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Member List

List of Active Saws:

Freakin emos

Popple

Flavio

Freakin Emos

Crono

UltiMario

CBLuigi

Vbzobz

Shadow Kingdom

Gear

Flavio

Mandew

top minion tails

Joshamuffin

Meow Mixer

Licorice

Black Twlight

Freakin Emos

Frozenwinters

Mona

Fierce

Shadow Articuno

List of Current Innocent Victims

Bowser II (2 Yes, 0 No)

Origins

After being gone for a week due to family matters, member Popple had an idea. This idea was that Emos were awesome. Having just heard that RP alts could be made, he devised iFReaKiNLoVeGaYmEnMaN!. Originally intending it to just be a one day joke, the support for Emos soon grew rapidly. Even Francis declared it to be an alt of epic proportions. And thus Emos came to be.

Emo Man

Though many confuse iFReaKiNLoVeGaYmEnMaN! to be Emo Man, this is in fact untrue. Not much is truly known about Emo Man, even if he is real or fictitious. What we do know is that he is a super being of epic proportions. He spends his days jacking off to emos who cut themselves and haters as well as being completely emo. It is also known you will always be as cooler than him and you have more friends than him.

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Emo Government

Emo Government involves becoming a Emo general, registering as an Emo, and planning Emo type plans. Becoming a Emo general is the only thing that is handle by one single person. This is iFReaKiNLoVeGaYmEnMaN!. If he sees a extremely Emo act of Emo, then he will add that person to the official Emo list and they will stay there unless they ask to be taken off. Everything else is handled by Emo votes. Becoming an Emo uses this process. Major Emos are determined by a poll that iFReaKiNLoVeGaYmEnMaN! starts in the RP Off-Topic section. There Emos can vote with either "FREAKIN YES" or "FREAKIN NO" on whether they wish someone to be added to the official Emo list. People added to this list are official bumbuddies of Emos and should be treated as such. All other plans and the like are handled by majority vote as well. If there is a tie iFReaKiNLoVeGaYmEnMaN! will decide the final verdict.

Emo, The Emoarmy, & Becoming a Emo

Emo is the term for a member of the Emoarmy, because no one is truly emo enough to be a Emo. Members of the Emoarmy wear sigs that say "I Support Emos." Those who do not have this sig but still support Emps are sometimes considered members as well. No one really knows what this group does besides raping n00bs who don't appreciate Emos and being gay, but at the end of the day, maybe that's enough.

Joining the Emoarmy is a simple task. The Emos host a monthly sign up weekend on a random date in the RP Off-Topic forum. All one must do is post a request in that forum to become a forum, and they will be made a Emo. After this if they continue to perform awesome acts of emoness, they will be promoted to emos. The original members who joined before this were automatically made emos. This was because the only way to previously become a Emo was to be hand picked by iFReaKiNLoVeGaYmEnMaN!. The only rule is that people who have been Emo'd that much, voted in a Major Emos, are not allowed to join. Exceptions are sometimes made though for those who are very determined. Emos who become Emos in the same month as being Emo'd are made Emos though, no matter how awesome their act of saw allowing them to join may be.

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SeeSaw Terminology

Emo: This is something that is completely emo and indescribable aside from it's name. That is really all that needs to be said, isn't it?

Freakin:

Freakin is not used as a good or bad adjective in emo terms. It merely stresses the something of something. So if you "Freakin Suck" that probably means you are an emo and an alcoholic. But if you are "Freakin Awesome" that probably means you are into men and other cool stuff. Simple, yes?

404:

The most important number to Emos. Because really, if you have found Emos do you really need to find anything else?

Emo'd:

A Emo equivalent to "Owned" or "Pwned", not that they don't use these words. If you are Emo'd that means you probably got owned pretty hard and probably don' like Emo, are an emo, or all of the above.

Emo'rd:

A Emo's sword. The most important piece of equipment a member of the Emoarmy can have, except for maybe a Emo of course. It is also used in expression much in the way as Emo'd, sometimes being said as Emo'd. As well, the plural forum is usually spelled with a Z because everyone knowz that makez wordz cooler. They are mostly used for cutting wrists.

Emo Speech

Emos have a very awesome way of speaking. Let's start with the basics. All awesome words are usually capitalized when a Emo wants the word's awesomeness to be truly awesome. Something like this.

"EMOS!"

Though "Freakin" is almost always added to this, since it makes things awesome as well. So here is a correcter example.

"FREAKIN EMO!"

Another important thing to remember is that emos don't add periods to the end of sentences when talking in awesome. Let's take a look.

"MEN ARE AWESOME"

As we can see an exclamation mark would normally be used here since we are talking about men, but for the purposes of this lesson we will let it slide. Let's look at another example.

"MEN ARE AWESOME. LIKE TOTALLY"

When a amo has more than one sentence in his speech, he adds a period to the first one to signify it ending but doesn't add one to the last sentence because it's awesome that way. Now let's put everything we have learned together. This last sentence will be very awesome, so all caps.

"YOU ARE AN IDIOT. MEN ARE FREAKIN AWESOME! YOU SUCK FOR NOT SUCKING THEM"

On an interesting note, iFReaKiNLoVeGaYmEnMaN usually always talks with caps like in the last sentence because that is how he rolls. And with that our lesson is over.

Emos

Emos are those who openly rape the queerness of Emos. This is mostly due to them having no friends and cutting themselves because they think their life sucks but in reality they are just living in denial. iFReaKiNLoVeGaYmEnMaN! gives the special treatment to the biggest emos and spends the next several minutes making a flash about how much they fail.