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Episode 3
From Psycho Bonus Stage
Psycho BS Episode 3
Back in High Score, Charismaville is under attack by both versions of KOKOR and Evil (as well as the Bonus Stage's Stomach King). Now safe from being deleted, Phil (in Rya's body) must now cope with being a woman, while Rya (as Phil) must learn about Superphil's abilities in order to save the day.
Characters (in order of appearance): Joel, Rya, Narrator, HS KOKOR, Dave, BS KOKOR, Elly, Jessica, Phil, BS Evil, HS Evil, BS Stomach King, Big Fat Guy
Places: Hold on
Running Time: Away from you in 18 seconds, just make sure you don't walk towards us.
Date: January ?, 2006
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Transcript
(Opening Credits)
(Cut to Joel and Rya in Joel's Lab. Joel is working on something while Rya is angry. This scene continues with silence for 4 seconds)
RYA: I already know what happened.
JOEL: Really? Cause I was never going to tell you anyway.
RYA: Your Bonus Stage self told me. As well as my BS self, and also Elly and Jessica.
JOEL: Should I care about this conversation?
RYA: I guess not...it was never really yourself to listen to my conversations anyway. (walks towards door, then doubles back) I have one more question: Why did this virus thing cause me and Rya to switch?
JOEL: Dunno. Luck of the Draw, I guess. Pretty hilarious result though, don't you think?
RYA: For you? Sure. For me? No freaking way. I'll have you know I will never make another joke about women again. EVER.
(pause)
RYA: Shouldn't we be onto the next scene by now?
ANNOUNCER: Oh, sorry. I was just grabbing a coffee.
RYA: You have the script. You should be on time.
ANNOUNCER: Hey, cut me some slack, okay? I'm new.
RYA: (under breath) Sure you are.
(cut to a scene of KOKOR's Ship landing behind Elly's house. Pan to HS KOKOR and his army mobilising on top of Elly's house)
HS KOKOR: Welcome...to Earth!
KOKOR's ARMY: YEAH!
HS KOKOR: Now, let's... (short pause) What are we doing?
DAVE: According to the Space Pope, we have to reach a quota of 400 conquered planets...so far we've reached...1/2.
HS KOKOR: Oh, that. There was this...West Wing marathon on that day.
DAVE: And the West Wing was more important than an assignment you've had months to complete?
HS KOKOR: (grabs Dave) YOU FOOL! Alan Sorkin reinvented the comedy drama!
DAVE: (pushes KOKOR away) Wait, haven't we done this scene before?
HS KOKOR: If we did, did anyone care when we did this scene last time?
DAVE: Um...no.
HS KOKOR: Thought so. Now listen. We are going to conquer this planet today! WE...WILL!
(BS KOKOR steps out of the ship.)
BS KOKOR: At least let me help. I have another problem for you. Actually, two problems.
DAVE: And...?
BS KOKOR: Joel and Phil.
HS KOKOR: Are these planets allied-
BS KOKOR: No, idiot. They're ordinary humans. But a potential nuisance. I can help you terminate them.
HS KOKOR: Sorry, but I work alone.
DAVE: What about your army?
(pause)
HS KOKOR: Oh yeah.
(Pan inside the house, where Elly and Jessica are watching TV on the couch.)
ELLY: Well, I'm glad that adventure's over.
JESSICA: Yeah. And I've absolutely forgotten about catholism. I probably should get going to the church.
ELLY: But we just started this scene!
JESSICA: I know.
(Cut to Phil and Joel in the living room)
PHIL: So, what's on the agenda for tonight?
JOEL: It's a little game I like to call...Panda Resistance 2!
(pause)
(Rya pops in from offscreen)
RYA: Why are we re-using lines from one of our cancelled episodes? Also, (expression becomes utter surprise) THAT GAME DOESN'T COME OUT FOR SIX MONTHS HERE!
JOEL: I modded the system to handle fine Japanese art. And if a group of ragtag koalas fighting an evil panda organisation from enslaving zookeepers ISN'T art, then I don't know what is!
RYA: (while Joel is talking) ...Stop it...stop it now, Joel...now...please...
PHIL: Um...don't you think it'll be hard to play in Japanese?
JOEL: Hey...relax. Everything's super ducked-
(Cut to a random street, where BS Evil is laughing evilly for no particular reason.)
BS EVIL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Finally! Those nerds are gone and I am free to conquer Charismaville! And...um...hold on, it's coming to me...ah never mind.
(HS Evil pops in from offscreen to intercept BS Evil.)
HS EVIL: Who are you? And why are you using my Evil costume- um, I mean...uh...cool, you're...Evil...too...
BS EVIL: Hey! I'm the only Evil around here! Well, actually, I come from Bonus Stage, but...um...
HS EVIL: Bonus Stage, eh? I LOVE that cartoon!
BS EVIL: EXCUSE ME? Your Bonus Stage self keeps getting beaten up by Joel and Phil. You still say it's a great webtoon?
HS EVIL: Yeah, well...umm...How 'bout we just team up to defeat those two?
BS EVIL: Yeah, sure. Do I just walk into you, or...
HS EVIL: Um, I think so...not completely sure, though.
(Cut to BS & HS KOKOR still standing on Elly's rooftop. BS Stomach King is now present. The army has gone, and Dave is still present, yet horribly bored.)
BS KOKOR: I still say I should help you kill them.
STOMACH KING: Shall I help him change his mind-uh, sir?
BS KOKOR: Hold on.
HS KOKOR: Oh, fine. Quit your yappin'. I'll let you team up with me. But your fat lummox can't come.
STOMACH KING: Excuse me?
HS KOKOR: That's right, Big Fat Guy, you're not needed.
STOMACH KING: Sorry, I'm not Big Fat Guy.
(Cut to a white screen, where Big Fat Guy is standing over the shadows of HS & BS KOKOR and the Stomach King.)
BIG FAT GUY: I'M BIG FAT GUY!
(Big Fat Guy belly slams HS KOKOR, BS KOKOR and the Stomach King)
(cut to a view of Charismaville from Phil's House. A dark shadow is enveloping the city. stay in this scene, then cut to the front door of Phil's House. Rya and Phil open it and look outside.)
RYA: Oh...kay...Joel, one of your retarded robots is taking over the city.
JOEL: (offscreen) I have lots of retarded robots. (Phil looks pissed) You're going to have to be specific.
RYA: The retarded one.
JOEL: Oh okay. (sticks his head out of the door) Hold on. That's not a retarded robot. That's just the Evils.
PHIL: The Evils?
RYA: Bonus Stage Evil and High Score Evil.
PHIL: Oh, is that all? You can easily beat them Phil.
RYA: Correction.
(pause. Phil's expression turns from one of confusion to one of realisation.)
PHIL: Oh right. I'm Phil.
RYA: Hey Joel. Do you still have the "apple juice"?
JOEL: Yeah.
RYA: Can you please go grab some for Rya?
JOEL: You're Rya.
RYA: You know who I mean.
PHIL: He means me.
JOEL: So, we're going to reenact "Superphil" too? (is mad)
RYA: Basically.
(Cut back to the scene of the two KOKORs.)
HS KOKOR: So, where are "Joel and Phil"?
BS KOKOR: Right next door.
(Pan and zoom out to see both Elly's and Phil's houses. Phil and Rya are still standing outside.)
RYA: Crap! The KOKORs are here too.
(Cut to closeup of Phil and Rya as they run inside.)
PHIL: This is getting pretty bad.
RYA: Yeah...I'd hate to say this, but in our current condition we have no chance against them.
PHIL: Yeah...hey, listen Phil...
RYA: Apology time? Don't worry. I guess it's getting about time in the show we resolved our differences.
(pause)
RYA: You know what? Joel should be here with that drink.
(As if on cue, Joel enters with a glass of...something...)
JOEL: Here we go-wahh!
(Joel deliberately trips on something and falls over, splashing Phil with whatever it was. Phil slips into unconsciousness. Pause.)
RYA: So now what?
JOEL: Now we wait for ten minutes.
(pause)
JOEL: Everyone knows that auto mechanics tamper with the battery, so you have to go back in a week. But you can't do jack because they're tied to the mafia.
(short pause)
RYA: What are you doing?
JOEL: Just remaking one of our earliest episodes.
RYA: Like that time we were on Hydrox?
JOEL: Yes. Exactly like that time we were on Hydrox. So follow my lead and I won't have to kill you.
RYA: Eh, whatever.
JOEL: (clears throat) I know this fascinates you, you fascinator.
RYA: Sorry. Not listening. Redoing "Car" is not on my todo list.
JOEL: I have a car! I bought it, and, and you can't drive it! It's expensive...and it, and it's European.
RYA: Don't you have any better things to do? Like, I dunno, devise a way to beat our enemies?
JOEL: It is now! Thanks to my mechanic, Brad, who I shall now call, "Brad the Bad...Guy".
RYA: Eh, screw you.
(Cut to HS & BS Evil at Phil's House)
BS EVIL: This looks nothing like Phil's house.
HS EVIL: (in mocking voice) Oh, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
BS EVIL: Okay okay I get it. What are we going to do?
HS EVIL: Well, I saw Rya and Phil earlier. I say, with one of our stupid inventions, we switch them!
BS EVIL: Joel and the others would never know there were spies in their ranks!
HS EVIL: No, I mean switch their brains. As in, Phil is Rya and Rya is Phil.
BS EVIL: Wow. That is a good idea. So, which machine do we use?
HS EVIL: (whispered) Idiot... (normal) The brain-switching one.
BS EVIL: And who-
HS EVIL: Rya and Phil.
BS EVIL: Okay. (pause, then puts his hand up to speak)
HS EVIL: (pissed) The brain-switching one.
(pan to behind the house, where BS KOKOR and the Stomach King are standing.)
BS KOKOR: So we kidnap Joel and Elly, give them the ransom, and the others will have no choice but to give us the money AND those World Gems I noticed in the window of Joel's Lab! Hahahahahahahaha-(you get the idea.)
STOMACH KING: Can I pilot the giant robot now?
BS KOKOR: Sure, go ahead.
STOMACH KING: Hold on, I just had a thought. Where's the other KOKOR?
(cut to HS KOKOR and his army at a McDonalds. HS KOKOR is sipping from a drink with a straw.)
HS KOKOR: Conquering is the life!
DAVE: (offscreen) Idiot.
(cut back.)
BS KOKOR: Oh, they're just "conquering" Earth.
(As the Stomach King speaks, the window behind them starts glowing, and snippets of battle (the Evils vs Rya and Phil) can be seen.)
STOMACH KING: Sooo...(pause) I don't get it. This place is very similar to Charismaville, and then there was the other KOKOR...I just can't help but feel that...(short pause)...that...we're in some kind of alternate universe.
BS KOKOR: You're actually right for once. I don't know where we are.
ANNOUNCER: Looks like it's time to...
(Scene transition to a gameshow type stage. BS KOKOR and the Stomach King are completely confused.)
ANNOUNCER & AUDIENCE: GUESS THAT PLACE!!!!
(Audience cheers wildly)
BS KOKOR: Oh...kay...
(Cut to Phil's Living Room. The audience is still cheering and HS & BS Evil seem to be savoring the moment of victory. A bag with Rya and Phil in it is jerking erratically.)
HS EVIL: I knew we could get them!
BS EVIL: Yeah...this feels great!
(Closeup on the bag. The Dues Ex Wonder Ball is pushed out of it. Zoom out to show the Evils and the bag again)
HS EVIL: Now you know how victory feels-AH!
(A foot comes out of the opening and kicks HS Evil in the nether regions. He falls over and lands on the Wonder Ball. Bright flash, then fade from white to a more detailed version of Evil's Fortress. Rya and Phil have been tied by the feet to the ceiling, back to back. Their hands have also been tied. Everyone is confused. Suddenly the Evils start...dancing?)
BS EVIL: Hah! That stupid plot device worked for us and not for you! Now we can brain-switch you and there's nothing you can do! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
(Rya and Phil are utterly confused, then change to a look of defeat.)
RYA: (sarcastic) Oh no, whatever shall we do, Phil?
PHIL: (also sarcastic) I do not know what I shall do, Rya.
(Both start pretending to cry)
HS EVIL: Quit your whinin'. The switch will begin in one, zero!!
RYA: That was seriously not fun-
(Bright Flash! Cut to Joel and Elly battling BS KOKOR and the Stomach King in true RPG Style. They continue fighting, until Joel finally beats them. Elly has been knocked out by the enemy.)
JOEL: That was pretty close.
(Rya and Phil enter. They are battered and beaten, and are both grasping each other for support.)
RYA: They were total ########. (looks at Phil)
PHIL: (looks at Rya and smiles) Yeah. (looks at Joel) Glad it's - WHAT THE?!
RYA: Woah! What happened, Joel?
JOEL: Oh, we had a little...situation.
(cut to a comic-strip type screen. Only the first panel, which depicts the two Evils angry and standing tall, is visible.)
JOEL: The two creations of darkness obviously wanted a fight. Why? I did not know.
(the second panel becomes visible. Elly is running away from the battle. Joel looks at her, confused, as one of the Evils throws a punch.)
JOEL: I had two things to worry about. Elly kept running away from us, away from the impending battle. Expected symptoms of non-standard-procedure unfreezing.
(The third panel is now visible. The two Evils, looking at the camera and waving, were piloting a stealth type aircraft straight at another spaceship, which sported a flag with Joel's face on it and the words "This is me!".)
JOEL: They had shot us down behind enemy lines. They-
(the panel changes to a roughly drawn scene of Phil, Rya and Joel. Joel had his back to the camera, facing the other two.)
PHIL: That's Pariah.
JOEL: Okay, fine...
(panel changes back to the story, except now it depicted Joel kicking at one of the Evils while he had fired a plasma rifle at him. The other Evil was shooting laser eyes at Joel.)
'JOEL: The battle was long and intense. It took all of my cunning, and some of my skills, but eventually, we defeated them.
(Cut to a properly drawn scene of Phil's Living Room. Phil and Rya were sitting close to each other on the sofa. Rya is tired, and rests her head on Phil's shoulder. Joel is standing in front of them.)
JOEL: And that's what happened.
PHIL: Our story was kind of the same. But basically it ends with me and Rya getting our own bodies back.
JOEL: Sweet.
(cut to the PPG ending sequence.)
ANNOUNCER: And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! (The Powerpuff Girls appear)
JOEL: You mean Joel, Phil and Rya.
ANNOUNCER: Oh, come on! I used to be the narrator for the PPG.
PHIL: Okay already, just end the episode.
(The PPG fade out and the words "The End" are shown. Fade out.)
(closing credits)
Fun Facts
Inside References
- There are several lines from different episodes.
- HS KOKOR: Welcome...to Earth!
- This line, and the rest of that scene, are from THEM!
- PHIL: So, what's on the agenda for tonight?
- JOEL: It's a little game I like to call...Panda Resistance 2!
- This is also from THEM!
- RYA: Oh...kay...Joel, one of your retarded robots is taking over the city.
- This and the next three lines of dialogue was modified and taken from Just Passion Through.
- JOEL: Everyone knows that auto mechanics tamper with the battery, so you have to go back in a week. But you can't do jack because they're tied to the mafia.
- This line was taken from Car.
- HS EVIL: ...the others will have no choice but to give us the money AND those World Gems I noticed in the window of Joel's Lab!
- The World Gems were items that Joel quested for in Get Baccurs.
- The Dues Ex Wonder Ball is an item from Munched!
- The "apple juice" is an item from Superphil.
- BIG FAT GUY: I'M BIG FAT GUY!
- Big Fat Guy is a gag character for the original Bonus Stage, used only thrice in the past.
- HS KOKOR: Welcome...to Earth!
Wiki References
- HS EVIL: Who are you? And why are you using my Evil costume- um, I mean...uh...cool, you're...Evil...too...
- Several BSWiki members are debating who is under the Evil costume in the original Bonus Stage.
Real-World References
- The Announcer and the ending sequence are from the Powerpuff Girls.
