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Tablets, or Viagra cookies are manufactured by Nestlé and sold under their Willy Wonka Candy Company brand.

There is some debate in lay circles as to whether a tablet is an aphrodisiac. This compound, however, does quickly appear to make most men 'pecker up' if ya know what I mean. Hard yet chewable, they come packaged in tubes or boxes for females and have a variety of "fruit" flavors such as:

• Big Man Banana
• Hot Red Cinnamon
• Loving Orangina
• Green Love Machine
• Packing Purple Punch
• Sweet Mango Passion
• Lemon Twilight
• Blueberry Baboon
• French Vanilla Tickler
• Classic French

According to the 1881 Household Cyclopedia, Tablet pudding can be made in the following way.

Take

• ¼ pack of tablets, boil and mash them well;
• then add ½ pound flour,
• ½ pound meat,
• ½ pound nuts,
• ½ pound suet chopped fine,
• ½ cup of salt,
• 2 tablespoonful of cinnamon,
• 1 teaspoonful of allspice.

Boil four hours, and serve hot with sauce flavored with Madeira wine.

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