GAME PORTAL
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More like, Community poophole
"Your dad is so broke, he had to sell oranges by the freeway!"
~ Zana Dark
WIKIpop is the NEW GAY!!! 
I ain't Ja Mama, I ain't ya Sistah, I ain't ya Grand Mammy neither!
I am Aunt Jemima and I coined that 'ol SOB!!
Fo shizzle my nizzle Snoop Dogg ain't got nothin' on me!
WHERE'S WALDO???
In case you were wondering... Why I am here? The answer is: None of your business, my dear! But, dance for me, midgets! Sing for me, swans! By the top-o-the-mornin' ULL ALL B MY PWNS!!!!! :- World Famous Asian Gamemaker
Welcome to the first ever<ref>not really</ref> choose your own adventure story on Uncyclopedia!
YOU are the hero of this story. YOU choose which way to go. And YOU get killed in as many ways as I can think of.<ref>8</ref>
Just to prove it, here is a gratuitous and unnecessary use of {{USERNAME}}:
{{USERNAME}} template abuse is what happens when Template:USERLINK places {{USERNAME}} templates all over an article. It generally happens when Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME writes stupid articles, and then Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME puts lots of {{USERNAME}} templates on the articles. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME is such a git.
Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME's history
Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME was born in a hospital, but with a very serious condition: loneliness. Doctors attempted an experiment on Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME to see if their new technology would work; if so, then Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME would have some company. Therefore, they used their new technology to make many clones of Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME, which turned out to be a successful operation. However, several years later, Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME had to visit a doctor, which turned out to be Dr. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME. Dr. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME decided that Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME would have to be transferred to a hospital on a train owned by a company called "Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME transport incorporated," a company formed by Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME12. The condition is not known; many experts suggest that Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME was just looking for attention and faked influenza, according to Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME52.
Why ban Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME?
- Vandalism
- Pathetic writing quality
- Stupid userpage
- Template:C Huffing kittens
- Stupid lists
- Contributing to this page
- Using {{USERNAME}} in a bad way
- Going to ED
- Picking a name like Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME
Anyway, the story...
You (the hero) are given an ancient and mysterious map by an ancient and mysterious man. It's a map to the legendary Cheeseburger of Doom!
What you do next is your choice!...
| To fly to Venice, travel the Oregon Trail | To fly to deepest darkest Basingstoke, play some Starcraft | To fly to Iowa, revisit the Age of Umpires |
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| :: Zana Dark SAYS :: |
| I am in the process of rewriting this article. It is located HERE.
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