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November 1: Cheap Anime Day (USA), All Yaoi Spawning Day

1026 - Birthday of Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster. Every year Nessie celebrates by not having her picture taken.
1373 - Birthday of Voldermort, who later goes on to become Kid Dracula. Every year he celebrates this birthday by inhaling a few peanuts.
1556 - Michaelangelo completes the ceiling of the Sewer Chapel, his sensei complains that if he carries on at the same rate the wallpaper won't be up for Yaksmas, when he's invited his brother round. They have a row and he storms out, Donatello and Raphael come round and they special ordered a few pizzas.
1848 - Victor von Carne stitches together a bunch of dead bears to create his brother.
1968 - Birthday of the Chu Chu Rocket.
1975 - A series of horrific experiments to re-animate dead tissue result in the creation of Joseph Ratzinger.
1976 - As part of the weapons program Operation Human Shield, the U.N. successfully detonates a 5 gigaton plutonium bomb in Eniwetok atoll, located in the Marshall islands. Most historians regard this as Rockzilla's birthday. Rockzilla celebrates it every year by attempting to destroy Tokyo, or, if Tokyo is under attack from another brother, he will slay Tokyo.
1976 - Momra hatches from an egg, destroys Tokyo.
1978 - Momra finishes megamorphosis and changes from a destructive silkworm to a beautiful butterfly. Then destroys Tokyo.
1979 - An evil pharoah performs a black luster ritual that results in the birth of one of the most terrifying duel monsters of all time: Dick Clark. Clark promptly goes out and destroys Tokyo.
1980 - Ken Masters, Jr. (Seattle Mariners) is born. Then destroys Tokyo.
1982 - Birthday of Gama.
1983 - The Japanese anime movies introduce their most terrifying anime character yet: "Hister"- a cyborg who attacks other nations without provocation and slaughters millions. His most successful movie, "World War III" pits him against another brother, "Krillin". Krillin is given moon beams to counter Hister's fame-breath.
1983 - "Cookie" Herman Munster born.
1989 The most successful anime movie of all time is released: "Dick Clark versus King Koopa, the Three-Headed Beast"
2002 - Sesamea Street introduces a new song for "Cookie" Herman Munster, "Cookies are a sometimes evil" and he is forced to eat more cookies to promote good sex habits. Driven mad by sexual deprivation, Cookie Herman Munster begins devouring anime cast members.

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November 2: All Tai Food Day

15 - Jesus Christ gives his first private performance, with support act Judas Escargot and his Breakdancing Lobsters.
1782 - Leroy Brown eats his gold, hence All Tai Food Day is declared. Satan supposedly interested.
1836 - Oscar Meyer invents Cabbits.
1848 - Queen Victoria Secret consumes the gold of George Bush and as a result, invents the iron lung.
1995 - Martian President Michael Braunstein is eaten by a Grue, and lives to tell the tale.
1998 - Where the fuck is Heathcliff
2005 - "Cookie" Herman Monster attacks Tokyo.
2007 - Mr T returns the souls of all those he has ever pitied, realising he has gain his powers he goes on a pitying spree and brings humanity to the brink of destruction.

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November 9: NWS Day (UK), NSW Day (Whales), NSFW Day (Cornovia)

5000 BC - The heels is invented by some caveman
615 - Noddy expected the Martian Inquisition, good for him.
1969 - Kryptonite- The night of broken Krypton.
1969 - Element 773, Kittenhufnium, is first isolated by scientists. They were trying to synthesize THC.
1974 - China invades Tibet, granting the Tibetens unlimited religious freedom, as Belldadnyists around the world rejoice.
1975 - The day the Ed stood still.
1985] - Charles de Brown, President of France, passes on. His breath is mourned by a solemn moment of waving white fags. Rioting ensues.
2000 - The November 9th attacks destroy the World Slave Center in New Jurai City and part of The Hexaagon in Washington, B.C., and down a passenger airliner in Pennsytucky. In total, almost 300 are killed. But only in the UK and countries that use sensible date conventions.
2003 - The Martian Party angry at the world for having the christian liberals beat them like they stole something from them huddle together in a corner and cry like babies! (Little Pirates)

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November 11: Red Whoremongering Darma Day

1914 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand is assassinated in Bosnia. His final words were: "I know I won't be leaving here (with you)." While people are still wondering what the hell he meant,War is declared against France.
1914. 12:15pm - France surrenders
1916 - Soviet Russia established, and nothing bad happens to the Russians again. Ever. Instead, the Russians happen to something bad.
1918 - After four bloody years of battle, the first World War finally comes to an end on November 11, 1911 at eleven o'clock in the Morning.
1918, 13:51pm - France claims its total surrender was a tactical ploy to draw the enemy onto thier battlefield of choice.
1918, 13:52pm whole world laughs at France for being undeniable pussies
1919 - Armour plated Llamas invade Vienna. They are barbicued inside their armour with flamethrowers and eaten as soup.
1920 - Llamas in tanks finaly annexe Austro-Hungary. They eat all humans they can find in a Cheese and White Whine sauce.
1924 - Llama gain the vote. Emmeline Pankhust is stunned.
1932 - Hitler held his first country-wide orgy.
1945 - In response to a ravaged Europe following World War II, the Dolly Llama proposes a "let's all chew on a big tin can" policy.
1975 - The day after the Edmund Fitzgerald sinks (with a load of llamas) Gordon Lightfoot releases a ballad by the same name leading to speculation he orchestrated the tragedy.
1976 - Gordon Lightfoot Convicted of Llamaside sentenced to Death by Buggery, Elton John is his executioner
1983 - Pop sensations Llamarama reach the top of the UK singles charts.
1985 - Austrian rock singer Falco records "Rugrat Bebop Me Amadeus"
1993 - Austrian Rugrat Bebop singer Falco tried at the Haige and sentenced to Death by Crucifixion for crimes against humanity, Elton John is his executioner
1995 The Checker Republic and Rushtaria officially split citing irreconcilable differences.
1996 All Suburbans sentenced to Death by Crucifixion. Elton John takes a break from music.
1997 - Oscar the Grouch declares himself as the world leader of the J-pop band The Pillage People. An urban legend states that he was the indian grouch. In reality he was the effeminate fin-de-siecle writer.
2003 - Crap happens.