From Egs Mayhem

Contents 1 Bainhart the Character 2 Bainhart the Player 3 Rules for Communicating with Bainhart 4 RPs 4.1 Characters 5 Inventory 6 Stuff Bainhart has Given out

Bainhart the Character

Name: Bainhart (Last name unknown)

Nickname: Bain

Age: 25,000

Sex: Male

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Class: Maho-Shojo Animal Helper (Retired)

Specialties:

               Magic
                     Blue Magic (Time Magic)
                     Cryromancy
                     Telekinesis
                     Healing Magic
                     Ability to gauge empathy (Due to his Cait Sidhe heritage)
                     Transformation
               Bladed Weapons
                             Plug Bayonets
                             Scythe or Sickle
                             Scottish Claymores
               Projectile Weapons
                             SIG P226
                             Mateba Revolver
                             Saiga 12
                             AMT Hardballer Longslide
                             Remmington 500
                             Mauser 98k
                             GIAT FAMAS 
                             
               Human-Like Form Only:
                                    Massive Strength
                                    Accelerated Healing
                                    Bottomless Stomach (To fuel magic)
                                    
                                                
                                         Level: Unknown

Weaknesses: Glomps (He is small)

Religion: Mocks organized religion.

Race: Weasel (Actually he is Half Cait Sidhe/ Half Unknown)[1]

Height:

• 33 cm (Standing, Weasel Form)
• 5'8" (Human-Like Form)

Weight:

• 90g (Weasel Form)
• 120 lbs. (Human-Like State)

Build: A bit muscular (Human-Like State)

About: Recently got out of the Annoying Magical Girl talking helper animal buisness, although just professionally.

Appearance:

• Looks like a Ermine with a long prehensile tail.
• In his true state He has Scruffy Greyish/White cut short in the front' put into a long ponytail in the back going down to his waist, the ponytail is black tipped. He has Grey-blue eyes. His skin is slightly tanned. He still has his prehensile tail which resembles his ponytail. He is 5'8" and 120 pounds in this form. As if almost by magic, in this from he gains baggy arctic camouflage pants, a black sleeveless shirt, and a white mantle.Around his neck he wears a necklace that looks like this[2]. These are all TF Resistant. In this from he will also wear two claymores on his back in special sheaths which expose most of the blade, so one is able to put the blade into a better position to draw it. Other times he will carry them in a black sack with a cow skull on the opening. They have Celtic Cravings so that the never break, rust, or changed in anyway. When he wears his guns he wears his P226 on his right hip, his Revolver on his left, hardballers in shoulder holsters under his mantle and his 500 on his back along with FAMAS.

Personality: His knowledge of magic and such is vast, and he is very resourceful in all forms of combat. He seems to have considerable computer skills. Bain often acts as an adviser in most things, though there are times his judgment and/or advice leaves much to be desired. He is skillful at analyzing dangerous situation and coming up with countermeasure when most others are in state of panic. is also quite good at analyzing individual strength and character. Unfortunately he likes to not use these skills, preferring to watch others struggle. Due to his small size he does not like Glomps. Dislikes warm weather. Considers the idealism of "wanting to save everyone" as nave, impossible, weak, and delusional. Knows far more than any person should without effort. Not entirely willing to share his information. He has a fairly calm, laid back attitude, and seems to prefer self-enjoyment more then actual success.

Fluff:

• He has a Slight Scottish Accent.
• Likes Throwing his Arms in the Air and yelling "Whoo" or "Whoo Hoo"

Bainhart the Player

• Had observed the EGS Board for about for months while waiting for his account to get accepted
• Will eventually join Fort mayhem
• Has a relative on boards, Not saying who, but his and mine EGS Mayhem pages are very similar.

Rules for Communicating with Bainhart

These Rule apply everywhere. OCC, RP, IM. Everywhere

• No Touching (This includes: Hugs,Glomps, poking)
• No Pink Font. (Really just IM only)
• No saying "nummy"
• No small talk
• If you need to apologize to me, you must give me a picture of a Cat with a Caption.
• No Seduction Scrolls (See It Takes a Village to Raise a Seyunolu )
• No puns

RPs

• It Takes a Village to Raise a Seyunolu entry point
• Chaotic Intentions: (Subtitled as Tach wills it) entry point
• Fort Mayhem entry point
• Last Post Wins!!!!!!! entry point
• Nest RP (Only in Discussion for now) [3]

Characters

• Bain
• Grey Howards in Nest RP

Inventory

• 3 TF Guns
• 3 six packs of unlabeled soda
• 3 Squirrel Teddies
• 3 dead fish
• 2 cookie
• 1 cookie wrapped in no-longer-shiny plastic
• 1 Shiny plastic to replace the no-longer-shiny plastic with
• Improved Ball of Ekiness(Given by EkiEki)
• Infinite Scroll O' Doom-Ish from little beast
• Yarn Ball o' Distraction from Kalga
• 1 TF Shield from mind-controlled-bunny@_@
• 1 30-foot tall, blue-and-white, animate, time traveling yoshi plushie, told that you are it's master. From the Great Yoshi Rider
• 1 blue-and-white plushie muffin. Feed it to your plushie and he might take you time traveling! From the Great Yoshi Rider
• 1 blue-and-white yard stick with one blue-and-white inch missing. From the Great Yoshi Rider
• Some blue-and-white Canada Money, because I think some of their money really is blue and some is white. From the Great Yoshi Rider
• 1 Uryuom Work Suit Given by shadowwing
• 1 Enchanted Diamond Katana(includes matching sheath) given by shadowwing
• a can of mackerel from Cheez
• shiny hubcap from Cheez
• bag of salt-n-glass cookies from Cheez
• a (weasel sized) hat saying (literally. It speaks.) [loop]"Weasely, weasely weasely"[/loop] (Which he will never wear) from Cheez

Stuff Bainhart has Given out

• 1 Newbie pack to Rokk
• 1 Claymore of Scottish-ness to Rokk
• 1 Claymore from the Battle of Killiecrankie to WB's mon-baby...BABY
• 1 Claymore of Scottish-ness to Goimez
• 1 Claymore of Scottish-ness to Kirochi