Squato

From Egs Mayhem

Deadbeat dad to Xena, occasionally wears shoes on his head and has been known to wear a Fez in public places.

Is really messed up.

His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom waiting to happen in there... or a really strong reality television series... *Shudders*

Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances.

V5 him, for instance, and he becomes the fearsome Squata, vigilante psychopathic knife woman of doom. Turn him into a fox chick, and he becomes Vixa, the hyper imaginative fun loving fox chick. who appears to be on a perpetual sugar high.

If you utter his true name, the universe simultaneously implodes and explodes and all fish become butter.

One of the two rulers of Svensylsquatostan.

He created the Foxkin.

Just a Steel-Town boy on a saturday night

Lookin for the fight of his life

In the real time world no one sees him at all

They all say he's crazy

Lockin rythms to the beat of his heart

Changing moment into light

He has danced into the danger zone

When the dancer becomes the dance

It can cut you like a knife

If the gift becomes the fire

All the while you're stuck between

What's will and what will be

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor

And he's dancing like he never danced before

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor

And he's dancing like he never danced before

He also makes EGS based music videos that can be found on YouTube.

He eats babies