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Fan's Last Stand
From Psycho Bonus Stage
Psycho Bonus Stage 25
Phil makes an attempt to erase Psychosis, Ruby, Mandy, Hagurumon and Clan from Bonus Stage 2. However, the other characters disagree with Phil's actions and try to stop him, though it may only take a little TLC to change his mind.
Cast (In order of appearance): Rubyrulez, Hagurumon, Clan, Silhouette, Cloaked Figure, Phil, Mandy, Psychosis, Elly, Rya, Joel, Davenport, June, Yo Yo Mom
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Transcript
Act 1
{Start Saga of Ryzom Commercial, but with Rubyrulez and Hagurumon}
RUBYRULEZ: Saga of Ryzom is the best computer game I've ever played...and I've played State of Emergency.
{pause}
HAGURUMON: THE SIMS!
RUBYRULEZ: Sure, um, The Sims...
{The fist comes out to punch Hagurumon. Hagurumon grabs the fist and tugs on it, to reveal Clan on the other end.}
CLAN: Hey guys...
{Roll BS Theme 2 Final Remix.}
{Cut to the Silhouette and Cloak standing on a nearby cliff, overlooking Charismaville.}
SILHOUETTE: Our plan is working out perfectly. That foolish little Phil Argus makes the perfect pawn for our master plan!
CLOAK: Um, once again, I don't see how you're involved.
SILHOUETTE: Phil's hatred to the fanbase has come to the boiling point. So much so that he has them locked away in the abandoned jail.
CLOAK: That still doesn't answer my question, how are you involved?
SILHOUETTE: I hate Joel and Phil as much as you do. The one person I really can't stand, though, is Clan.
CLOAK: Uh, so?
{The Silhouette holds up a remote control with a single red button.}
SILHOUETTE: While Phil was asleep, I inserted a mind control device into his brain...surgically...
CLOAK: I...don't understand how you could have done that successfully...And, what about the device in Clan's head?
SILHOUETTE: Oh, I just put that there for laughs!
{pause}
SILHOUETTE: Anyway...now that Phil has the fanbase locked up, we can have him retrieve the gems and chaos emeralds from Clan. Then, after Phil deletes the fanbase, we find the final gems and our master plan will be near completion.
{Pause}
CLOAK: Well, why don't you just tell me the master plan?
SILHOUETTE: Because, that'll spoil it for the home viewers.
CLOAK: Oh, right...
{Cut to the abandoned jail. The entire fanbase is chained up to the wall, while Phil paces the floor in front of them.}
RUBYRULEZ: I can't believe how much similar this is to "Evil's New Groove."
PHIL: {angry} WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
MANDY: But Phil, why? Why are you doing this?
PHIL: I'm not going to reveal my motives to the likes of you...you fan people.
HAGURUMON: Fair enough...
RUBYRULEZ: Looks like the scary ordeal snapped Hagurumon out of his insanity...
CLAN: Well, what are you going to do with us?
PHIL: If you're worried that I'm going to kill you, then don't worry, because I'm not. I am, however, going to eject you all from the simulation.
PSYCHOSIS: But...Phil, why? You said it was alright for us to enter.
PHIL: {angry} Yeah, well, maybe I lied. It's bad enough that the show has to contain Joel and his crazy, off-the-wall antics, but having the fanbase join the show goes beyond unnecessary. When these episodes finally find their way onto the internet, other members of the Bonus Stage fanbase will want to join in as well.
RUBYRULEZ: But, can't you see the hilariousness that we brought to Bonus Stage 2?
PHIL: You guys aren't funny!
RUBYRULEZ: Aw, come on Phil! Don't be so mellow! You have to admit that we have added some extra freshness.
PHIL: The only thing you add, is a terrible odor!
CLAN: OH SNAP!
MANDY: {To Clan} I hate you...
{Suddenly, the Purple Gem falls out of Clan's pocket.}
PHIL: {curious} What the hell is that? Is that a World Gem?
CLAN: {angry} Don't touch that!
{Phil picks up the gem, only to be blasted backward by a wave of pure energy. The wave also strikes the fanbase, hurting them.}
RUBYRULEZ: Clan, what's up with those gems that you're collecting, and why are you collecting them?
CLAN: Those gems are not World Gems, as seen in Bonus Stage 1. They are Power Gems that contain a mystical force...
PSYCHOSIS: That's a pretty powerful force!
CLAN: Cloaked Figure is after these Power Gems, so I was collecting them so that he couldn't find them.
MANDY: What do they do?
CLAN: Well, depending on the purity of ones heart, the first person to touch a gem can permanently change the energy given off. Good guys change it to positive energy, and Bad guys change it to negative energy. If I collect all 7 gems, then the energy transformation in all of them become permanent, thus foiling Cloak's plans.
RUBYRULEZ: So you're saying, that the energy can change at the drop of a hat?
{Suddenly, Phil rises from the ground.}
PHIL: {angry} I TOLD YOU ALL TO SHUT UP!
RUBYRULEZ: Yes sir...
{Cut to Joel, lying unconsious on a burnt patch of grass. Elly, Rya, Davenport and June run up to him.}
ELLY: {Worried} Joel, say something!
RYA: Come on, Joel, you have to get up!
{Joel slowly opens his eyes, to see Elly, Rya, June and Davenport kneeling over him.}
JOEL: {dazed} Wha...what happened?
DAVENPORT: It was Phil. He dropped a bomb off, and ran off with the fanbase in the confusion!
JOEL: But, what would Phil want with the fanbase? We were just eating cheeseburgers!
{Joel holds up a half of a charred cheeseburger. It turns to dust in his hand.}
ELLY: Joel, Phil never liked the fanbase. He never wanted them in the simulation.
JUNE: So he took them to get deleted!
{Joel's expression changes to an angry one.}
ELLY: Joel?
JOEL: {angry} The fanbase has been nothing but beneficial to Bonus Stage 2. They did no harm to us or Phil. In fact, I was really starting to like them...
RYA: I think we all were!
DAVENPORT: Me especially. I found a friend in Rubyrulez, someone I can trust completely, y'know?
JUNE: And Mandy and I would spend hours on the phone just talking, girl stuff...
JOEL: And Clan, taught me about a litle side quest in Bonus Stage 2.
{Joel pulls the Red Gem out of his pants pocket. It glows a beautiful red aura.}
ELLY: What is this?
JOEL: It's a Power Gem. A little programming glitch that I passed over for some reason. The power contained within these gems can be changed to positive or negative, depending on who holds them. If all seven are changed to the same form of energy, a miracle will happen.
DAVENPORT: What are you saying?
{Joel turns to face Elly.}
JOEL: Elly, grab your Jeep! Let's save the fanbase!
{Cut back to Cloaked Figure and the Silhouette, making their way toward the abandoned jail.}
SILHOUETTE: The time for evil is nigh!
CLOAK: Where the hell do you come up with such words?
SILHOUETTE: Shut up!
CLOAK: Were you raised on "Bill Nye the Science Guy?"
SILHOUETTE: That's a different nigh entirely!
[Soon, they arrive at the abandoned jail. They see Phil, holding up a ray gun.}
MANDY: What the heck is that?
PHIL: Say hello to my deletion gun! One by one, it will remove you from the simulation, and place you back in your respective homes in the real world. You will also forget about all of your so called adventures while you were here!
CLAN: No, you can't do that, Joel needs me...
HAGURUMON: Oh, does he?
{Phil points the Deletion Gun at Clan.}
PHIL: Say goodnight!
{Phil shoots Clan, causing him to vanish. The gems fall to the ground.}
HAGURUMON: HOLY...
MANDY: Good, I'm glad! Phil, I like you a hundred times better for this, even if you are going to delete me and send me back home...
{Phil now points the gun at Hagurumon.}
PHIL: You're next!
{Cut back to the outside. Cloak holds up the remote, his finger on the button.}
SILHOUETTE: Now!
[Cloak pushes the button, causing Phil to drop the deletion gun and begin to go beserk.}
PHIL: {audhsfdu} adashdf jmqeowrvotkpobeky srgfvwerbhwJAUDBYDND USAHDuyGybw1`@!
MANDY: {scared} NO, PHIL!
HAGURUMON: What's wrong with him?
CLOAK: We are!
{Cut to Cloak and Silhouette, who are standing in the doorway of the abandoned jail. To be continued appears on the bottom of the screen.}
{End Act 1}
Act 2
{Cut back to the Saga of Ryzom commercial. This time, it's just Ruby.}
RUBYRULEZ: Saga of Ryzom is the best... {He looks around and notices he's alone.} ...aw, screw it!
{He walks off the screen. Cut to Elly, June, Rya, Joel and Davenport in Elly's Jeep. Joel pulls out Ruby's scanner.}
JOEL: Luckily, the Xover House was left open!
ELLY: So, Joel, where are they?
JOEL: According to this, they're in an abandoned jailhouse, and it looks like Cloaked Dude is with them.
{June looks over to Rya, who looks concerned.}
JUNE: Rya, I don't think I've ever seen this side of you before.
RYA: {upset} Oh June, I'm worried about Phil. I...I think I'm in love with him.
JUNE: In lov...oh, right, Ruby is writing this!
RYA: I'm worried about him. I hope he's alright. I have to let him know, somehow, that it wasn't Joel that forced us to be together. It's me, I truly want to be together with him.
{June pats Rya on the back.}
JUNE: I'm sure that Phil is OK!
JOEL: Come on! We gotta save that fanbase!
ELLY: I'm putting the pedal to the metal!
{Elly presses down on the pedal, causing the car to travel at super speed. Cut back to the jailhouse. Phil is still going beserk, while Cloak and Silhouette stand near the doorway.}
PHIL: {fhudfhu} ASJDHUHJIDUHSUHD!ihjufys wuiygdyfv byfgef, ndfueqfcn vn, j h ewvivbubvwbfa,gwhu@_@jmicnvnwdiepofeo.O!
HAGURUMON: {angry} You fiend! Phil never really wanted to delete us, you were just controlling him!
CLOAK: That's where you're wrong, Hag, yet again! Phil wanted to delete you guys of his own free will. We just temporarily gained control of Phil to do us one favor!
RUBYRULEZ: And, what is that?
HAGURUMON: {ashamed} I think I know...
MANDY: Why does it say ashamed in your emotion tag?
SILHOUETTE: Why don't you tell them, Hagurumon. Tell them how you were behind Mandy's kidnapping. How you were behind the Duffman scheme to lure Clan into our trap in that one episode. The one that Clan wrote!
HAGURUMON: Jello promised he wouldn't say anything about it!
CLOAK: What did you expect, he's not that bad a guy?! We just tricked him into a life of villainy!
MANDY: {upset} You monsters! He's my boyfriend!
RUBYRULEZ: {upset} Hagurumon, say it's not so!
HAGURUMON: Um...it's not so!
RUBYRULEZ: {happily} OK, I'm happy!
CLOAK: You insolent fools! Now, we took control of Phil's mind so that he can retrieve the Power Gems from...wait, where the heck is Clan?
MANDY: Gone, dimwit!
SILHOUETTE: Oh really?
MANDY: Yep!
CLOAK: Well, you leave us no choice. Phil, beat Ruby up!
RUBYRULEZ: What?! Why me?!
PHIL: sndabfujnujeu!
{Ruby's chains mysteriously disappear as he falls to the ground. Phil forms fists and moves toward Ruby. Ruby and Phil begin to exchange punches, until suddenly, Elly's Jeep plows through the wall.}
ELLY: Why did you have me go right through the wall?
JOEL: Hey, I must protect my new friends at all costs, except when M*A*S*H is on, because that is "Joel Time!"
{pause}
JUNE: Joel Time?
JOEL: I can have Joel time! Who said I couldn't, a dumb liar, that's who!
CLOAK: Well, well, Joel Dawson! We meet again, old friend.
JOEL: Huh? I don't even know you! What I would like to know is what the heck you're doing to my friends!
HAGURUMON: Friends?
SILHOUETTE: None of us are behind what is happening to your friends. This is all Phil's doing!
JOEL: Oh, I know that, but why are you here?
CLOAK: We believe that Ruby has taken something that Clan used to have, that we want. The Power Gems!
HAGURUMON: {angry} You have to stop this now! There is no way I'm letting you get your hands on those gems!
RUBYRULEZ: Hagurumon?
{Hagurumon breaks through his chains. Then, he pulls out his sword and frees the rest of the fanbase as well.}
MANDY: {excited} YAY! ^.^
PSYCHOSIS: We're saved...maybe...
CLOAK: Oh come on, Hagurumon, you know you want to be evil...Josh and Billy!
JOEL: That's it, Cloak and Shady Dude! It's just you and me, and this donut.
{Joel pulls out a donut.}
RYA: It took a death threat to make the episode silly.
JUNE: In my opinion, every episode is hor...{said in S&P voice from Accursed Meeting} THE SHIZ!
DAVENPORT: Man, he's good, you know, with the standards and practices!
JOEL: The gig is up, we do battle, now!
{Joel and Cloak begin to fight. Joel punckes Cloak a few times while being hit himself. Silhouette points at Phil.}
SILHOUETTE: Phil, take care of the fanbase...maybe...
PHIL: dusafhuyvhwunhuiwg!
{Phil begins to walk in the direction of the fanbase. Rya suddenly gets a crazy idea, and runs out to Phil. June reaches out to Rya.}
JUNE: Rya, NO!
{Rya runs up to Phil and hugs him.}
RYA: {worried} Phil, you gotta snap out of this!
PHIL: ndsajnjv?
RYA: Phil, Joel's 4-in-one didn't cause us to fall in love, I want a relationship with you!
PHIL: anfbcu?
RYA: {crying} I know I was mean to you in the past, and that you're probably upset because of that, but I am a new woman, a human woman, capable of human feelings, and I feel such a deep love for you.
{One of Rya's tears falls on Phil's shirt. Steam begins to rise from his ear. Suddenly, Phil comes too.}
PHIL: Rya, is it true?
RYA: Yeah...
DAVENPORT: Way to go Rya!
JUNE: Phil, you lucky son of a b...
{Suddenly, Joel cuts in. He is being pinned to the ground by Silhouette, who holds a knife to his neck.}
JOEL: A little help here!
{Rya turns to Phil.}
RYA: Go get 'em Phil!
PHIL: Yeah!
{Phil steps in front of Cloak and Silhouette.}
PHIL: {angry} Alright, Mystery Men! You now have to face off against me! And, I'm the one with the superpowers!
CLOAK: Bring it!
{Suddenly, Joel and Phil team up to fight Cloak and Silhouette. The fanbase watches in awe.}
RUBYRULEZ: What an awesome fight!
MANDY: Yeah! WHO WANTS POPCORN? {Mandy produces a bag of popcorn out of thin air}
HAGURUMON: Wow, this is cool. I sure am glad there aren't any whales around! Yup. Uh-huh.
PSYCHOSIS: Go Rya! And Phil! Additional Generic Friend Comment!
YO YO MOM: I HATE ANDREW!
RUBYRULEZ: How'd you get in here?
YO YO MOM: Back door!
HAGURUMON: Glad to see you're safe!
{Soon, Phil and Joel have Cloak and Silhouette backed into a corner.}
PHIL: I have you right where I want you!
JOEL: You modern day Steve Jerkels!
CLOAK: You have not seen the last of us!
{Cloak disappears in a puff of smoke. The Silhouette just stands there.}
SILHOUETTE: Why don't I have those powers?
{Joel and Phil begin punching the Silhouette until he explodes.}
PHIL: Well, a jorb well done!
PSYCHOSIS: I'll say!
MANDY: Excellent Phil!
{Rya runs up and hugs Phil.}
RYA: I love you, Phil Argus!
PHIL: I'm glad that this relationship isn't forced!
JOEL: {talking quickly} AndsoamIsoletsgohome!
{Cut to the Xover House. Phil shakes hands with the fanbase members.}
PHIL: I gotta admit, having you here has made for zany adventures!
PSYCHOSIS: And, the adventures get zanier!
PHIL: Well, hopefully you can forgive me for...you know...the thing!
PSYCHOSIS: All is forgiven! It's good to have Hagurumon sane again, well...for the time being.
{Phil begins to head outside.}
PSYCHOSIS: Where are you headed?
{Phil blushes.}
PHIL: Oh, just to meet a very special friend...
{Phil leaves. Cut to June, Yo Yo Mom and Rubyrulez near a Command Center.}
JUNE: Drat, Cloak got away with the Clear Gem!
YO YO MOM: That's bad!
RUBYRULEZ: Yeah!
YO YO MOM: Looks like there's trouble in the command center!
JUNE: Stop it!
{Cut to Mandy, shaking Hagurumons hand.}
MANDY: You know what they say, just forgive and forget!
HAGURUMON: Yeah!
MANDY: Though, I kinda wish you were still insane. You were an absolute riot!
HAGURUMON: AND YOU WERE AN AABSOLUT VODKA!
MANDY: Yes!
HAGURUMON: Psyche, just playing!
{Cut to Joel, watching TV. June walks in.}
JUNE: Jo...
JOEL: {angry} M*A*S*H IS ON!
{June backs away. Cut to Rya and Phil, sitting on a hilltop.}
RYA: This is so romantic!
PHIL: I guess...
RYA: What's wrong?
{pause}
PHIL: {angry} Joel! IN MY HOUSE!
{Cut to Joel and Phil in Phil's House.}
JOEL: That was one incredible adventure, though I still don't get one thing...
PHIL: What's that?
JOEL: Dykes...
{Roll extended credits}
Fun Facts
See Also
Silhouette Identity Speculation Watch
Trivia
- Clan believes that this is the Season 2 Anti-Episode, even though it offers plot development. The reason being is that Clan isn't gone for good, as he has his own version of Episodes 26-47, and Clan reunites with the rest of the Fanbase in PBS2.
Remarks
Inside References
- Hagurumon being ashamed refers to 2 Weird and Disturbing, where he gives the manual on how to use Joel's new device to Jello B, and 2 Illegit, where Hagurumon hires the Simpsons Duffman in a failed attempt to eliminate Clan.
- The ending is a reference to Joel's Substitute.
- The 'ad' at the beginning of both parts of this episode are a refernce to the [Saga of Rysom ads.
Real World References
- The Episode title is slightly arranged and taken from "Marshamallow's Last Stand."
- The Command Center is the exact same one from the Starcraft games.
- "Mystery Men" is a reference to the movie of the same name.
- "Jorb" is a reference to Coach Z's accent, the character being from homestarrunner.com.
