Heyounicus Rexicer Flizban Decapodi Dodododododododo Banana-Beak Purpleopeater III
From Yb Timeline
"Hey there, hi there, how do you do? My name? Why, it’s Hey You!"
-Hey You Theme Song
| Heyounicus Rexicer Flizban Decapodi Dodododododododo Banana-Beak Purpleopeater III | |
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| Facts | |
| Species | Dodo |
| Age | 14 |
| Gender | Male |
| From | Where? |
| Height | .698 m |
| Weight | 25 kg |
| First Appearance | TBRPE |
| Latest Appearance | The Dark Cloud |
| Appearances | |
Hey You is a great Doduo without the u. I mean without the second head. I mean without the Pokemon. He's Topmonhit's most enigmatic, crazy, insane, nutso, loopy, kooky, oddtastic, silly, wacky, off-the-wall character. He was made to be a Sonic character due to Topmonhit not having enough random ones, but now he is a nonspecific series character, and he eventually became Topmonhit's favorite character. He's the last of the dodos, making him the dodo king, although his father was a roadrunner, which is really just an excuse to give him superspeed.
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Top Story Bio
Hey You, as he’s called, is essentially the definition of insanity, kookiness, oddtastic, crazy, insanity again, nutty, and so on. He can do almost anything, as he’s generally not bound by the laws of physics. His father was a roadrunner, giving him extreme speed. He can play the accordion, sing, dance, and push buttons, too! People generally don’t seem to like him (I don’t know why), but he hangs around them anyway. Not like it’s actually possible to hurt him; he’ll just keep coming back! He also has the longest theme song ever. And he can use his feet as hands. Am I forgetting anything? Okay.
History
Hey You did some stuff, then showed up to help save the Master Princess. Er, Master Emerald. From a robot. Of a Kirby. Then he annoyed an old magic guy and then everyone ran away. Then he showed up with Tabbir "Whirl" and Evelyn to help them and stuff. In the end, he somehow managed to squeazel his way into the TARDIS to go with The Doctor on a kooky adventure about cookies or something! He then mailed himself to Whirl and was in The Prince and the Spider.
Hey You was magically or scientifically sent to Popworld, where he saved Sera from being turned to mincemeat. Or at least fried chicken. He continued to help them in the battle against Blork, but remained on Popworld when Team TOT and the others left. Later, after elections on Popworld began when the SWDF stepped in due to lack of a ruler, Hey You was somehow the host of the big debate between Nomin E. and Meson. Hey You was also the one to count the votes, but as both sides had more votes than the entire planet's population, he asked The Cheat which was the better cheater and went with that one.
About a month later he appeared in a time portal with the future Sera, although it is unknown if this was a future Hey You or not as he was apparently now an air marshal in the SWDF. He flew around on the [[Nightwind IV] there. He later traveled with Tron in a suitcase to Gisho Island where he helped the other characters out. He then appeared in Machu Pichu, where he owned a fruit stand and stuff. Then he sang a couple songs in Mobius Chaos Episode III.
He followed with a group of characters in The Crystals of Madness to do stuff and say hi to a crystal eye, then fought against a morph at Lethal Lava Land with Danny and Count Blargg helping.
Made-Up History
Nintendo Anecdote 3: Not Really a Trilogy
Hey You was Topmonhit's main character in Nintendo Anecdote 3. At first, he appeared to be nothing more than a randomly occuring character, but by the end, it was revealed Topmonhit was secretly using him as a game piece all along to win the game by waiting until the last second, then rushing in and taking everything. Because of this, Sub dislikes him. Even though it's really Topmonhit's fault.
The Dojo
Hey You danced... and danced... and danced in The Dojo. Or something.
Hey You!
Hey You ate reality once and made his own stuff happen. A Pichu in a dress was threatening the world so Hey You had to band together with a team of green beans so safe his future past from becoming ugly. He got lost in time until he met a fellow by the name of The Doctorsonnnn. Then he fell asleep and drooled on everything, causing it all to be lost until I cared more.
Personal Information
Personality
As said before, Hey You is enigmatic, crazy, insane, nutso, loopy, kooky, oddtastic, silly, off-the-wall, and anything else you can think of. He has a squeaky voice, likes to sing and dance, and is either oblivious to anyone's dislike of him or seriousness... or he just doesn't care. He also claims to be the King of the Dodos due to being the last one. He generally just pops up in whatever story to do things.
Appearance
Hey You is somewhat short with green head feathers, three feathers that stick up the top of his head, and a somewhat long, banana-shaped beak. His eyes make him appear crazy or "out there" like he's unaware of what's going on (think Iago from Aladdin when he's doing his "brainless parrot" ruse). He has blue body feathers and three feathers for his tail. His legs are red, and he wears gloves on his feet.
Abilities
Hey You has superspeed (like that of the Roadrunner), a hard beak which he can use like a woodpecker, and the ability to pretend Physics doesn't exist by doing such things as appearing in more places at once, having his limbs fall off of him, and more.
Final Smash: Song and Dance
Hey You starts to sing and dance. Does nothing of any useful value whatsoever.
Theme Song
“♫Hey there, hi there, how do you do?
My name? Why, it’s Hey You!
At least that’s the shortenered version anyway,
My full name is Heyounicus Rexicer Flizban Decapodi Dodododododododo Banana-Beak Purpleopeater III! Wa-hey!
I’m the King of Dodos, being the only one that’s left!
My father was a roadrunner! MEEP MEEP! I’m deft!♫”
“♫Now, if you stay with me, you may go insane,
I may destroy your thought train!
I may be sanity’s bane,
And I’m nothing like a crane!
But if you’ve got a clogged drain,
Or a broken piece of chain,
Then you may join me in this refrain,
You know what they say: No pain, no gain!
Have you ever heard of Charlemagne?
He had a sister named Lorraine!
And a next-door-neighbor named Shane.
You may think I’ve half a brain,
But in reality I have a field of grain!
I always live life in the fast lane,
Though I’ve no clue what I’ve got to attain.
I once shattered a window pane!
I KNEW A GUY, HE LIVED IN MAINE!
LIVED ON A STREET THAT WAS CALLED MAIN!
My ramblings may all sound inane,
BUT I THINK THAT IS QUITE PLAIN!
You know, if I was slain,
It would probably start to rain.
Hey! Want a candy cane?
I stole it from some Dane!
HEY, GUESS WHAT? I’M FEIGNED!
STOP THIS CRAZY THING, JANE!
I still have my kingly reign,
The only place that recognizes it is Spain.
And if you’ve got a nasty sprain,
Or perhaps a spaghetti stain,
Just remember: I’m no one’s swain.
I FORGET THE CURRENT VEIN!
Now I’ll be British, again.
Wait, what? There’s something atwain!
I’m really, truly arcane!
So watch as I go on a campaign!
Hey, want some chow mein?
Too bad, you get no champagne.
I can’t complain, I can’t contain,
I can’t detain or disdain,
I can’t keep in this domain,
That crazy girl named Elaine!
And I simply can’t explain,
The insanity I maintain.
And then I’ll obtain,
Something hopefully not mundane.
It will simply not pertain,
The thing that I will regain.
And then I may remain,
In the terrain of Ukraine.
I think my point is starting to wane.
Oh, yes. I’M DERANGED!
Do-de-do-de-do-de-do, do-do, do-de-do-de-do-de-do, do-do, do-de-do-de-do-de-do, do-do, do-de-do-de-do-do! Meep meep!
DO, DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO! DO, DO-DO, DO-DO-DO♫ kdone”
Interactions with Other Characters
Subsourian
- Main Article: Subsourian the Dark
For some reason, Sub doesn't like Hey You very much. I can't imagine why. Hey You is just fine with him.
Tron
- Main Article: Tron
Hey You once traveled with Tron in a suitcase as a part of the "Great Character Brigade".
The Doctor
The Fourth Doctor
For some reason, Hey You likes The Doctor a lot, to the point where he snuck onto the TARDIS and went with him to his next destination. Or, he thought it was an outhouse.
Most Everyone Else
Hey You doesn't really have a line between good and evil. He just follows whomever at the time and stuff.
Trivia
- Hey You is similar to Tiny Toon Adventures character Gogo Dodo, who is just as wacky and crazy as Hey You. Whether Topmonhit intended for the similarity or not is unknown.
- Hey You's name has a reference to Dot Warner's extremely long name, the habit of teachers saying that their name is not "Hey you", the Decapodian race from Futurama, and the song "The Purple People Eater".
- For Halloween 2008, Hey You went as the Screaming Thing.
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