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Episode 1
From Psycho Bonus Stage
Psycho Bonus Stage Episode 1
- The Fanbase is properly introduced.
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Transcript
(Cut to The Fanbase, in the Production Building)
PSYCHOSIS: Hello, fellow people. It's about time we've begun Psycho Bonus Stage on Flash. I'm Psychosis.
(Mandy appears)
MANDY: My name is Shippinator Mandy.
(Clan appears and hugs Shippinator Mandy and Psychosis)
CLAN: I'm Clan rHrN.
(Rubyrulez appears)
RUBYRULEZ: I'm the Real Rubyrulez.
(Hagurumon appears)
HAGURUMON: Nick Bate, at your service.
EVERYONE: And welcome to Psycho Bonus Stage. Enjoy your stay!
(Opening credits)
(Cut to Clan, who is reading random Ansem Reports while the other four quarrel about what to do for Episode 2)
HAGURUMON: I demand that you put Jessica Argus in the next episode!
RUBYRULEZ: She was gone in Depart's All Yours!
MANDY: I call that Paul is to be guest-starred in this!
RUBYRULEZ: That would make Clan infuriated!
MANDY: O RLY?
RUBYRULEZ: YA RLY!
PSYCHOSIS: I want more lines of dialogue!
(Clan trembles over the loudness of everyone, thus dropping his notebook of Ansem Reports on Hagurumon's head)
HAGURUMON: WTF, Clan?
CLAN: I'm sorry... it was an accident.
MANDY: "Accident this!"
(Mandy cuts Clan in half with her scythe, thus turning Clan into the Stealth Sneak Heartless)
PSYCHOSIS: Mandy, you idiot! You've turned Clan into a Heartless!
MANDY: Clan deserved it. After all, he did assume that I was a pimp.
RUBYRULEZ: That's completely irrelevant! What a retarded excuse to bash Clan!
MANDY: Hey, my weakness is being brutally honest.
(Clan turns back into a human and sneezes 4 times)
CLAN: I'm allergic to bullcrap!
PSYCHOSIS: Well, Clan. Looks like your allergies saved you.
CLAN: Thanks...
HAGURUMON: Let me have some dialogue!
(Hagurumon tackles Rubyrulez and Psychosis head-on)
PSYCHOSIS: Stop! Please!
HAGURUMON: Never!
(Cloaked Figure magically appears and stabs Hagurumon with his dagger, turning Hagurumon into the Guard Armor Heartless)
MANDY: Hey, Cloak! We all know that you're Cassidy!
CLAN: Actually, he's Andrew and Cassidy tag-teaming.
MANDY: Whatever. All we know is that Cloak's identity is known by me.
(Cloak stabs Shippinator Mandy, turning her into a the Grim Reaper Heartless, which infuriates Clan)
CLAN: You wanna rumble, Cloak? I can give you a new @$$!
(Clan charges at Cloak with his ebony axe, but Cloak gives Clan a proper uppercut, and Clan's nose bleeds. Cloak flees)
CLAN: You won't get away with this, Andrew and Cassidy!
PSYCHOSIS: Leave them be.
(Clan hugs Shippinator Mandy in order to turn her back to normal)
MANDY: Who just hugged me?
(Psychosis points at Clan. After a 2 second pause, Mandy kicks Clan squarely in the nuts)
MANDY: Sorry, Clan, looks like my foot got stuck.
(Clan sneezes 5 times)
RUBYRULEZ: Mandy, he saved your life!
MANDY: Hey, I apologized.
(Hagurumon cries and turns back into a human)
HAGURUMON: I want a hug!
(Everyone hugs Hagurumon)
(Cut to Phil, Joel, and Rya)
PHIL: So, where are we now that Bonus Stage ceases to exist?
RYA: Hey, look! A production building!
(Rya points at the Psycho Bonus Stage Production Building, and Ace and Teff drive a car that runs Joel over)
TEFF: Hey, Ace. Let's grab that robot girl.
ACE: You idiot! She's flammable!
TEFF: Dammit!
(Teff's car amd Rya both explode, throwing Phil inside Psychosis' main office. Ace and Teff both turn into Soldier Heartless, but after 2 seconds they turn back into humans)
ACE: What just happened?
TEFF: I don't know.
(Cut back to the main office)
PHIL: (Points at Rubyrulez) What are you doing, you retard?
(Rubyrulez gets mad and transforms into the Behemoth Heartless, which shreds Phil in half)
CLAN: (in a British accent) Expert fighting, I say, wot wot?
(Rubyrulez smiles and changes back into a human)
RUBY: Thanks, Clan.
CLAN: According to these Ansem Reports, since we transformed into Heartless, we have Nobody counterparts.
MANDY: We're Nobodies???
(Clan sadly nods)
PSYCHOSIS: Let's try to make some good out of it. The respawn point of any given person that dies in this simulation is around 3.14 seconds.
(End credits)
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the introductory episode.
- The entire episode was made by Clan.
Real World References
- The Ansem Reports are from the Kingdom Hearts series, as are the Heartless and Nobodies.
- The Real Rubyrulez is a show made by Rubyrulez.
- Clan talking in a British accent in that one line was done on purpose to satire BBC, which does British comedy, as was the entire episode.
- "I'm allergic to bullcrap!"
- This was a reference to IRobot, in which a similar line was said.
- Pi is a number going on forever that is estimated around 3.14.
