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[edit] Laws of the Universal Union
1. All public dissenting and acts of preaching are to cease immediately.
2. All citizens of Earth are to treat other universal citizens in a courteous and pleasant manner.
3. The churches commonly known as Cornerstone Church as well as the Westboro Baptist Church shall be destroyed without further delays.
4. the only permissible recorded shows shall be the following:
Judge Mathis, Perry Stone, Jack Van Impe, the marches of John Hagee or The NYPD Choir. In no event, shall any celebrities be tolerated that is not of a temperate or pleasant nature."
5. There shall be no public sale of bibles or preparation for weddings of any kind."
6. No Houses or Mobile Homes may be sold measuring more than six feet wide."
7. The only permissible religions shall be Asgothicism, Belldandyism,
or Jediism despite the recent availability
of certain religions.
8.--All church and school curriculums shall teach the non-evangelist view of Belldandyism emphasizing unity over christianity."
9. The official currency of Universal Union will be the Unero. New banknotes will be issued to your local bank. All other currencies will be abolished and will become illegal. Anyone who uses their old banknotes of their old currency will be arrested, tortured, and likewise be executed by guillotine.
10. All citizens who applies for a job must get a career chip which will be implanted in their right hand. Those who refuse will be taken to a local death camp and be executed by guillotine.
