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Bonus Stage 2 Prologue
From Psycho Bonus Stage
Psycho Bonus Stage Episode 9
Welcome to the New Bonus Stage! Psychosis, for some reason, gets instant clearance into the program, while Ruby, Mandy and Nick are just outside the world, awaiting the opportunity into the program. Clan runs into the Cloaked Figure, and a quest of Emerald-type proportions. Clan begins with the Yellow Gem, which he obtains later on in the story. Psychosis finds a place for the Fanbase to live.
Characters (In Order of Appearance): Joel, Psychosis, Clan, Rubyrulez, Wierd Voice, Hagurumon, Mandy, Phil Argus, Cloaked Figure
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Transcript
{Roll new intro}
{Cut to Joel and Psychosis in a completely revamped Charismaville in BS2.}
JOEL: Well, it {sings} looks like we made it!
PSYCHOSIS: Please, don't sing!
JOEL: So, welcome to the cast, comrade!
PSYCHOSIS: Thanks, I'm off to find a house!
JOEL: Don't worry, I programmed you a house, you just gotta find it.
{Cut to Clan, outside BS2, alone}
CLAN: I'm gonna find the others.
(And...cut to the 'others' in a black space (NOT THAT CREEPY MUSICAL SPACE))
RUBYRULEZ: Soo....where are we?
WIERD VOICE: (deep) You are standing by for clearance into Bonus Stage.
HAGURUMON: Why?
WIERD VOICE: Because...um...I'm awesome!
MANDY: That obviously makes PERFECT sense!
(Cut to Psychosis, in an unknown part of Charismaville. No houses are seen except for a haunted type house.)
PSYCHOSIS: I hope that house isn't it.
(Joel appears instantaneously)
JOEL: Nope, it's this invisible one. (Grabs an imaginary object, a house fades into view, with the doorknob in Joel's hand)
PSYCHOSIS: Then I wouldn't have been able to find it.
JOEL: The whole point. No, wait this one ain't it (slams door shut, house fades out). You can have the house next to us.
PSYCHOSIS: What, the haunted one?
JOEL: Um, hello? New world here. You don't get it.
PSYCHOSIS: Sorry, I'm too used to the old Stage.
JOEL: The one with Mario?
PSYCHOSIS: You don't get me.
(Cut back to the black space.)
MANDY: I'm bored!
RUBYRULEZ: Go to sleep then. That's what I'm doing.
MANDY: No.
HAGURUMON: Dress up like Phil then.
MANDY: I don't have any extra clothes with me.
(Psychosis pops in)
PSYCHOSIS: Plz cut back to me.
(Cut to Psychosis in Charismaville, standing in front of what used to be Xover House. Psychosis is holding a piece of yellow paper.)
PSYCHOSIS: So this is it? And what's this invitation to...
(Closeup on the paper, it reads: "New Late Years Festival 2006". It has a drawing of Topato and a building with "SEGA" on the top.)
PSYCHOSIS: I would've expected a housewarming or something.
(The house ignites.)
PSYCHOSIS: HOLY...
(Cut to inside Phil's House. Phil is holding a dynamite trigger. Pause. Cut back)
PSYCHOSIS: I'll try next door.
(Psychosis moves off the left of the screen.)
PSYCHOSIS: (offscreen) No house.
JOEL: (faint, offscreen) Hold On!
(A structure of a house appears, being completed before Psychosis' eyes.)
PSYCHOSIS: SWEET!
{Meanwhile, on the other side of town. Cut to Cloaked Figure, standing on a cliff.}
CLOAK: So, this is BS2. Looks lame!
CLAN: Oh no you don't.
{Clan comes at Cloak from behind.}
CLAN: Well... that was easy. Now, to get that cloak off.
{The cloak is soulbound}
CLAN: Dangit.
{Clan runs into a route that has a skull 'n' crossbones}
(Meanwhile, Hagurumon is running his own show in the black space: "Hag World")
(pause)
HAGURUMON: SUPER PWN!
(Cut to Psychosis inside a house similar to Xover House. Long pause. Cut to Clan running through a dark forest leading towards Charismaville.)
CLAN: (puff, puff)
(Clan trips over a shiny object. He gets up and looks behind him to see that he had found a Chaos Emerald)
CLAN: Sweet! Wait, it must be fake. (short pause)
(Clan frantically stuffs the emerald into his pocket.)
(Meanwhile, in the black space...)
MANDY: I think I'm gonna do what I do every night.
RUBYRULEZ: What?
MANDY: Lie awake and wonder about the mysteries of Bonus Stage.
RUBYRULEZ: ...And you do this every night?
MANDY: Yep. Like, how did Rya get turned into a human in the first place? Who is the Cloaked Figure? What exactly happened after Phil destroyed the universe? Did Rya's corpse, like, explode? Why am I thinking about this when I could be doing something productive?
HAGURUMON: KUMQUAT.
MANDY: ...Yeah.
CLAN: What the? What happened?
RUBYRULEZ: He finally caught up to us.
MANDY: Oh no, I thought I'd left you back in High Score or wherever!
CLAN: No. Somehow I managed to get into Bonus Stage.
RUBYRULEZ: Oh?
CLAN: And then Cloaky came back and killed me and here I am.
MANDY: Stupid Bonus Stage law!
WIERD VOICE: Attention please. I have decided the order at which you will be inserted into Bonus Stage. The person named "Rubyrulez", you will be first.
RUBYRULEZ: Yes! Sweet!
WIERD VOICE: "Shippinator Mandy" will be next.
MANDY: Alright!
WIERD VOICE: Followed by "Hagurumon".
HAGURUMON: Klaungawujs!
WIERD VOICE: And last and least, Clan.
CLAN: What? Hey! I don't #### or anything!
WIERD VOICE: That is all.
CLAN: I've got my Plot Reverter and a Chaos Emerald that's real. If you don't believe me, ask Tails.
{Clan reverts the plot back to him finding the Chaos Emerald}
CLAN: I wonder how useful this Chaos Emerald is...
{Clan pauses for a moment and sees a second skull-n-crossbones}
CLAN: Yay! A second skull-n-crossbones!
{The Chaos Emerald floats away from Clan}
CLAN: Dang. There must be a difference between Chaos Emeralds and Gems.
WIERD VOICE: You still aren't meant to have clearance into Bonus Stage.
(Clan starts fading away)
CLAN: Why?
WIERD VOICE: Don't worry, you will get your turn, but not now.
(Clan disappears, cut to the black space)
RUBYRULEZ: Just follow the plot, will you?
CLAN: Why are we staying here?
MANDY: Because, for some reason, it is not our time.
WIERD VOICE: That is correct.
(Cut to Joel and Phil in their house)
JOEL: I don't get it. Why do they have to share the adventure?
PHIL: I don't know. I think I'm starting to regret bringing them along.
(Cut to Psychosis in Xover House.)
PSYCHOSIS: I feel like ending the episode prematurely, coz this is boring.
(Cut to the black space.)
WIERD VOICE: Psychosis has started a vote to end the episode. If you agree, please say so here.
RUBYRULEZ: Did we cover all our bases per the description? If we have, then let's end this sucker.
(Cut to Clan in the forest place. He is holding a Yellow Gem)
CLAN: Hey look, a--
(roll closing credits)
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the episode where Clan gets the first Chaos Emerald and the Yellow Gem.
- This is the first time we see Clan use Ruby's Plot Reverter.
- This Episode's Original title was "Cloaked Figure's Identity", with an episode plot of:
Clan finds Cloaked Figure's Identity to be Andrew. Mandy tries to counter what seems like the truth and annoy the crap out of Clan. Psychosis and Hagurumon act as juries, and Judge Ruby helps put the evidence in the pudding to find out whether or not Andrew is Cloaked Figure or not.
- However, because Psychosis considered the plot too corny, reformatted it.
Inside References
- WIERD VOICE: Because...um...I'm awesome!
- MANDY: That obviously makes PERFECT sense!
- A reference to Life in the Blast Lanes, in a conversation between Joel and the Marsian Warriors Chapter 11.
- MANDY: That obviously makes PERFECT sense!