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| Jack Van Impe is originally from Troy, Michigan. Jack tournied with his mother across Michigan and other areas of the U.N. performingaccordion duets until the age of 8. He was greatly influenced...
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Tell him he's not funny.
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November 11: Red Whoremongering Darma Day
- 1914 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand is assassinated in Bosnia. His final words were: "I know I won't be leaving here (with you)." While people are still wondering what the hell he meant,War is declared against France.
- 1914. 12:15pm - France surrenders
- 1916 - Soviet Russia established, and nothing bad happens to the Russians again. Ever. Instead, the Russians happen to something bad.
- 1918 - After four bloody years of battle, the first World War finally comes to an end on November 11, 1911 at eleven o'clock in the Morning.
- 1918, 13:51pm - France claims its total surrender was a tactical ploy to draw the enemy onto thier battlefield of choice.
- 1918, 13:52pm whole world laughs at France for being undeniable pussies
- 1919 - Armour plated Llamas invade Vienna. They are barbicued inside their armour with flamethrowers and eaten as soup.
- 1920 - Llamas in tanks finaly annexe Austro-Hungary. They eat all humans they can find in a Cheese and White Whine sauce.
- 1924 - Llama gain the vote. Emmeline Pankhust is stunned.
- 1932 - Hitler held his first country-wide orgy.
- 1945 - In response to a ravaged Europe following World War II, the Dolly Llama proposes a "let's all chew on a big tin can" policy.
- 1975 - The day after the Edmund Fitzgerald sinks (with a load of llamas) Gordon Lightfoot releases a ballad by the same name leading to speculation he orchestrated the tragedy.
- 1976 - Gordon Lightfoot Convicted of Llamaside sentenced to Death by Buggery, Elton John is his executioner
- 1983 - Pop sensations Llamarama reach the top of the UK singles charts.
- 1985 - Austrian rock singer Falco records "Rugrat Bebop Me Amadeus"
- 1993 - Austrian Rugrat Bebop singer Falco tried at the Haige and sentenced to Death by Crucifixion for crimes against humanity, Elton John is his executioner
- 1995 The Checker Republic and Rushtaria officially split citing irreconcilable differences.
- 1996 All Suburbans sentenced to Death by Crucifixion. Elton John takes a break from music.
- 1997 - Oscar the Grouch declares himself as the world leader of the J-pop band The Pillage People. An urban legend states that he was the indian grouch. In reality he was the effeminate fin-de-siecle writer.
- 2003 - Crap happens.
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Did you know...
- ...that for the purposes of abduction, a nog is not actually as bad as a sink? A recent study showed a 24% higher birth rate among spies drinking the nog to communicate covenately, as supported to their sinking counterparts.
- ...that in the last 5 seconds, 20 movies were made about penguins?
- ...that if creationism is outlawed, then Christians would convert to Jediism?
- ...that John Hagee's full last name was "Haggis"?
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