Sally
From Yb Timeline
"Look, the Mushroom Kingdom museum want to recover the crown jewels of Queen Peach. I'm doing this so I can get away from being a university professor without getting fired."
-Sally to Almira in Sally Snifin Tales 1: Raiders of the Lost Jiggy
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 23 |
| Species | Batamon |
| From | Arcadian Garden, Popstar Orbit (26th century) |
| Height | .383 m |
| Weight | 12.14 kg |
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Sally is a light blue batamon from the 26th century. She is the half-identical twin brother of Sneezier. Though she didn't come with him to the 21st century, she would later travel back by herself and meet up with him. She is an archeologist, and so came to the past in order to learn about parts of history that were unknown in her time period. She was also newtyped too I guess? That's what that whole deal in the future was right? Suuuub help
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History
Birth and Early Childhood
Sally Snifin was born along with his twin brother, Sneezier, in 2499 AZ in the side 2 space colony called "Arcadian Garden" which orbited a badly war-torn Popstar, the aftermath of a universal war. She is the son of Professor Rupert Von Snifin, a once-renowned scientist, and a former pop diva, Melisa Snifin. Unlike her brother, she didn't suffer from "illiterate syndrome" she retained an IQ of 340. Because of this she's often act like a big sister to Sneezier. In 2509, the Snifins moved to Starplex, a mechanical city where Orange Ocean was once there.
Teenage Years and Enhancement
As a teen, she earned good grades unlike her C-Average brother but instead of becoming an inventor, Sally studied archaeology since she noticed at some parts of history are missing due to lack of artifacts, sealing her fate to earn her dream career. It is also the time when her brother got into trouble with the local security of when a Scarfy Military Police officer made fun of his name. It sparked a minor yet furious melee which involved her sister and a few other soldiers. Eventually, both were defeated and taste brutality of the security force under the command of Plasmoc, Popstar's tyrannical president. Like Sneezier, Sally and Plasmoc eventually became enemies when they met face to face. Sally along with her brother was forced to be part of a genetic project to turn ordinary beings into bio superweapons which Prof. Snifin reluctantly took part of. During the project, she suffer which is an understatement. Not only her body is altered to Ultimate Life Form standards but also her mind. The mind alteration processed was screwed up when a clumsy scientist spilled hot coffee on the controls which makes Sally's mind screwed up and developed a mental condition called "grammeritis". During the testing phase, he saw the man who did all this, Plasmoc himself. In her mind, he vowed to kill the Plasma Wisp for making her life as a experiment a living hell.
Popstarian Civil War
The project came to an end when most of the planet's population was fed up with Plasmoc's reign and unfavorable laws and high taxes. They formed the "Freedom Union" to overthrow Plasmoc and his loyalists. A planetary conflict was started and the Snifin family was caught in the crossfire. The parents were the early causalities when they are crushed by a loyalist Windam Mech. Sneezier and Sally joined to Freedom Union so they avenge their parents' deaths and revenge on Plasmoc for ruining their lives. Their role in the civil war was minor even though they are enhanced. The war ended with Plasmoc and the remnants of his loyalist force escaped from Popstar in exile. Even though they won, they lost everything.
University
When the civil war is all over, the twins gather of what's left of their belongings and went to Star World to live with their Godfather, Yoshinsky who is Rupert's longtime friend. Sneezier asked him to use his time machine to go to the past because the state of the time period is an unhappy place while Sally stays behind. Under Yoshinsky's wing, she studies at one of Star World's best universities, the University of Gisho.
Joining the YB
Discrepancies
Discrepancies Segment
Things
Non-Canon Appearances
Non-Canon Appearances Segment
Things
Personal Information
Personality
Personality
Abilities
Abilities
Final Smash: Final Smash
Final Smash
Family
Family
Items
Items
Residence
Good sir, where be thoust Crib
Interactions with other Characters
Character
Trivia
- Sally is sorry she was ever born
- Many do not know that she exists
- It's depressing
- Sneezier was too lazy to even fill out her family, he couldn't have been damned to even put SNEEZIER down
- hi I'm sneezier i like boobs
- I'm kinda sad she doesn't have measurements
- Sally's measurements are 36-24-36 and is only 5'3".
