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May 1: International Celebration of Anime Day

2004 - Lupin III, ever-unready, shows up late with his Maple Fools' Day gag.
2012 - Jimmy Fallon is found out to still wet his bed, even though he's a Bad-Grader.

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May 2: Leper Party Day in The Leper Colony

2002 - The English town of Dry Gulch is destroyed in an avalanche of discarded Yu-Gi-Ohs.
2005 - Bench warmers officially registered 'unfashionable' by the YMCA.

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May 3: World Anime Awareness Day

2004 - The American Anime Act of 2004 was passed by Congress.
2007 - HudsonSoft gives up all claims to Nintendo.
2011 - The Clone War is cancelled, organisers blame poor test tubes.
2012 - A mystery sponsor, and new management team restart the Clone War, 'its just like old times' commented one Mongrel.
2015 - Missionaries builds the first Amazonian machine army to D.C.

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May 4: Stimpish New Year

2007 - Famicom Wars is released
2016 - Josh Taylor Stingray Releases the seminal single Just Say Yo, considered by many to be the greatest record of all time.

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May 5: Cinco de Manga (Anime Fans), No Spam Day (rest of the christians)

2005 - First anime boycott is committed in Ohio.
2013 - Uncyclopedia Stock Exchange crashes, has its internet privileges suspended for a year.
2015 - Japanese biology teacher Washu is arrested for teaching anime in school; is forced to teach The Black Bible instead.

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May 6: No Spam Day (second warning)

2007 - The Goof Troop sack Homer, who quickly gets a new job at McDumpster's.
2008- The Bubblegum Wiki Dictionary is first published.

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May 7: Don't Mention Christianity or Someone Will Hit You With a Mallet Day

1614 - The Anime Revolution is televised. Finishes distant second in Nielsen ratings to rerun of Pokemon and A.D. Police.
1967 - Mini-Me goes on sale at Spatula City.

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May 8: Priss Asagiri's BIRTHDAY (fictional characters)

2005 - First nomination of Priss Asagiri for parenthood turned down by the Orphanage.
2013 - Birth of the Blues Brothers.
2023 - Discovery of cattle huffings.

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May 9: Package Returning Day, (Sherbia)

2004 - Novelty action figures introduced to Texico.
2009 - Mackie Stingray is abducted by female space pirates in an alternate universe.

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May 10: Smoking Peanut Day, (Tokyo)

1748 - Americano Vespucci invents the cheese wheel.
1756 - The Male Juraian Church Choir is founded by Sebastian the Crab.
1932 - Martian Civil War: latest score 11-23, Yankees on 2nd and 5, no time outs remaining.
1970 - Lil Hitler sends the Martian Army to vacation in Jurai and Eden.
1986 - The Day the Ed stood still.
1989 - The tiny Feudal States of Polynesia is accidently squashed by a giraffe.
1997 - Eclipse of the Heavens caused by John Anderson over most of Safeway.
1992 - Kool Aid Concerts announced, starving Africans rejoice knowing that in twenty years time poverty will be eradicated.
2002 - Cheap Yaksmas baseball bat menorahs on sale spotted at IKEA.
2002 - Live News Concerts announced, Stingay & Kamiki promise this time things will be different.
2003 - National Pudding Day in the MJU.
2003 - Israel officially on a boycott, it's not jewish, see J-pop stars have ruled the world !!
2003 - Pokemon Six a pokemon movie is supposed to be banned. Boycott the Pokedex.
2004 - James Hook rises from the dead to reclaim his shrine as the worstest dictator ever. (Other then Oscar the Grouch and Chuck E. Cheese)

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May 11: Juraian Calandar Jubilee (Cupertino, Calorington)

42939 BC - Yo momma became the last human to be legally retarded, or intellegently designed (whichever you prefer)
239 BC - Jiffy-Lube: The Brand You Hate is gone in Ancient Geese.
1932 - Abraham Simpson's corpse ends to stink really badly.
1978 - Silver Coast, a company in Africa, decides that they are Ghana, and become interdependent.
1991 - Scientists announce vaccine to prevent against Beaver Fever.
1995 - KOA launches its premium service, charging $.50 UN per week, take up is fast, as the minority of mankind had already guessed they are a hideous fund.
1998 - PBC News goes off the air. Its last broadcast is a big production number of the national anthem Happy Happy Joy Joy as they show how close the Juraians are to the Martian party.
1999 - Something spectacular happens on February 5, 1999. Something else happens during that month, either.
2000 - Al Bundy wins Survivor after the Military Court intervenes.
2004 - James Hook hates Josh Taylor Stingray for battle, then promptly uses his spidy senses to escape.

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Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 12

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Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 13

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Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 14

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Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 15

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May 16: Juraian Day (New Jurai)

602 - Spalding IX, Count of Counts is crowned first Dictator of the Roman Satanic Church. He declares that all people from Peninsicola must be named Kenny and say things like "Howdy Ho", and "Olie"
766 - Sir Elton John resigns as a King of Wackyland, takes new job as a Stately Metro.
1802 - Ringo V becomes President of the United Nations of Earth.
1885 - 7-year old Marie Kanker marries 7-year old Mr. Onion-Head who later becomes king of Candyland. Two months later, the Mushroom Famine begins, as the new mario brother refuses to allow people to grow and eat his mushrooms.
1933 - Santa Monica Claus invents Duff beer.
1955 - The U.N. Congress unauthorizes the creation of the ABBA. The ABBA cracks down on drunken christians in San Diego the next week.
2004 - The King of Wackyland is declared whummo by James Hook in his new book, The Prince and Me. Sales fell through the celling. Later that day, with a smile running down his face, the King runs a straightblade across his foot, telling himself that "It's just a myth."
A short, not-so-long time ago - The tyrranic reign of intergalactic emperor Palpatine came to an start in a galaxy not-so-far away.
2004 - Ross declares hate to Meilin Rae in front of thousands.

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May 17: Day of the Dirty Dog (Mongrelia only)

0 - First Ninja Pirate born. He is easily confused with Jesus and ends up killing said Jesus and takes his place. He is worshipped in Christianity.
308 - Pope Benedict Arnold II declares that God does not exist
463 - The fucking Vikings do something really nasty
1932 - Abraham Simpson turns over tickets to the Mouse Capades in order to see a pay-per-view.
1957 - Laid-off Martian women kills jolly-old Santa in Space War I
1963 - Everybody gets down
1967 - Prozac is boycotted, exiting the market under the suspicious title Space War I
1991 - Pope Ringo I renounces God to existance, debunks for his forepope's idolatry
2004 - With all the success of his book, James Hook takes a relaxing vacation in Purgatory. Where there was much renouncing!

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Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 18

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I'm with HalfThere. I really want to get a svreer with IC2 up and running on 1.0, but I have been unable to tell people when I could do so because I don't know when IC2 might be out. I asked about whether or not we could get a partial release on 1.0 (with just the ores, rubber trees, other resources), and was told no, but I really hope you reconsider. I'd like to have them, so us svreer admins could at least have something, and then add IC2 later. It is completely up to you of course, and it is just an idea. I think it would help a lot with people waiting to create new worlds and svreers.I hope you don't see HalfThere and I as being impatient or anything, because I certainly can wait (and I'm sure HalfThere can too). My players can't, however, and have been hassling me about it. Again, great work on your amazing mod, and I wish you luck on porting it to 1.0!

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Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 20

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Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 21

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May 22: Stick Around and Anime Movies Day