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2 Weird and Disturbing
From Psycho Bonus Stage
Psycho BS Episode ?
Joel's newest invention is stolen by Hagurumon, who then is replaced by a Jessica clone. The invention circulates around the main cast, making for some crazy antics.
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Transcript
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Mandy, Hagurumon, Rubyrulez, Psychosis
{Opening credits}
CLAN: Alright. Where is Yata-Garasu and Yo Yo Mom?
MANDY: {sighs} I do not know.
CLAN: Ruby, do you know?
{Cut to Rubyrulez, who is on the couch, watching the World Series with Rex and Munchy}
RUBYRULEZ: No.
{Clan walks upstiars to find that Hagurumon is also gone. He goes downstairs to the laboratory to find Joel crying}
CLAN: What's wrong, Joel?
JOEL: {sobbing} My newest invention got stolen by Hagurumon and he's giving the manual to Jello B.
{Cut to a dark alley where Hagurumon meets up with Jello B.}
HAGURUMON: Hey there, wannna see my celebrity spit collection?
{Cut back to the house.}
MANDY: Dude, why is that a bad thing? Jello's, like, my boyfriend!
{Everyone stares at Mandy.}
PSYCHOSIS: Whatever, I'm gonna go look for them. (disappears)
RUBYRULEZ: Um...shouldn't we go with him?
MANDY: Don't worry, everything should go okay.
PSYCHOSIS: (voice) I'm taking my knife with me, just in case!
RUBYRULEZ: But... in the previous episode you had a gun!
PSYCHOSIS: (voice) I lost it for a completely sensible reason that doesn't need exploring into. Seeya.
(short pause)
RUBYRULEZ: Um...shouldn't we go with him?
MANDY: Don't worry, everything should go okay.
(Joel stops crying and becomes confused. Cut to the alley where Psychosis is standing between Hagurumon and Jello B.)
HAGURUMON: Wow, you can teleport? That is AWESOME!
JELLO B: What's going on? What are you doing here?
PSYCHOSIS: Never mind that, I just wanna know why you're giving the thing to Jello, Hag.
HAGURUMON: He said he wanted a go with it.
PSYCHOSIS: Well, give it to me first. It is my authority to have the first go, no matter what consequences may happen. Unless I am not-- Whatever, gimme that! (snatches the box containing the manual and invention) ...What the hell? This is just a bunch of random buttons. Okay then...let's...try...these!
(Psychosis presses a random bunch of buttons, the screen flashes, and cuts to Psychosis' view. Jello B and Hagurumon start sniggering.)
PSYCHOSIS: Huh? Laughing powder, guys? What's going on?
HAGURUMON: XD
PSYCHOSIS: What is it?
JELLO B: Here, have this obligatory mirror so you can see yourself.
(Jello B tosses the mirror to Psychosis. He looks at himself through it to reveal...Elly?!)
ELLY (PSYCHOSIS) Oh this is just messed up. Okay then...let's do this!
(More random button pushing. Cut to the original view of the scene as the screen flashes and reveals Phil, then June, a table, and finally Joel, before Hagurumon snatches it from him.)
HAGURUMON: Stop messin' around, I want a go.
JOEL (PSYCHOSIS): But I wanna change back!
HAGURUMON: You had your chance.
(Cut to Joel in his lab. He is busy...reading the newspaper. Joel (Psychosis) appears in the doorway. DURING THIS SCENE, JOEL (PSYCHOSIS) SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS JOEL2.)
JOEL2: Joel, I need your he--
JOEL: Intruder! (assumes battle stance)
JOEL2: No, nothing like--
(Joel kicks Joel2 in the face. They start fighting.)
CLAN: Why, you... NOBODY TAKES MANDY AWAY FROM ME! ESPECIALLY A VILLAIN!!!
JELLO B: Fine, whatever. Just stop calling me a villain.
CLAN: Shut up! You stole Mandy!
{Clan gets out his pink pistol. He shoots, but misses}
JESSICA (HAGURUMON): MOKEY MOKEY!
CLAN: \\/\\/#@+ +#3 f*ck?
JELLO B: Jeez, Clan, I'm not a villain. I shouldn't even be in Psycho Bonus Stage!
CLAN: u r n0\\/\\/! (punches Jello)
(Cut to Joel's Lab. One of the Joels are badly beaten up, while the other one stands triumphant.)
JOEL: Haha! No evil clone can mess with Joel and get away with it!
JOEL2: (groggily) ...Wha? No...
JOEL: (grabs Joel2's back) Cummon, let's get you outta here.
(Cut to outside, where Joel (Psychosis) is sitting on the grass, almost unconscious. Rubyrulez and Mandy run up to him.)
MANDY: Ohmygod Joel are you alright?!
JOEL: ...huh...oh, yeah...I think...so...but...I'm not...Joel...
{Cut to Hagurumon, who is still insane}
JESSICA (HAGURUMON): Cheese Pepsi!
PHIL: Uh...whuh? Hold on, JESSICA? Oh damn.
JESSICA: Hewo Phiwyfanatic.
PHIL: What...the hell?
{Cut to Joel (outside) who is awake, but not very alive. Clan is next to him.}
CLAN: Joel, are you alright?
JOEL (PSYCHOSIS): I'm not Joel!
CLAN: Well, anyways, I stopped Jello Boy from having Mandy switch with June.
JOEL: That's not what the Masquerader does!
CLAN: Oh?
JOEL: It just makes the user look like someone. I was trying it out, and it was all just random buttons.
CLAN: (looks at Masquerader, which he acquired sometime ago) Doesn't look all random. It's just a series of letters.
(Joel snatches the Masquerader from Clan and presses a button that reads "normal". The screen flashes white, and a battered Psychosis is in Joel's place.)
CLAN: Psycho? What happened?
PSYCHOSIS: As I said before, I was trying it out. And aren't you meant to be talking 1337?
CLAN: The P.R took care of that.
PSYCHOSIS: P.R?
CLAN: Plot Reverter. Like Ruby's one.
PSYCHOSIS: ...Are you seeing a counselor too?
CLAN: Huh? No! Hey, can I try something?
(Clan grabs the Masquerader from Psychosis and types in a series of letters. The screen flashes again, and Psychosis becomes June.)
JUNE (PSYCHOSIS): Wha...hey! Make me normal! (starts attacking Clan)
{Clan uses the Plot Reverter to revert Psychosis back to normal}
CLAN: There. Shall we let the others take care of the rest?
PSYCHOSIS: Uh...sure, whatever. So much for the crazy antics. Actually, you know what? I reckon...
CLAN: What?
{Rubyrulez walks in}
RUBYRULEZ: What the fudge cookies?! I only have two lines of dialogue!
PSYCHOSIS: Where have you been?
RUBYRULEZ: I had to stop by my hometown and record an episode of my series. Try to watch it when you can, it's the episode where Me, Munchy and his girlfriend do improv.
{Clan points the invention at Ruby.}
CLAN: Say cheese!
{Clan activates the device, turning Ruby into Andrew.}
ANDREW (RUBY): Oh, hell no! Change me back!
(Clan finds a large robe and drapes it over Andrew)
CLAN: Oh crap, it's the Cloaked Figure!
ANDREW: Oh bloody hell! (turns to Psychosis) Help me get that thing off him!
( Psychosis dives at Clan, who ducks away. Andrew snatches the Plot Reverter AND the Masquerader from him.)
ANDREW: Hey! You stole my Plot Reverter! And the ...what is this?
JOEL: (offscreen) It's called the Masquerader.
(WHA?! Cut to Joel, by the door.)
JOEL: Oh crap, it's the Cloaked guy!
CLAN: Let's get him--
(Bright flash. Rubyrulez is back to his own self. He tosses the Masquerader back to Joel, and smashes the Plot Reverter)
CLAN: (shocked) ...You just destroyed the ultimate mayhem-fixing machine!
PSYCHOSIS: So? Sometimes we all like a little mayhem. And you can't always be the hero. So for this one...I'd say Ruby.
(Ruby starts dancing around and acting goofy. The TRR theme (as of Death by Boredom) plays.)
JOEL: Uh...where's that music coming from?
RUBYRULEZ: This is why buying multiple items from HSN comes in handy!
{Ruby pulls out another plot reverter.}
PSYCHOSIS: You do have a problem...
CLAN: ...I've had enough of this stuff. (grabs a phone from his pocket) Hey, Chaotix--
(Psychosis grabs the phone from Clan and smashes it with his foot)
PSYCHOSIS: Clan, I think we've had enough of your spam.
(Zoom out, to reveal a tin of Spam in front of Psychosis)
PSYCHOSIS: (cont'd) Now go away don't come back for a while.
(Clan leaves, angry)
MANDY: Crap. I was hoping you'd make him leave and never come back.
CLAN: Shut up!
{Clan grabs the Masquerader from Joel and fires it at Mandy, turning her into Phil.}
PHIL (MANDY): What the--where are my boobs? Why am I wearing colors? Why is my spine all--OH DEAR GOD!
{Clan uses the Plot Reverter again}
RUBYRULEZ: So it's settled! We all stop acting out of character.
MANDY: Indeed, now let's get back to the actual plot. Clan, you shut up.
CLAN: Whatever. First of all, I don't spam. Second of all, I own the Plot Reverter, not Ruby. Third of all, I can call up Team Chaotix so they can stop Jello B. from forging my name in all of this spam.
PSYCHOSIS: Oh. Nevermind then, Clan. Call up those guys.
{Clan walks off-screen so he can call up Team Chaotix}
PSYCHOSIS: He left his agenda behind.
{The agenda reads in the order it is listed: Play Sonic Heroes, kiss Shippinator Mandy for the 27th time, contribute to a fanseries, upgrade Jinzo, and use the Plot Reverter in order to stop spam from being forged}
HAGURUMON: What was the second and third ones??
{End credits}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The transcript says that Psychosis turns into a table. Tables are not usually alive and have no movable limbs, and therefore would not be able to turn into Joel.
- Due to the nature of this episode, it is decided that the format will be used for the transformed character:
- First dialogue as Character: BODY OF CHARACTER (MIND OF CHARACTER)
- All Other dialogue as Character: BODY OF CHARACTER
- This also applies to multiple transformations.
Inside References
- This is the (second?) time that June has appeared in PBS.
Real World References
- Clan is speaking in l33t during the episode.
- Team Chaotix is mentioned in this episode. Thus, they are guest-starred.
Fun Facts
