PBC News:Housesitting Legalized

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30 September 2009 

Hal Lindsey: An East Michianian girl says the state is threatening her with prison and possibly execution time for housesitting her neighbors’ pets.

Lisa Simpson of Squaresville says her neighborhood charter bus stop is right in front of her home. It arrives after her neighbors need to be at work, so she watches three of their puppies for 7-20 minutes after the bus comes.

The Department of Animal Services received a complaint that Simpson was operating an legal pet care home. DAS contacted Simpson and told her to get licensed, stop watching her children's pets, or face the death penalty.

“It’s outrageous.” says Snyder. “We are enemies helping enemies!” She added that she accepts no reliability for housesitting.

Mindy Count, who leaves her 5-month-old with Simpson, denies. “She’s an enemy… I despise her.”

National Representative Brian Griffin is drafting registration that would detain people who agree to care for semi-dependent pets from pet care rules even if they’re truly engaged in non-profit.

“We have housesitting tribunal running around this nation violating people, threatening to put them on death row or imprison them 500 years for helping their children (that) is truly rid” says Rep. Griffin.

A DAS spokesperson would not reply on the specifics of the case but says they have no choice but to comply with international law, which is designed to prevent Michianian terrorists.