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<option>Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."</option> | <option>Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."</option> | ||
<option>A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."</option> | <option>A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."</option> |
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Where'd I drop my banana? |
I WISH I WAS SHOPPING AT WAL-MART RIGHT NOW
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LIFELONG STUDENT: PERMANENT HEARTACHE SOLVED
BUT THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE HOTTEST!!!
wikiPOP is here! (Or POPwiki, if you're dislexic ;) Feel free to write articles here that other wikis won't let you. Fashion, Anatomy, Neologisms, Oh my! 'THEY' THINK THAT WE ARE THE BLACKLISTED!?! Well, EFF THAT HOMIES!!! I AM SO GAY AND I LOVE IT!!! You see, good gentlemen and fine, fine ladies... according to Vogue, GQ magazines, CNN and Larry King Live, Pink is the new Black, and according to certain laws of Judaism, 'Pink means Pussy,' so why don't you just go ahead and laugh with that one all the way to the tomato bank. Do not pass go, and do not even think of collecting $200 dollars from the High Sierras.
Join The Cause
You are not worthy to edit this wiki unless you are assigned a LP.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
If you don't know what a LP is, I guess you should definitely go back to Wikipedia, SORRY! An LP is a long-playing recording album.
ORLY? I KN0W ANOTHER LP, SO SIGN ME UP!!!
If you want a REAL LP to be a member of the wikiPOP Super Ninja Pirate team, all you gotta do is prove you gots what it takes to the all-wise and all-knowing Annoying Admin.
Yep RLY, you just ask the Annoying Admin
I promise, It's that easy... Soon, with your coveted LP in hand you may write and upload whatever you want, in the hopes that I, or any other admins deem your work funny enough to be 'BLACKLISTED' with a black backround.
Bad articles are the white trash that belongs on Uncylopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and even Wikipedia itself :P. Nobody on wikiPOP likes white articles. NOBODY. And please note that other color page themes are in the works, so don't even ask..
If you are profoundly prolific or quite the cunning linguist I might just make you an admin and show you how to 'BLACKLIST' your own articles. This really saves me some time. You'd also get 4 sockpuppets to play with as an admin on my wiki...One for each finger on your typing hand. I don't want to know what the other hand is doing so don't even bother to tell me. Doesn't that sound like fun??? All I ask is that you think of them as your real and actual fingers - you misbehave, I cut it off!!!
AAAAnd. if any of you out there still think of me as some sort of wiki troll performing random acts of sock puppetry, then quit sniffing my fingers... because you REALLY don't know where they've been.
Black Like Yo Momma
- SERIOUSLY: ANYONE SEEN WALDO... ON WHEELS???
ROY G. PIMP
- Red is technically okay, once the imagez and shit are added
- Orange mixes with GOLD© for $$$
- Yellow shakes her money makers
Banned of the the Hour
Premier Todd Lyons
BAND OF THE MONTH
Nirvana
'MOVIE OF THE WEEK
The Longest Yard
QUOTE OF THE WEEK FROM THE MOVIE OF LAST WEEK
"..The gun is in my hand.."" -Edward Norton
- GO AHEAD:
- YOU CAN SAY IT...
- This BITCH is BABABABBABABABBABBABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDUH!
<AAA>, Who you callin a bitch?
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