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Rubyrulez enters BS2
From Psycho Bonus Stage
Psycho Bonus Stage 10
A minor programming glitch causes Rubyrulez to enter in the Charismaville outskirts rather than in Charismaville directly. Join Rubyrulez on a wild adventure through harsh terrain, and stuff...Meanwhile, Phil finds a way to boss Joel around.
Cast (in order of appearance): Joel, Phil, Wierd Voice, Mandy, Rubyrulez, Truck Driver, Davenport, Green Shirt Guy
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Transcript
{Cut to a "Tonight on Bonus Stage" style screen.}
ANNOUNCER: TONIGHT! On Bonus Stage 2!
{Cut to Rubyrulez, spinning around in circles and acting goofy.}
{Roll Opening Credits}
{Cut to Joel and Phil in a brand new house.}
JOEL: How do you like it?
PHIL: I still don't see why you had to redesign my house.
JOEL: Well, I...wait a sec, did you just say "MY" house?
PHIL: Yes, Bob Vila, you can stay in the treehouse I built for you outside!
{Cut to a quick shot of the treehouse. A wooden plank falls off. Cut back to Joel and Phil. joel is wide-eyed.}
PHIL: Yeah, after the little fiasco that got us into this mess! I felt moving you into the treehouse was most appropriate!
JOEL: {teary-eyed} Leggo-my-Eggo...
PHIL: And still, he makes as little sense as ever.
{Cut back to the black space. Mandy and Rubyrulez stand there.}
WEIRD VOICE: Ruby, you are the weakest link, goodbye!
RUBYRULEZ: {confused} Huh?
WEIRD VOICE: I...I mean, time for you to enter Bonus Stage 2.
RUBYRULEZ: Well, Mandy, see you when you get there!
MANDY: Later, Ruby!
RUBYRULEZ: Alright, beam me up, scotty!
{the simulation jumps, and Rubyrulez mysteriously disappears. Cut back to Joel and Phil.}
PHIL: What the hell?
JOEL: May I remind you that this is a totally new simulation, we still gotta break this baby in!
PHIL: Well, so long as Mr. Malice and Donald don't magically appear in our house...from that crap fanfiction!
JOEL: Hey, Ben Affleck's Bonus Stage isn't crappy! It's witty and fun! In fact, after all of you are finished reading this, I suggest you head on over to Ben Affleck's Bonus Stage, and read up. I recommend the classic Jumprope adventure, the one where Phil explodes.
PHIL: How about no, Energon.
{Pause}
JOEL: Shut up!
{Cut to Rubyrulez in the middle of a desert.}
RUBYRULEZ: What the heck? Is this the new Charismaville.
{A spooky looking Truck Driver pulls up in his truck.}
TRUCK DRIVER: Headed to Charismaville? I can take you there!
RUBYRULEZ: Sweet!
{Rubyrulez climbs in the truck. Suddenly, day switches over to night as the truck rolls along.}
TRUCK DRIVER: Have I ever told you the story of the murderous truck driver.
RUBYRULEZ: Dude, we just met. just get me to the Alamo...I mean Charismaville.
TRUCK DRIVER: Once upon a time, IT WAS ME!
{The truck driver spins around and his face morphs into a freakishly grotesque monster face. Ruby screams similarly to Pee-Wee Herman. He hops out of the truck.}
TRUCK DRIVER: You can tell them Large Hal sent ya!
{The truck door closes and the truck speeds off. Suddenly, Night switches back to day.}
RUBYRULEZ: I get the feeling I was set up!
{Ruby notices a piece of paper on the ground. It has "Courtesy of Phil Argus" written on it.}
RUBYRULEZ: What the heck?
{Cut back to Phil, who is enjoying a lemonade in his hammock. Joel is raking leaves.}
JOEL: This is stupid, why do I have to do this?
PHIL: Because if you don't, I'll be forced to show all the kids at school these embarrising photos of you playing with Barbie dolls!
{Phil shoves said photo in Joel's face.}
JOEL: Barbie is not a doll, it's an action figure!
PHIL: Whatever, just finish raking the leaves.
{Cut back to Ruby, exausted and thirsty, in the desert.}
RUBYRULEZ: {tired} How the hell long is this desert? I wish I didn't have to travel alone.
{Soon, he comes across a man, in his 20's. He has messy brown hair, and looks a bit like Colin Quinn.}
RUBYRULEZ: Are you Colin Quinn?
DAVENPORT: The hell? My name is Davenport! I'll help you get across the desert!
{Cut to Ruby and Davenport riding on a motorcycle.}
RUBYRULEZ: This scene looks familiar.
{Cut to the Green Shirt Guy}
GREEN SHIRT GUY: That was a reference to Bonus Stage 1! And now I return to my homeland!
{He sprouts wings and starts to fly away, only to be knocked out by a Bullet Bill. Cut back to Ruby and Davenport.}
DAVENPORT: I was a character, programmed by Joel for Bonus Stage 2, to provide comic relief while being a non-infringing parody of a celebrity...
RUBYRULEZ: And a great one at that!
DAVENPORT: I was also sent by Joel to find you. Apparently, he has taken quite a liking to you.
RUBYRULEZ: He appeared a couple of times in my own webtoon. He thought my name was Ben Affleck.
DAVENPORT: You mean to tell me that you're not Ben Affleck!?
RUBYRULEZ: Anyways, it's nice that I can make friends with the BS crew so soon.
DAVENPORT: Yeah, but be careful for Phil, he feels the fanbase has no place here.
RUBYRULEZ: {curious} But, why is that?
DAVENPORT: Eh, bitterness, I guess.
RUBYRULEZ: There are a lot of bitter people in Bonus Stage, you're gonna have to be more specific.
DAVENPORT: The bitter one...
RUBYRULEZ: Oh, OK!
{Cut to Phil on the Desert Island.}
PHIL: Tell me something...Cass...a...wait a sec, why am I here?
{Pan out to reveal Joel in a maid's outfit, vaccuming the island.}
JOEL: How should I know, beach breath?!
{Cut back to Ruby and Davenport, overlooking Charismaville.}
RUBYRULEZ: Man, that journey sucked! I expected a wild adventure, like it says in the episode description.
DAVENPORT: Hey, at least we made it!
RUBYRULEZ: Right, and I've made a new friend!
{Pan out to reveal the Green Shirt Guy. His shirt is tattered, and he is bloody everywhere.}
GREEN SHIRT GUY: {exhausted} Heeeeeelp...Me....
{The Green Shirt Guy flies away in fear as the Bullet Bill chases him, while Ruby and Davenport look on. Cut to a screen that reads "Next time on BS2"}
ANNOUNCER: Next time, on Bonus Stage 2!
{The screen changes to a picture of Mandy.}
ANNOUNCER: Mandy enters the simulation. Here is a sneak peek.
{Cut to Mandy on the black background.}
MANDY: W...
{Cut back to the "Next Time".}
ANNOUNCER: That's next time, on Bonus Stage 2! Mandy Enters BS2! See ya soon!
{Cut back to Joel and Phil, still on the island. Joel is half-eaten, with the Teen girl Squad vultures pecking at him, while Phil is dressed in fancy clothes.}
JOEL: Did you really have to put one of those Anime Next Episode thingies? Or send the vultures from Teen Girl Squad?
PHIL: Shut up and get eaten!
{End Credits.}
Fun Facts
Trivia
Bonus Stage References
- The Green Shirt Guy is a ripoff of a similar guy in Just Passion Through.
- RUBYRULEZ: There are a lot of bitter people in Bonus Stage, you're gonna have to be more specific.
- DAVENPORT: The bitter one...
- RUBYRULEZ: Oh, OK!
- This is of Just Passion Through origin.
- RUBYRULEZ: Oh, OK!
- DAVENPORT: The bitter one...
- {Cut to Mandy on the black background.}
- MANDY: W...
- {Cut back to the "Next Time".}
- This was similar to footage from the original Car.
- {Cut back to the "Next Time".}
- MANDY: W...
Real-World References
