Squata

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Avoid.

Failure to do so results in a rather dashing pincushion affect as her large (and supposedly inexhaustible) supply of knives will suddenly be buried in various improbable (and uncomfortable) places in your being. The inexhaustible nature of these knives is puzzling, prompting theories that she can somehow access Knifespace, which is similar to Hammerspace.

Pray that you are not wearing a good suit if you fail to avoid her.

Not only a female duplicate of Squato, Squata was meant to be born his twin, however was stillborn. Her soul, however, managed to cling on to Squato's, thus causing the strange secondary personality when Squato got hit by a FV5 beam.

She has a crush on DarkKillerFish. FerretBob started a chant about this event... Strangely he still survives...

After admitting this, Dark used his Quantum Gloves to split Squata from Squato, thus allowing the two to persue a relationship.

She is believed to be a reason why Dayantis and IceTigerLily got married.

She is a main antagonist in Ed Bunny, PI.

Origin Story (Condensed)

Stolen straight from the horse's mouth, the origin of Squata:

Last year some n00b was following me around wanting to V5 me and date my V5 self. Now this went on for a month, so I was starting to become a little pissed off about that fact. So I talked to Troy, and the idea of a female version of myself that likes to kill people came to be. Now the idea was basic, but Troy did draw something for me that was an image that could be used if the n00b did get me, which happeed just a few hours later. Long story short, she ran around and killed people from then on if I was V5'ed (any really, but V5 is the used the most here).

As a note, here are a few things to know. Her oringal name was not Squata, but in fact Checkout Chick (as in a play on Bi-Lo Man and where I work as a result). The name Squata came after some poeple wanted to know her name, and I said I'll take any good ones if anybody had them as I couldn't think of one (Uite gave the name).

The other little fact is that she would V5 herself as often as she could so as to allow herself to be free and look for a means to stay alive.

-Squato, in Response to Ciennas Saying the Wiki was, quote, 'a little vague on the definitions'.

Quotes

They are a girls best firend. When talking about her knives.