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WHERE ON THE WEB IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?


UNDER CONSTRUCTION

More like, Community poophole

Teh Map, ACCORDING TO PINK PANTHER.


"Your dad is so broke, he had to sell oranges by the freeway!"
~ Zana Dark
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WHERE'S WALDO???


In case you were wondering...
Why I am here?
The answer is:
None of your business, my dear!

But, dance for me, midgets!
Sing for me, swans!
By the top-o-the-mornin'
ULL ALL B MY PWNS!!!!!

:- World Famous Asian Gamemaker



Welcome to the first ever<ref>not really</ref> choose your own adventure story on Uncyclopedia!

YOU are the hero of this story. YOU choose which way to go. And YOU get killed in as many ways as I can think of.<ref>8</ref>

Just to prove it, here is a gratuitous and unnecessary use of {{USERNAME}}:

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{{USERNAME}} template abuse is what happens when Template:USERLINK places {{USERNAME}} templates all over an article. It generally happens when Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME writes stupid articles, and then Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME puts lots of {{USERNAME}} templates on the articles. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME is such a git.

Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME's history

Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME was born in a hospital, but with a very serious condition: loneliness. Doctors attempted an experiment on Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME to see if their new technology would work; if so, then Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME would have some company. Therefore, they used their new technology to make many clones of Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME, which turned out to be a successful operation. However, several years later, Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME had to visit a doctor, which turned out to be Dr. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME. Dr. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME decided that Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME would have to be transferred to a hospital on a train owned by a company called "Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME transport incorporated," a company formed by Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME12. The condition is not known; many experts suggest that Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME was just looking for attention and faked influenza, according to Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME52.

Why ban Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME?

Template:Stub is the hero!

Anyway, the story...

You (the hero) are given an ancient and mysterious map by an ancient and mysterious man. It's a map to the legendary Cheeseburger of Doom!

What you do next is your choice!...



To fly to Venice, travel the Oregon Trail To fly to deepest darkest Basingstoke, play some Starcraft To fly to Iowa, revisit the Age of Umpires

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:: Zana Dark SAYS ::

I am in the process of rewriting this article. It is located HERE.


Leave me a message on my talk page if you have any comments or concerns.



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