Phairy Tails of Doom
From Yb Timeline
"Look what I found! *puts down a large book that says "Mystical Fairy Tails"* Weird, huh? I looked inside but it's the same old Fairy Tales that have been around for 354 years."
-Top, Phairy Tails of Doom
Phairy Tails of Doom is the last G&W The Yoshi Bodyguards RP Topmonhit had, which is unfortunate because it was just a spur-of-the-moment RP. Previously, Danny had tried to do a Metroid/Pokemon RP, but it wasn't going well due to complaints and Danny was annoyed at Topyro's randomness and he ended up not doing the story. Wanting a random RP, Topmonhit came up with an RP off the top of his head; strangely enough, it would later have a connection to the first story of Topmonhit Story.
Characters (in order of appearance: Top Mon Hit, Oshy Gisho, Sneezier, Pyroshi, Yoshi, Coshi, Terry, Fireflower, Kreafty, Tungsten, Boodo, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Jade, Chibi, Mr. Game and Watch, The Big Bad Dedede, Joe, Wario, Hansel, Gretal, Kammy Koopa, Bronzelocks, Father Cluba, Mother Clubba, Child Clubba, Pinocchio, Ham Pink, Happy, Stupid, Angy, Nutty, Pokey, Sicky, Fatty
Locations: Star World, Yoshi Bodyguards HQ, Green House, Storybook World, Field, Denmark, Cloudland, Pasta House, Forest, The Clubbas' House, Workshop, Some Castle
Time Period: June 2006
Contents |
Story
The story began with Top finding some fairy tale book. Then a robot was attacking the Green House, so the YB went to stop it. It was Terry, so no one really cared too much until Top crashed his ship and the fairy tale book came out and a weird Kirby named Kreafty appeared, saying the book was his. Then the book opened a portal of doom and sucked everyone in except the Yoshi clones and mechs except Terry's mech did go in due to plotholes.
They all found themselves in a story based off the Three Little Pigs, only the pigs were Kirbys. Top slept, Chibi made a house of marshmallow, and Sneezier built a mini-fortress. The Big Bad Dedede appeared but Sneezier beat him up and they went to the next story.
In the next story, they helped Joe the Spiny sell his pig to some guy for some corn. The corn became a cornstalk and they went up it to find a Giant Wario. After some rhyming, they got him to eat some Green Eggs and Turkey. The Green Eggs was a grenade egg, and the castle blew up. To the next story they went.
They saw two fat Yoshi kids going into a house made of pasta. And Kammy Koopa was there. The kids escaped and Kammy tried to make Chibi a witch, but because she already was one, it didn't work and Kammy was arrested for eating kids without a license. Top then ate the portal and they had to go inside Top.
They next found themselves in a forest. After getting rid of Bronzelocks, they found the Clubbas to be british. Kreafty then showed up, introduced himself, and showed them a device he had that could change Clubbas into Frogs. ...that was all it could do, though. He sucked. They left.
Next, they found Pinocchio. ...Top burned the workshop down and they left.
Finally, they got to Ham Pink. Terry kidnapped her and told them to find the next portal but don't enter it. They did, Terry tried to leave, but Kreafty appeared, distracting him, and they saved Yoshi and Ham Pink. They escaped the book, blasted Terry away, and the story ended. Hooray.
Fairy Tales
- The Three Little Pigs (The Three Little Kirbys)
- Jack and the Beanstalk (Joe and the Cornstalk)
- Hansel and Gretal
- Goldilocks and the Three Bears (Bronzelocks and the Three Clubbas)
- Pinocchio
- Snow White (Ham Pink)
Trivia
- This story marks the very first appearance of The Cloud.
- This is the only official YB story after the RP became more organized and moved to G&W that had Terry in it.
- This is the only official YB story Topmonhit made after the RP became more organized and moved to G&W that was off the top of his head.
Connections to Other Stories
- Kreafty would return at the beginning of The Plot of Evil Dreams, but had very little point and was in a bad part anyway.
| Preceded by: The Yoshi Bodyguards in Lemon Lime Time… | Timeline Phairy Tails of Doom | Followed by: Pokéworld Peril |
