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Kids with Hearts and Kids with Rocks

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Kids with Hearts and Kids with Rocks are sohrt clipcs featuring good kids and gansters. These clips were originally short commericals back in the early 1500s but after a long time around the late 1600s after Mario started appearing in games, it made it into the new SMK Radio as a longer show!

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Kids with Hearts

A very peaceful clip, showing Mario fans helping 100-year old people cross the street, doing chores, getting stolen money back, and being very nice. After four minutrs of airing, a Koopa will appear on screen followed by Bowser changing it into the Kids with Rocks show.

Kids with Rocks

These clips, featured gansters throwing rocks at cars, gansters stealing money, dribing over people and shouting cuss words. After the clipcs ended it showed Mario and Bowser beating each other up, and then George W. Bush would end the show by dancing.

Videogame Wars

During the Videogame Wars, the show was changed from everything Mario-related to Luigi-related and everything Bowser-related to Queen Boo-related. When the war ended, it turned back to normal, except that New Mario fought Bowser now. Hitario replaced New Mario after New Mario was fired for a few seasons until Hitario died. New Mario then went back on as an old man, but he was too weak to fight Bowser, so he just breakdanced with Bush. Cario then replaced New Mario and ran over the gangsters several times.

Today

The show is still the same as it was in the late 1600s, except it had newer voices and the who fought who in the fights were changed. Wario then replaced Cario, but instead of fighting gangsters, he fought Bush and Peachycakes. However, in the last 10 episodes, instead of Wario, Peachycakes and Bush fighting, Waluigi and his imaginary friend fight while Carl dances in the backround.

Cancellation

It was canceled because fans say that Waluigi is too stupid to have an imaginary friend. But protestors brought it back on the air with a few things changed and a new name: Marios with Hearts and Evil Guys with Rocks.

Marios with Hearts and Evil Guys with Rocks

The show now shows clips of good Mario characters and Mario fans doing good deeds, chores, etc. and bad Mario characters, Mario haters, gangsters, and Peachycakes doing bad deeds. The first 15 min. is good and the second 15 min. is bad. To change the good show to the bad one, George W. Bush would be giving a Toad a piece of cheese, however it is spoiled and Bush eats the toad. To end the show, George W. Bush starts dancing with his imaginary friend and continues dancing into the credits until all of the other characters (even the good ones) come and beat him up. He manages to stop getting beaten up by telling them to get Peachycakes, everyone then beats up Peachycakes.

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