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Matt Vs The Fanbase
From Psycho Bonus Stage
Psycho BS Episode 7
Matt Wilson mistakes the fanbase's attempt to save Bonus Stage as one to sabotage it. Psychosis is sent to Charismaville to report for the fanbase. Clan hires Dingodile and creates Jinzo to help save the Fanbase.
Characters (in order of appearance): Psychosis, Hagurumon, Matt Wilson, Rubyrulez, Mandy, Phil's Friend, Clan rHrN, Jinzo, Announcer, Narrator, Toast, Cloaked Figure, KOKOR, Dingodile
Transcript
(opening creds)
(Cut to Psychosis and Hagurumon next to the portal.)
PSYCHOSIS: So can you tell the others that I've gone to Charismaville to check out the situation?
HAGURUMON: We're already going to Charismaville.
PSYCHOSIS: I mean the real-world one.
HAGURUMON: Oh. 'Kay then. I'll see you later.
PSYCHOSIS: Ditto.
(Psychosis steps into the portal. Cut to Matt Wilson on his Lappy reading The Error from Beyond Keenspot.)
MATT WILSON: So, trying to sabotage BS, are we? Looks like it's time to use that VR suit that I dont have!
{Cut back to Rubyrulez, Hagurumon and Mandy, who are still on the Bonus Stage Website.}
RUBYRULEZ: So, he's going to the real life Charismaville?
HAGURUMON: He's saying he wants to check out the situation.
{A horribly disfigured Phil's Friend appears out of nowhere.}
PHIL'S FRIEND: I can't find Phil anywhere.
MANDY: Eeeeeew...
RUBYRULEZ: Chill out, everyone, it's just Phil's Friend.
MANDY: But his eye is falling out! And his ass has been sliced in three and possibly even four different directions!
HAGURUMON: Listen, Friend, what the crap is going on here?
PHIL'S FRIEND: There was this blinding white light, and everything was gone, you know, like on that episode of Sonic X. You know? The one where Sonic and his friends go...someplace...but Eggman...has an evil plot...and...anime is awesome!
RUBYRULEZ: So, what he's trying to say is that Bonus Stage has been completely wiped clean by these killer viruses.
HAGURUMON: Either that or Phil finally got sick of him.
MANDY: Eh, maybe.
(cut to a view of an aeroplane over Charismaville. An arrow with the words "Phil's House (High Score)" is pointing on one of the houses. Stay in this scene for a few seconds, then cut to inside the plane. Psychosis is chatting to Mandy on the internet)
MANDY: So where'd you go?
PSYCHOSIS: I'm flying to High Score Charismaville. Reason being that I can report things over to you, in case something happens...
MANDY: Seems okay. Just wanted to know.
PSYCHOSIS: Kay. Check ya later. (logs off)
(Cut back to Clan, Mandy, Hagurumon and Rubyrulez.)
CLAN: I made a robot. It's Jinzo.
(Jinzo moves into view)
CLAN: This is Jinzo, my first robot creation.
MANDY: (sighs) Hi, Jinzo.
RUBYRULEZ: What did you build a robot for?
CLAN: I figured, you know, maybe the robot can help us find Matt.
MATT WILSON: Oh really?
{Everybody turns around to see Matt Wilson step out of the shadows.}
MANDY: It's Matt Wilson.
MATT WILSON: I know what you've all been up to, and I'm not happy about it at all.
RUBYRULEZ: You mean, saving Bonus Stage?
MATT WILSON: {angry} You shut your mouth, guy who animates a webtoon that rips off of Bonus Stage occasionally!
{A second Hagurumon appears, causing everyone to look confused, and Jinzo's head explodes.}
HAGURUMON: You think we were up to something? Don't you know I never do anything? Well... other than take a short vacation and make a replacement Hagurumon to put in my place, that is.
{The other Hagurumon falls over. You can clearly see that it was a cardboard cutout.}
MATT WILSON: ...Anyway, I'm still not happy about this!
(Cut to Psychosis on the plane, sleeping. A soft tone is heard.)
ANNOUNCER: This is the captain speaking. We have just been checking through the money people have had to hand in, and we've noticed that not everyone's put in their own 50 dollars. So we will stop the engines and surely crash if you do not insert the money now.
(The engines stop. Psychosis wakes up and, in horror, opens the window (how?) and starts freefalling toward the airport. Cut back.)
MATT WILSON: (mimicking Santa from Futurama) You have been a very naughty robot, Bender.
HAGURUMON: Wrong toon.
RUBYRULEZ: Don't worry about it. We've already ripped off of lots of stuff already.
MATT WILSON: Yes...aha! Be right back, you foolish fools! (disappears offscreen)
(pause)
(Cut to Matt Wilson at his Lappy, frantically typing something.)
NARRATOR: And being the Databender, Matt sent two of his most powerful allies! Um....I don't know who they are, so sorry, I can't tell you.
(Cut back)
HAGURUMON: So what was with the sudden disappearance?
RUBYRULEZ: Maybe he needed something.
???: Like us?
(A piece of toast pops in from the bottom of the screen)
TOAST: (in deep voice) Why, it's that robed guy and that robot dude!
(Quick Pan to see Cloaked Figure and KOKOR:)
JINZO: KOKOR? But I thought you were dead!
KOKOR: That's what I wanted you to think, with your soft human brain.
JINZO: Umm...I'm not human.
CLOAKED FIGURE: No matter. Soon you and your friends will be the same: dead.
KOKOR: You sure you know what you're doing?
CLOAKED FIGURE: I've been a pro for 6 weeks. You questioning me? (turns to KOKOR)
KOKOR: I've been a pro for 3 years. So sure, I am questioning you, I guess.
(Cloaked Figure reaches toward KOKOR and flicks a switch on him. KOKOR is deactivated.)
HAGURUMON: Oh snap, we are so doomed. (spooky voice) DOOMED!!!
CLAN: Stop being so melodramatic, we can beat him easy.
RUBYRULEZ: Um, haven't you seen Ryaconning?
HAGURUMON: This guy beats up Phil and Joel so easily, and catches Rya at the right moment to kill her.
CLAN: So...we're real humans?
MANDY: Yup.
CLAN: Not virtual manifestations?
RUBYRULEZ: Got it.
CLAN: Soo...we're gonna die?
HAGURUMON: I'd hate to say it.
CLAN: Crap.
JINZO: Alright...JUNE. Take off the Cloak.
CLAN: Hate to tell ya, Jinzo, but that's not June. The Cloaked Guy is Andrew. June's too much of a robot to be Cloak.
JINZO: Clan, are you sure?
CLAN: Positive. Besides, Andrew is the main character with the least amount of backstory. He could've plotted to kill Rya while searching for them in earlier seasons.
MANDY: Good point, but it's doubtful that Cloak is Andrew.
CLAN: REMEMBER THE TIME MACHINE IN JUST PASSION THROUGH?!
ANNOUNCER: MEGA BURN!
JINZO: Hi, I think we're in the food court.
CLAN: Ok, I'ma fight Cloaked Guy. Jinzo, shoot KOKOR with your Psycho Shocker!
(Psychosis pops in from offscreen)
PSYCHOSIS: Oi!
CLAN: I don't mean you.
PSYCHOSIS: Meh. (disappears)
MANDY: Okay, maybe it does look like Cloak is Andy, but we don't know for sure yet.
HAGURUMON: I suggest you wait for Bonus Stage...s...before you jump to conclusions.
RUBYRULEZ: (in spooky voice) When Phil discovers a haunting secret! Wooooo!
CLAN: That is seriously not scaring me.
MANDY: Perhaps not, but what about THIS? Ahem...Hilary Duff has terminal cancer. And...um...Alzheimer's.
CLAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
{Clan runs off}
RUBYRULEZ: Mandy, as much as I appreciated that, we really don't have time for this. Remember the whole "we're gonna die" thing?
MANDY: Oh...right. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
{Mandy runs around in circles, screaming.}
CLOAKED FIGURE: Umm...I'm like, gonna kill you now.
HAGURUMON: Oh yeah, forgot about you.
CLOAKED FIGURE: Shut up. I think I'll start with you.
HAGURUMON: Holy s***.
MANDY: Nick...can I use you as a shield?
HAGURUMON: NO.
RUBYRULEZ: You guys seem to forget, I carry a gadget for every situation.
MANDY: What have you got?
{Rubyrulez pushes a button on a gadget. The background changes, and they are far away from Evil and Cloak.}
HAGURUMON: If you had that, why didn't you use it before!
RUBYRULEZ: Because...you guys made fun of me...and my mom.
MANDY: That's silly, we're all good friends.
HAGURUMON: I may have omega pwn'd him a couple of episodes ago, I'm sorry.
RUBYRULEZ: Apology accepted!
CLAN: I hired an elite assassin named Dingodile.
RUBYRULEZ: Dingodile, huh?
DINGODILE: I'm here for the party, my croikey mates.
MANDY: (sighs) Welcome, Dingodile.
DINGODILE: How good of you, mate.
RUBYRULEZ: Clan, do you realize Dignodile isn't a match for Cloaked Figure?
CLAN: No. Cloaks can be revealed when near fire.
(It turns out The Cloaked Figure was just a clone and vansihes into thin air)
CLAN: Dangit. Cloak escaped.
(Psychosis appears)
PSYCHOSIS: I think Matt Wilson will send Cloaked Figure when he feels like it.
CLAN: Got it. I'm gonna check that outpost the Horde has. You know, Yahoo! ?
(Clan teleports to Yahoo!)
PSYCHOSIS: I gotta go. I've got to air this show on TV.
(Psychosis leaves as well)
MANDY: Matt Wilson still hates us... but why didn't he go aggressive on Clan?
RUBYRULEZ: Who knows?
HAGURUMON: Well anyway, I decided that everyone can use me as a shield. Well... except for all of you except Mandy.
MANDY: Hooray!
HAGURUMON: Let's celebrate with some pizza!
RUBYRULEZ: Taken care of! {presses a button, making a pizza appear}
HAGURUMON: Can you whip up some spaghetti, too?
RUBYRULEZ: HEY. You only get the one thing.
HAGURUMON: Aww... but I like the spaghetti!
CLAN: I got the breadsticks and pepperoni.
MANDY: (sarcstically) Excellent. This is why I dumped you.
RUBYRULEZ: Let's just get along, shall we?
CLAN: What a brilliant idea!
RUBYRULEZ: What happened to Yahoo! ?
CLAN: I was blocked by you. I couldn't get into Yahoo!
RUBYRULEZ: Whoopsies!
CLAN: It's alright, though. Just specify the length of time next time.
RUBYRULEZ: Alright, um... you may go to Yahoo! now. I'll meet up with you, later. Take your pizza with you.
CLAN: Ok.
(Clan runs off with the pepperoni pizza and goes into the portal saying Yahoo!)
RUBYRULEZ: Ah, let's eat.
HAGURUMON: What about the spaghetti?
RUBYRULEZ: Jinzo's getting it!
(Jinzo brings a dozen bowls of spaghetti)
JINZO: You know what they say...
JINZO AND RUBYRULEZ: Cheaper by the dozen!
MANDY: Arrgh, enough of these putrid jokes. I'm off to call Cloaked Figure and get him to kill Clan.
RUBYRULEZ: I forbid you to do that!
(Mandy growls at Rubyrulez)
MANDY: You wanna fight me, pal?
RUBYRULEZ: No, but get off the phone!
MANDY: Trust me, Ruby. It's for Clan's own good. He's getting everything that's coming for him.
(Mandy smiles wickedly and dials Cloaked Figure's phone number, only to find the phone cord broke)
MANDY: Dangit.
???: Who do you think cut that Phone Cord, idiots?
{Matt Wilson emerges from the shadows.}
RUBYRULEZ: Wait a sec, you wrote that entire last scene and made Mandy growl at me, didn't you?
MANDY: I would never normally growl at Ruby.
JINZO: I would never normally throw water at Matt.
{Jinzo throws a bucket of water at Matt, causing it to short-circut. Turns out, it was just a robot Matt.}
MANDY: So...he was just a retarded robot? What gives?
JINZO: Tell 'em Ruby!
RUBYRULEZ: Matt Wilson may hate his fans, but I doubt he'd go try and kill them. He'd lose viewership! So, I told Jinzo to throw water at him.
HAGURUMON: Good thinking.
MANDY: But, who sent the robot?
RUBYRULEZ: That's something we can figure out in another storyline.
HAGURUMON: Are you aware that the FBI is after us for hacking into Bonus Stage?
{Everyone's eyes go beady.}
HAGURUMON: No, wait, that's right. It's the butt police that's after us, for... you know... me accidentally giving Bonus Stage an 'R' rating.
RUBYRULEZ: Great, he's gone crazy again. How many times must this happen?
HAGURUMON: Well, my mind is an insane weapon of insanity, so... different amounts.
MANDY: Uh... did you say you gave Bonus Stage an 'R' rating?
HAGURUMON: Yup.
RUBYRULEZ: Well, luckily that has nothing to do with Bonus Stage being shut down.
MANDY: Speaking of, if Bonus Stage isn't there anymore, how did we hack into it?
RUBYRULEZ: Elementary, my dear... person.
HAGURUMON: You know... Sherlock Holmes never actually said that famous line. I read it somewhere, maybe on-
RUBYRULEZ: If you say "your mom", I'm going to hurt you.
HAGURUMON: Well, all right. But don't hurt anyone else, 'cause I like them better than myself.
JINZO: That's weird.
RUBYRULEZ: Let's end this episode before it becomes forever.
HAGURUMON: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...OK!
{Roll End Credits}
Fun Facts
Real World References
- Dingodile is from Crash Bandicoot.
- The Horde from World of Warcraft is also referenced in this episode.
- Cheaper By The Dozen is a very good movie starring Will Farell and Hilary Duff.
