: The Foul Flower
When they found the Fearsome Five, they were stuck in some flowers with a massive yellow flower on the ground. The Fearsome Five were swallowed by the flowers, and the yellow planet shot up into the air connected to a long vine. The heroes then had to battle against Magnocoden; to defeate it, Gale used a tornado to suck up The Goomba Army and throw them into Magnocoden's mouth; The Goomba Army began to get stuck in its vine, and Topper hit the planet's bulbous center with a Blaze Kick, after which Magnocoden exploded, freeing The Goomba Army and the Fearsome Five.
Anecdote 4: The Anti-Plan
Part 3-9: Character Reversal
For the final Anecdote, Top was flipping through some TV channels until he found something about Whackas--apparently, recent tremors at Mt. Rugged were endangering the already-endangered Whacka species there, so Top went off to safe them. Oshy and Topper got dragged along, as did Whacko. When they arrived, the found the Whackas hiding underground (which was stupid, as the cave began to collapse soon after). When they returned above-ground, they saw three figures--they approached, and revealed to be Anti-Top, Anti-Oshy and Anti-Topper. As their name suggested, they were the opposite of each. They then prepared to battle.
Part 3-10: SWITCH!
Top, Oshy and Topper each fought against their anti-forms, but soon they found that they weren't doing so well. Topper suggested they switch foes, so Topper fought against Anti-Oshy, able to match up against his strength, Top fought against Anti-Topper, Top's oddness working against it, and Oshy fought against Anti-Top, Oshy's more thought-out approach working against Anti-Top. Before they could finish them off, however, the stone guardian, Storn, showed up.
Part 3-11: A Rocky Finale
Top, Oshy and Topper began to fight Storn; the anti-forms thought Storn would defeat them, but they would wear Storn out enough that they could take it on. However, Top, Oshy and Topper were actually able to defeat it (although Top's hand broke in the process). Unfortunately, the brown orb was then taken by Anti-Topper, and the Anti-forms escaped. Thus, they went to get Top's hand fixed, and the story ended...
Character Introductions
In stories 1-5 of Topmonhit Story, a description of (a) character(s) when a battle begins is a recurring feature.
- Water Blob: Shapeless, Blobby Water
- Razabi: Bounty Hunter Contraption
- Heagle: The Fire-Starter
- Magnocoden: Freakin’ Killer Plant Thing
- Anti-Top (AT), Anti-Oshy (AO) and Anti-Topper (A-TPR): Outlandish Nega-Forms
- Storn: Stoned Orb Guardian
Trivia
- Anecdote 4 was originally not a part of this story, but instead it was to be a solo RP in The Yoshi Bodyguards called "Solo RP Times Three". However, once it was moved to Topmonhit Story, it was tacked on to the end of this story.
- Bloo and Mogmire were first paired up in The 1576 Kingdom Novel.
- Flavio was supposed to appear in a wrecked ship in The Big, Blue, Boo Bomb & the Big, Blue Blob originally, but Topmonhit forgot about that.
- The song that Bloo and Mogmire played is called A Watered-Down Plan.
- This is the first (and so far only) appearance of Toddi.
- Part 3-6: We Didn’t Start the Fire! is a reference to a song of the same name.
Connections to Other Stories
- The cruise Top, Oshy and Topper went on at the beginning was won in The Plot of Evil Dreams' Wheel of Morality. Whacko was introduced later in Tihnompot: Witchy Fury, so he wasn't allowed in the cruise.
- X-Chaos and Designs Revisited would continue the collection of the orbs.
- Anti-Top, Anti-Oshy and Anti-Topper would return in Designs Revisited, but their true origin has yet to be revealed.
- Razabi returns to Star World in Revenge on SWDF and allied with Ripvor since they have similar goals.
| Preceded by: Tihnompot: Witchy Fury | Timeline Four Short Anecdotes That All Have Something In Common By Topmonhit | Followed by: Wiggly Jr.: Second Journey (Chapter 5: This Counts as a Chapter?) |
| Preceded by: Pokemon Realgar | Topmonhit Story Four Short Anecdotes That All Have Something In Common By Topmonhit | Followed by: The Bandit Blundit; The Boo Bloo |
