Newbie pack

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	== Unique Additions ==		== Unique Additions ==

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A pack given to a brand new bunny (usually after their ribcage recovers from the crushing weight of a mass glomp). It contains the following items at a minimum, although the giver of said pack is free to add in their own unique additions:

• A basic TF gun
• A six pack of unlabelled soda
• A Squirrel Teddy
• A dead fish
• A cookie (generally wrapped in shiny plastic)

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Unique Additions

As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items.

• Piebunny gives out Small Blue Big Red Buttons, which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far.
• Squato gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with.
• AlmostReadytoFly gives out copies of the pineapple cheesecakes he received, along with a catapult.
• Back when he handed out Newbie Packs, TeddVerres always included a TF Gun Kamikazi Add On.
• Drow Bunny usually hands out drow-made item sets along with the standard newbie pack.
• catldr24 gives out beanie babies, which he also gives for birthdays.
• A Fan gives Chibification Pistols and instructions on how to combine them with TF Guns.
• Zerras Will offer the chocie of, a copy of Cat Chicks Magazine or a Cup of Living Coffee Goo
• vampiress_kat gives out a random plushie from her collection of EGS cast plushies.
• Ankhareon gives out gravity levellers. Because down should always be relative.
• Campsoup1988 gives out large round nerd glasses that look square when look at the wearer's profile with Tedd features
• Ajac usually presents draft cards, but it is unlikely he will continue to do so after the Crossover Wars

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