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<option>Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."</option> <option>A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."</option> <option>Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."</option> <option>I've been going to a lot of weddings lately, which wouldn't be so bad except for all of the older, grandmotherly types poking me in the ribs, cackling, "You're next!"
They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.</option> <option>Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their public act of indecency, they bolted away. The cop pursued after them and managed to catch one of them. He told him, "when I catch your boyfriend I'm going to shove this nightstick right up his ass" Just then a voice calls out from behind a tree - "Officer, I'm over here."</option> <option>A guy's sitting in a bar when an older guy comes in, walks by him, and says, "I fuck your Mom." A few minutes later, the old guy comes up to him and says, "Your Mom sucks my cock." The bartender can't believe it doesn't get a rise out of the young guy. A few minutes later the old guy comes up and says, "I fuck your Mom in her asshole." The younger guy then turns to the older guy and says, "Look, Pop, you're drunk. Go home."</option> <option>A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached...I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth, the nurse says to the girl, "You have a healthy bouncing baby, but the baby is black." The girl says, "I was down on my luck, so I took a job in a porno movie where the lead man was black." The nurse says, "The baby also has blonde hair." The girl says, "There was a Swedish guy in the movie, too." The nurse says, "The baby also has slanted eyes." The girl says, "There was a Chinaman in the movie, too." Then the nurse hands the baby to the girl. The girl spanks it, and it cries out. The girl says, "That's a relief. I was afraid the little bastard was gonna bark."</option> <option>Just as John and his wife started to make love, their six-year old son burst into the room. "What are you doing, Dad?" he asked. "You know how you've always wanted a brother?" the father asked. "I'm putting a brother inside of your mom and he'll join our family in about nine months." The boy thanked his parents and closed the door. The next evening the dad found the boy in front of the house, crying. "What's the matter, son?" "Dad, you know how you were putting a brother inside Mom for me?" the kid said. "Well, Mr. Johnson from next door ate him this morning."</option> <option>For months the loving newlywed had asked his bride to give him oral sex, but to no avail. His sweet entreaties never worked, for the blushing bride was simply too innocent and inexperienced to even *think* of such a thing, let alone attempt it. But a year of gentle persistence finally paid off, and one night his darling nervously but lovingly performed the act. When it was over, she looked deeply into his eyes and asked, "How was I, sweetheart?" He looked back at her and said, "How the hell should I know? - I'm not a cocksucker!" </option> <option>Happiness is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
</option> <option>A little jockey goes into a bar and sees a beautiful blonde at the far end. He takes the stool next to her and after eyeing her up and down says, "Hey baby, what do you say to a little fuck?" She looks over at him and says, "Hello, you little fuck!"</option>

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FOTD:

Scarf
Scarf2

SCARF Scarf3 Wide or ghay?

Welcome too the MAIN CHANNEL

The Noid.
from one atheist to another...

C0LA

RC

This user loves Pi.



BS:bs This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS.
Öh Jesus Shitballs...
wikiPOP has been diagnosed with
MEGA CANCER.

It's contagious! GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOO!


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   v  d  e
Chicken Soup for the Eyes
Baby food | Boogers | Candy | Cantaloupes | Cheese sandwiches | Condoleezza Rice | Cornbread | Häagen-Dazs | Hammus | French bikinis | Fried Chicken | Fudge |Goa Tse | Hairy tacos | Krispy Kreme | Mushrooms | Mangos | MILK | Paint stripper | Penis | Pudding | Orange sherbet | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Turd burgers | Spam | Tablets | Taco Bell
POP This user is a certified Popular Culture expert, born the same year as [[{{{?}}}]], in {{{#}}}.


OMGICFNI!!?!??
INFINITY

This user is a pyromaniac.



Mr._T
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All-American Role Models
Aunt Jemima | Bob Saget | Cap'n Crunch | Carrot Top | Cheese Jesus | Chris Benoit | Chuck Norris | Count Chocula | Courtney Love | Eric Cartman | Flavor Flav | Hanson | Hillary Clinton | Jack Bauer | Joe Camel | John Travolta's Hair | Knight Rider | Mr. T | Napoleon Dynamite | Paris Hilton | Pillsbury Doughboy | Rainbow Brite | Ronald McDonald | Sean Connery | Sloth | Steve Urkel | Stewie Griffin | Timmy Turner | Trix Rabbit | Uncle Ben | Vanilla Ice | Willy Wonka | Wonder Woman | Yogi Bear | Your Mom
The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"
The Noid.
X-RAY, duh...


It's Peanut Butter Jelly TIme

Where'd I drop my banana?


from one atheist to another part deux...

I WISH I WAS SHOPPING AT WAL-MART RIGHT NOW

MOSTLT SNL

NW SK00L AEROBICS 4 HOT MOM$ 2 B

AUNT JEMIMA IS GOD

MAPLE SYRUP IS RELIGION

MJ$ COMEBACK ©ZD

SEX

F YOUTUBE$ GOATSE| I WANT JULIAN MCMAHON

JUST SAY "WHOAH"

LIFELONG STUDENT: PERMANENT HEARTACHE SOLVED

KEANU REEVES IS HOT AGAIN!

THAT'S HOT

BUT THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE HOTTEST!!!

wikiPOP is here! (Or POPwiki, if you're dislexic ;) Feel free to write articles here that other wikis won't let you. Fashion, Anatomy, Neologisms, Oh my! 'THEY' THINK THAT WE ARE THE BLACKLISTED!?! Well, EFF THAT HOMIES!!! I AM SO GAY AND I LOVE IT!!! You see, good gentlemen and fine, fine ladies... according to Vogue, GQ magazines, CNN and Larry King Live, Pink is the new Black, and according to certain laws of Judaism, 'Pink means Pussy,' so why don't you just go ahead and laugh with that one all the way to the tomato bank. Do not pass go, and do not even think of collecting $200 dollars from the High Sierras.

Happy New Years!?!


Happy New Years!?!

Join The Cause

You are not worthy to edit this wiki unless you are assigned a LP.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

If you don't know what a LP is, I guess you should definitely go back to Wikipedia, SORRY! An LP is a long-playing recording album.

ORLY? I KN0W ANOTHER LP, SO SIGN ME UP!!!

If you want a REAL LP to be a member of the wikiPOP Super Ninja Pirate team, all you gotta do is prove you gots what it takes to the all-wise and all-knowing Annoying Admin.

Yep RLY, you just ask the Annoying Admin

Legalise It!. pLS?

I promise, It's that easy... Soon, with your coveted LP in hand you may write and upload whatever you want, in the hopes that I, or any other admins deem your work funny enough to be 'BLACKLISTED' with a black backround.

Bad articles are the white trash that belongs on Uncylopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and even Wikipedia itself :P. Nobody on wikiPOP likes white articles. NOBODY. And please note that other color page themes are in the works, so don't even ask..

If you are profoundly prolific or quite the cunning linguist I might just make you an admin and show you how to 'BLACKLIST' your own articles. This really saves me some time. You'd also get 4 sockpuppets to play with as an admin on my wiki...One for each finger on your typing hand. I don't want to know what the other hand is doing so don't even bother to tell me. Doesn't that sound like fun??? All I ask is that you think of them as your real and actual fingers - you misbehave, I cut it off!!!

AAAAnd. if any of you out there still think of me as some sort of wiki troll performing random acts of sock puppetry, then quit sniffing my fingers... because you REALLY don't know where they've been.

Black Like Yo Momma

His name was ROY G. PIMP
SERIOUSLY: ANYONE SEEN WALDO... ON WHEELS???

ROY G. PIMP

Seriously, WTF???



  1. Red is technically okay, once the imagez and shit are added
  2. Orange mixes with GOLD© for $$$
  3. Yellow shakes her money makers


  1. Green only brings bak QTRS N CHNG$ WTFY0?
  2. dot is mediochrehly, OKAY???


  1. Purple
  2. Indigo
  3. Midnight
  4. Peru



leftt

Banned of the the Hour

Premier Todd Lyons


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BAND OF THE MONTH

Nirvana



'MOVIE OF THE WEEK

The Longest Yard

QUOTE OF THE WEEK FROM THE MOVIE OF LAST WEEK

"..The gun is in my hand.."" -Edward Norton
GAME PORTAL


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GO AHEAD:


YOU CAN SAY IT...



This BITCH is BABABABBABABABBABBABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDUH!



<AAA>, Who you callin a bitch?
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