Newbie pack

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*A basic [[TF gun]]
*A basic [[TF gun]]
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*A six pack of unlabelled soda
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*A six pack of [[unlabelled soda]]
*A [[Squirrel Teddy]]
*A [[Squirrel Teddy]]
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*A dead fish
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*A [[dead fish]]
*A cookie (generally wrapped in shiny plastic)
*A cookie (generally wrapped in shiny plastic)
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==Origin==
 
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The traditions brought from the old TWC forum included giving newbies a dead fish. The reasons behind this have been lost in the mist of time, but there have been a number of theories. In the years since the [[The origin of Mayhem|Keenspot Migration]], items were added over time to the newbie pack, and today at least 5 items are given to any newbie who introduces themself in the [[newbie intro thread]].
 
== Unique Additions ==
== Unique Additions ==
As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items.
As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items.
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*[[A Fan]] gives Chibification Pistols and instructions on how to combine them with TF Guns.
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*[[agmlego]] gives out a hand-forged pocketknife and a 30m coil of braided Kevlar marine rope. The knife is as sharp as you could possibly want it, and then a little more, while the rope is as strong as you need it plus a lot more.
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*[[Ajac]] usually presents draft cards, but it is unlikely he will continue to do so after the [[Crossover Wars]]
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*[[AlmostReadytoFly]] gives out copies of the pineapple cheesecakes he received, along with a catapult.
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*[[Bain]] gives out Claymores of Scottish-ness, to tie into the fact the character Bain has a slight scottish accent. When Bain remembers it.
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*[[broken_hero]] gives out a suit of scavenged and cobbled together armor from the detritus following the Crossover Wars.
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*[[Campsoup1988]] gives out large round nerd glasses that look square when look at the wearer's profile with Tedd features
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*[[catldr24]] gives out beanie babies, which he also gives for birthdays.
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*[[ChronosCat]] gives a catnip mouse and a ball of yarn. If only one Newbie is being greeted, the items will share a color chosen on a whim.
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*[[Drow Bunny]] usually hands out drow-made item sets along with the standard newbie pack.
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*[[Ineluki]] gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting Portals, useful for escaping mad science laboratories.
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*[[Kalga]] gives out random pieces of trash or junk, with a extravagant suffix. Also gives Yarnballs of Distaction, and Tassels of Clairvoyance, which may or may not be clairvoyant.
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* Mandros gives out an unending cooler of canadian beer that will only open if you are over 18
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*[[MDM]] gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting tractor beams, useful for acquiring objects out of reach, and jars of Atomic Fireballs.
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*[[mixedintrests]] gives out Shiny Blue Fairy Dolls.
*[[Piebunny]] gives out [[Small Blue Big Red Buttons]], which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far.
*[[Piebunny]] gives out [[Small Blue Big Red Buttons]], which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far.
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*[[PixelHead777]] gives out mood rings. High-quality mood rings that are 100% accurate, not those cheap things.
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*[[User:SethSara]] hands out a [[Locke of Sara's Hair]], though they haven't been in the newbie thread for a long time now.
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*Back when he handed out Newbie Packs, [[TeddVerres]] always included a [[TF Gun Kamikazi Add On]].
*[[Squato]] gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with.
*[[Squato]] gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with.
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*[[AlmostReadytoFly]] gives out copies of the pineapple cheesecakes he received, along with a catapult.
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*[[The Kool]] hands out an [[Infinite Bag of Dice]], complete with extensive warning labels.
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*Back when he handed out Newbie Packs, [[TeddVerres]] always included a [[TF Gun Kamikazi Add On]].
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*[[vampiress_kat]] gives out a random plushie from her collection of EGS cast plushies.
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*[[Drow Bunny]] usually hands out drow-made item sets along with the standard newbie pack.
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*[[Zerras]] Will offer the choice of, a copy of [[Cat Chicks Magazine]] or a [[Cup of Living Coffee Goo]]
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*[[catldr24]] gives out benie babies, which he also gives for birthdays.
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(I'm done for now. add your own special things in, as I can't really think of all that many- Ciennas)
(I'm done for now. add your own special things in, as I can't really think of all that many- Ciennas)
(Added me, and couldn't remember any more-- cat)
(Added me, and couldn't remember any more-- cat)
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(Added myself — A Fan)
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(Added myself too - v_k)
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(Added me - Anky)
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(Campsoup1988 was here)
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(Slid myself in-Ajac)
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(Added mahself- Kalga)
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(Added Myself- Bain)
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(Added Myself- Seth/Sara)
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(Added Myself- broken_hero)
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(Added Myself because I can- PixelHead777)
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(Ditto to PixelHead777 -- agmlego)
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(Added myself, Ineluki and mixedintrests; put the list in alphabetical order by user-name. -- ChronosCat)
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(Can't forget the bag - Kool)(Added Myself- Mandros)
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[[Category: Objects]]

Current revision as of 06:07, 16 December 2012

A pack given to a brand new bunny (usually after their ribcage recovers from the crushing weight of a mass glomp). It contains the following items at a minimum, although the giver of said pack is free to add in their own unique additions:

Unique Additions

As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items.

  • A Fan gives Chibification Pistols and instructions on how to combine them with TF Guns.
  • agmlego gives out a hand-forged pocketknife and a 30m coil of braided Kevlar marine rope. The knife is as sharp as you could possibly want it, and then a little more, while the rope is as strong as you need it plus a lot more.
  • Ajac usually presents draft cards, but it is unlikely he will continue to do so after the Crossover Wars
  • AlmostReadytoFly gives out copies of the pineapple cheesecakes he received, along with a catapult.
  • Bain gives out Claymores of Scottish-ness, to tie into the fact the character Bain has a slight scottish accent. When Bain remembers it.
  • broken_hero gives out a suit of scavenged and cobbled together armor from the detritus following the Crossover Wars.
  • Campsoup1988 gives out large round nerd glasses that look square when look at the wearer's profile with Tedd features
  • catldr24 gives out beanie babies, which he also gives for birthdays.
  • ChronosCat gives a catnip mouse and a ball of yarn. If only one Newbie is being greeted, the items will share a color chosen on a whim.
  • Drow Bunny usually hands out drow-made item sets along with the standard newbie pack.
  • Ineluki gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting Portals, useful for escaping mad science laboratories.
  • Kalga gives out random pieces of trash or junk, with a extravagant suffix. Also gives Yarnballs of Distaction, and Tassels of Clairvoyance, which may or may not be clairvoyant.
  • Mandros gives out an unending cooler of canadian beer that will only open if you are over 18
  • MDM gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting tractor beams, useful for acquiring objects out of reach, and jars of Atomic Fireballs.
  • mixedintrests gives out Shiny Blue Fairy Dolls.
  • Piebunny gives out Small Blue Big Red Buttons, which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far.
  • PixelHead777 gives out mood rings. High-quality mood rings that are 100% accurate, not those cheap things.
  • User:SethSara hands out a Locke of Sara's Hair, though they haven't been in the newbie thread for a long time now.
  • Back when he handed out Newbie Packs, TeddVerres always included a TF Gun Kamikazi Add On.
  • Squato gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with.
  • The Kool hands out an Infinite Bag of Dice, complete with extensive warning labels.
  • vampiress_kat gives out a random plushie from her collection of EGS cast plushies.
  • Zerras Will offer the choice of, a copy of Cat Chicks Magazine or a Cup of Living Coffee Goo

(I'm done for now. add your own special things in, as I can't really think of all that many- Ciennas) (Added me, and couldn't remember any more-- cat) (Added myself — A Fan) (Added myself too - v_k) (Added me - Anky) (Campsoup1988 was here) (Slid myself in-Ajac) (Added mahself- Kalga) (Added Myself- Bain) (Added Myself- Seth/Sara) (Added Myself- broken_hero) (Added Myself because I can- PixelHead777) (Ditto to PixelHead777 -- agmlego) (Added myself, Ineluki and mixedintrests; put the list in alphabetical order by user-name. -- ChronosCat) (Can't forget the bag - Kool)(Added Myself- Mandros)

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