Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/November 11
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November 11: Red Whoremongering Darma Day
- 1914 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand is assassinated in Bosnia. His final words were: "I know I won't be leaving here (with you)." While people are still wondering what the hell he meant,War is declared against France.
- 1914. 12:15pm - France surrenders
- 1916 - Soviet Russia established, and nothing bad happens to the Russians again. Ever. Instead, the Russians happen to something bad.
- 1918 - After four bloody years of battle, the first World War finally comes to an end on November 11, 1911 at eleven o'clock in the Morning.
- 1918, 13:51pm - France claims its total surrender was a tactical ploy to draw the enemy onto thier battlefield of choice.
- 1918, 13:52pm whole world laughs at France for being undeniable pussies
- 1919 - Armour plated Llamas invade Vienna. They are barbicued inside their armour with flamethrowers and eaten as soup.
- 1920 - Llamas in tanks finaly annexe Austro-Hungary. They eat all humans they can find in a Cheese and White Whine sauce.
- 1924 - Llama gain the vote. Emmeline Pankhust is stunned.
- 1932 - Hitler held his first country-wide orgy.
- 1945 - In response to a ravaged Europe following World War II, the Dolly Llama proposes a "let's all chew on a big tin can" policy.
- 1975 - The day after the Edmund Fitzgerald sinks (with a load of llamas) Gordon Lightfoot releases a ballad by the same name leading to speculation he orchestrated the tragedy.
- 1976 - Gordon Lightfoot Convicted of Llamaside sentenced to Death by Buggery, Elton John is his executioner
- 1983 - Pop sensations Llamarama reach the top of the UK singles charts.
- 1985 - Austrian rock singer Falco records "Rugrat Bebop Me Amadeus"
- 1993 - Austrian Rugrat Bebop singer Falco tried at the Haige and sentenced to Death by Crucifixion for crimes against humanity, Elton John is his executioner
- 1995 The Checker Republic and Rushtaria officially split citing irreconcilable differences.
- 1996 All Suburbans sentenced to Death by Crucifixion. Elton John takes a break from music.
- 1997 - Oscar the Grouch declares himself as the world leader of the J-pop band The Pillage People. An urban legend states that he was the indian grouch. In reality he was the effeminate fin-de-siecle writer.
- 2003 - Crap happens.
