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The Rules

Every time you complain about something in Exalted, you have to:

• Post a new character. Each character has to include a description and at least three hooks as an NPC.
• Post an original artifact, spell, behemoth, or similar character resource.
• Post a story seed, with at least three plot hooks for introducing it into an ongoing story or starting a new campaign.
• Post a redesign of whatever's got you so pissed off in the first place. Make sure you indicate that it's a revision and not an original creation.

The Curse Jar

Solars

The First Five - A new take on the signature Solars, for use as NPCs to varying degrees.
Spirit Weapons Redesign - bringing thrown a bit closer in mechanics to archery, because it needs the love. By Niz.

Lunars

Sidereals

• Acquaintances Background Mod by Konpeito, Bassist159, and assorted others.
  • I AM THOU. THOU ART I. YOU SHALL HAVE OUR BLESSINGS WHEN MODIFYING SIDEREAL COLLEGES TO USE S-LINKS.

Dragon-Blooded

• DB Perfect Defenses
  • Seriously, only Fire Aspects get perfects? Not anymore!

Abyssals

• Neverborn Reborn by Obsidian Overlord
  • Reincarnation. It works for everyone else. An alternative motivation for the Neverborn to the standard of making the world a monument to nonexistence.

Infernals

• Why We Fight by Konpeito
  • A look at the history of Creation from the point of view of the poor bastards what made the place.
• Five Alternatives to the Phylactery Womb by Seras
  • Because good job, WW, your attempts at personal moral shock and horror worked. I can't read this without going into fits of visceral rage, so here's a list of cooler options.
• Age of Torments by Obsidian Overlord
  • A post-apocalyptic look at a Reclaimed Creation. (Under Construction)
• More Alternate Infernal Caste Marks by Obsidian Overlord
  • Another option for the caste marks of the Green Sun Princes, as different from the original Solar marks as they are similar.
• Caste Mark Alternatives by Seras
  • I felt the canon ones left something to be desired.
• Yet Another Take on the Phylactery Womb by Kailan
  • Because it seems like everyone else is doing it and if you're going to do it this way, do it right rather than for shock value.
• Infernal Compassion by Seras
  • Does this book have enough rape, seriously?
• Still Another Take On The Phylactery Womb by Lynne
  • Self-explanatory, really.
• Monstrance of Reclaimed Glories by Nate
  • My first crack at an Artifact N/A. I'll explain my take on the phylactery womb later, but hopefully it's more reasonable and less... Crazy than cannon.
• Infernal Magical Materials That Aren't Based On Freaking Vitriol by Kon and QSF
  • Because a group of entities that are worlds unto themselves shouldn't be using the same goddamn element just because that weenie Malfeas likes it.

Alchemicals

Mortals

• Sloppy Joe by Raiden

Raksha

Gods and Spirits

Other

• The Upper and Lower Kingdom of Mitclan by Arispe
  • A southern nation of barbarians, suitable for taking over, converting, or wiping out.
• The True Nature of the Great Curse by Kailan
  • The Great Curse and the true nature of the Games of Divinity. YCMV as always.
• A revision of Essence acquisition and Health tracking by Niz
  • Rules revision, to make Essence a passively raised (but free) stat and make Exalts even tougher.
• Linowa Shouldn't Suck by Blaque
  • A revision of the Linowan Nation, so that they actually seem more than a footnote to the "Great Awesome of Halta."
• Sorcery as a set of Technique-Buying Charms by Niz.
  • Rules revision, because sorcery seems more a utility and mass-combat tool that isn't as directly efficient as just buying charms.
• Background Revisions
  • Giving backgrounds some mechanical effect or enhancing/altering what they do.