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Leader for a Day
From Psycho Bonus Stage
Psycho Bonus Stage Episode ?
Jinzo and Mandy fight for leadership status, while Psychosis leaves on an unexplained venture. Clan gets the 2nd Chaos Emerald with the help of a very unexpected person...
{Opening credits}
PSYCHOSIS: Alright, guys. I have to leave on an unexplained venture.
MANDY: (steps up to Psychosis) Ooh, can I be leader?
PSYCHOSIS: Sure.
JINZO: Heck, I've kept the Yellow and Purple Gems safe for Clan. Also this Chaos Emerald. Clan is getting the second one as we speak. So I reckon I should be leader.
PSYCHOSIS: What? Argh, fine, you can have a little contest for it.
MANDY: Oh, noes. I hate these Clan-type episodes.
PSYCHOSIS: Well...yeah, cya. (moves out of shot slowly)
JINZO: You're too young to lead such a big group, missie.
MANDY: Oh, you think you can talk the talk, ripoff of a Bonus Stage guest character which was in turn referenced to another character!
{Cut to Clan (In a Special Stage tube)}
CLAN: Alright, let's find that other Chaos Emerald. Wait, who told me to get those things again?
{Clan warps back to the Fanbase, with the 2nd Chaos Emerald}
CLAN: That was fun. Is YoYoMom at church?
JINZO: Yes. He left a note.
Dear Clan, I think the 3rd Chaos Emerald is in the church. I will look there, and if I don't find it I will tell you. Sincerely, YoYoMom
{Cut to Jinzo and Mandy, both 'grrr'-ing at each other, looking at a screen depicting Psychosis' face.}
PSYCHOSIS: Alright. Ready?
JINZO: Affirmative.
MANDY: Sure. Why not?
PSYCHOSIS: You know what happens if you cheat?
JINZO: Affirmative.
MANDY: Sure. Why not?
PSYCHOSIS: Okay then...Jinzo, repeat the cheating rule.
JINZO: Affirmative.
MANDY: Sure. Why not? (angry at Jinzo still)
JINZO: Should anyone attempt to fix the match so as to force one person to win, he or she is automatically disqualified from the match.
PSYCHOSIS: Wrong. Mandy will win if that happens, because I trust her and, because you're a robot.
JINZO: (looks at Mandy) You're not a robot?
MANDY: Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT, in fact, a robot.
JINZO: Wow.
PSYCHOSIS: (simultaneously, really fast) AnywaysOneTwoThreeGo!
{Jinzo and Mandy fight. The result is a draw after 2 long minutes of watching the two do random fight moves. Jinzo is above Mandy, as he uses some sort of transformation technique to turn into Phil}
PHIL(JINZO): I hope you're prepared for this move: Elegant Spinning Destiny!
{The subtitle below Phil(Jinzo) reads, "Elegant Spinning Destiny"}
NARRATOR: What is the purpose of Jinzo's new technique. Find out on the next episode...
{Cut to a screen saying, "Jinzo's Technique is Entirely Useless and Mandy Gains Leadership and YoYoMom Comes Back Empty-Handed(Again)}
JINZO: Dad gum.
MANDY: Well, I won.
JINZO: Congratulations.
{They both shake hands}
{YoYoMom busts through the wall with Yata-Garasu and Dingodile}
YoYo: Execute the Yata-Lock!
Yata-Garasu: Caw!
PSYCHOSIS: (leaning in onscreen) Wow, this episode just choked on retard again.
(Phil pops up, angry)
PHIL: What the hell? You didn't give me screen time in this one!
(Rya pops up)
RYA: Phil, are they choking on retard again?
(Phil becomes annoyed at Rya)
PHIL: I hate it when people re-use lines.
EVERYONE: WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT AND--
(freezeframe)
PSYCHOSIS (VOICEOVER): Nononono, we're not doing that, that's a stupid ending. Let's try...
(Rewind to Phil's first line, continue to "I hate it when people re-use lines.")
MANDY: I do too. It's annoying.
PSYCHOSIS: Yeah, let's not do that.
CLAN: This is agreeable.
PSYCHOSIS: Dude. Why do you talk like you're a robot?
(pause)
RUBYRULEZ: This...is getting boring.
MANDY: You weren't in this one, Ruby.
RUBYRULEZ: I know. It's just...sometimes I don't really like the crazy wacky antics.
PSYCHOSIS: Yeah you do.
CLAN: This episode needs to be Yata-Locked.
PSYCHOSIS: No.
CLAN: Why? Everybody's putting stuff in that's irrelevant to the plot.
PSYCHOSIS: What do you think the plot is, then?
CLAN: That Clan is invited to a romantic dinner at Mandy's place.
MANDY: DUDE. That isn't the plot at all.
CLAN: Well-- (Head explodes}
PSYCHOSIS: Oho, haven't seen that in a while. {head explodes}
{End credits}
Trivia
- This is where Clan gets the 2nd Chaos Emerald.
Inside References
- This episode makes fun of Episode 82 of Bonus Stage 1.