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I'm tired of WARRING with stupid users over wether or not I should be an admin. OBVIOUSLY I SHOULD, so I am.
I make crappy templates that NOONE likes, like these...
{{#if: |
{{#switch:
| PC = User:Zana Dark/Templates/Postcard
| S = User:Zana Dark/Templates/Sloth
| RW = User:Zana Dark/Templates/Rewrite
| D = User:Zana Dark/Templates/Done
}} |
{{#switch:1
| 1 = User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/1
| 2 = User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/2
| 3 = User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/3
| #default = User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples
}} }}
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| :: THE RANDOM POSTCARD :: |
| Awww you're making me blush. Users know what's up :) -Zana Dark |
Welcome to UnCyclopedia.org - We NEED YOUR HELP. 
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 22:50, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
REGISTER FOR A FREE ACCOUNT, POR FAVOR!!!
YOU'RE FUNNY, BUT PLEASE REGISTER FOR AN ACCOUNT!!!
Did I mention, It's FREE!!!
I know you've been here awhile, but perhaps you'd like to join the CAUSE???
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 19:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
 Hello, 2! I'm Zana Dark, and I'll be your designated Uncyclopedian welcomer today. Congratulations on deciding to join Uncyclopedia! Most likely I've noticed your contributions in Recent Changes, and decided that you need a proper introduction to this strange new world you've entecrimson. If that's the case, then take a look at the following links: The above links outline the basics of what Uncyclopedia is (and isn't) and the two fundamental rules of being an Uncyclopedian. Make sure you give them a whirl. Also, if you want more information about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
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WTF
Care to join the CAUSE???
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 19:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Your New and Improved Signature
I made you a signature you can edit. User:Goldfishrock/sig To use it, in your preferences click the raw signatures link and paste this code into your 'nickname' field: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Goldfishrock/sig}}
Looks like this right now:
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If you really care, go HERE to read about what other people think your signature should look like!
Hope you like, and enjoy!!!
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 19:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
- Great! So first things first... Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~
Example: (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 19:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
N00B!
Why are you such a Lesbo? Please go to IRC... (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 15:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
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Stupid, Ugly Templates That Nobody Cares About!!!
GOD, I know...
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 19:53, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
