Newbie pack
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*[[Ineluki]] gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting Portals, useful for escaping mad science laboratories. | *[[Ineluki]] gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting Portals, useful for escaping mad science laboratories. | ||
*[[Kalga]] gives out random pieces of trash or junk, with a extravagant suffix. Also gives Yarnballs of Distaction, and Tassels of Clairvoyance, which may or may not be clairvoyant. | *[[Kalga]] gives out random pieces of trash or junk, with a extravagant suffix. Also gives Yarnballs of Distaction, and Tassels of Clairvoyance, which may or may not be clairvoyant. | ||
| + | mandros gives out an unending cooler of canadian beer that will only open if you are over 18 | ||
*[[MDM]] gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting tractor beams, useful for acquiring objects out of reach, and jars of Atomic Fireballs. | *[[MDM]] gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting tractor beams, useful for acquiring objects out of reach, and jars of Atomic Fireballs. | ||
*[[mixedintrests]] gives out Shiny Blue Fairy Dolls. | *[[mixedintrests]] gives out Shiny Blue Fairy Dolls. | ||
Revision as of 16:02, 1 December 2008
A pack given to a brand new bunny (usually after their ribcage recovers from the crushing weight of a mass glomp). It contains the following items at a minimum, although the giver of said pack is free to add in their own unique additions:
- A basic TF gun
- A six pack of unlabelled soda
- A Squirrel Teddy
- A dead fish
- A cookie (generally wrapped in shiny plastic)
Unique Additions
As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items.
- A Fan gives Chibification Pistols and instructions on how to combine them with TF Guns.
- agmlego gives out a hand-forged pocketknife and a 30m coil of braided Kevlar marine rope. The knife is as sharp as you could possibly want it, and then a little more, while the rope is as strong as you need it plus a lot more.
- Ajac usually presents draft cards, but it is unlikely he will continue to do so after the Crossover Wars
- AlmostReadytoFly gives out copies of the pineapple cheesecakes he received, along with a catapult.
- Ankhareon gives out gravity levellers. Because down should always be relative.
- Bain gives out Claymores of Scottish-ness, to tie into the fact the character Bain has a slight scottish accent. When Bain remembers it.
- broken_hero gives out a suit of scavenged and cobbled together armor from the detritus following the Crossover Wars.
- Campsoup1988 gives out large round nerd glasses that look square when look at the wearer's profile with Tedd features
- catldr24 gives out beanie babies, which he also gives for birthdays.
- ChronosCat gives a catnip mouse and a ball of yarn. If only one Newbie is being greeted, the items will share a color chosen on a whim.
- Drow Bunny usually hands out drow-made item sets along with the standard newbie pack.
- Ineluki gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting Portals, useful for escaping mad science laboratories.
- Kalga gives out random pieces of trash or junk, with a extravagant suffix. Also gives Yarnballs of Distaction, and Tassels of Clairvoyance, which may or may not be clairvoyant.
mandros gives out an unending cooler of canadian beer that will only open if you are over 18
- MDM gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting tractor beams, useful for acquiring objects out of reach, and jars of Atomic Fireballs.
- mixedintrests gives out Shiny Blue Fairy Dolls.
- Piebunny gives out Small Blue Big Red Buttons, which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far.
- PixelHead777 gives out mood rings. High-quality mood rings that are 100% accurate, not those cheap things.
- SethSara hands out a Locke of Sara's Hair, though they haven't been in the newbie thread for a long time now.
- Back when he handed out Newbie Packs, TeddVerres always included a TF Gun Kamikazi Add On.
- Squato gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with.
- The Kool hands out an Infinite Bag of Dice, complete with extensive warning labels.
- vampiress_kat gives out a random plushie from her collection of EGS cast plushies.
- Zerras Will offer the choice of, a copy of Cat Chicks Magazine or a Cup of Living Coffee Goo
(I'm done for now. add your own special things in, as I can't really think of all that many- Ciennas) (Added me, and couldn't remember any more-- cat) (Added myself — A Fan) (Added myself too - v_k) (Added me - Anky) (Campsoup1988 was here) (Slid myself in-Ajac) (Added mahself- Kalga) (Added Myself- Bain) (Added Myself- Seth/Sara) (Added Myself- broken_hero) (Added Myself because I can- PixelHead777) (Ditto to PixelHead777 -- agmlego) (Added myself, Ineluki and mixedintrests; put the list in alphabetical order by user-name. -- ChronosCat) (Can't forget the bag - Kool)
