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Toad
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Two Toads taking a walk.
Toads are walking, talking Mushrooms loving in the Mushroom Kingdom. They are very tasty, and Mario likes to eat them. Sadly when Mario eats them a Toad dies. The Toads are endangered species thanks to Mario and Luigi and other people who eat them.
Toads try to help Mario through the games, but before they give him a tip they get eaten. Lately Toads have been hiding in a cave. They appear in George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures, where George eats them for lunch.
