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Super Mario 128
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Super Mario 128 is the first game since the 1600s to have both Mario and Luigi in it. Actually, since Mario is dead, it will have Wario and Luigi instead.
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Story
The latest E3s suggest that the story will involve a Goomba kidnapping Peach sometime during the Yoshi's Island Scandal. As that event was going on, Mario was killed in the Foreign Legion, leaving it up to a dwarf planet named Luigi and a larger planet named Wario to save the day. It has also been revealed by Shigeru Miyamoto that a pickle will have a huge role in the game; fans have theorized that this pickle will be the final boss.
Levels
Seven known levels have been seen:
- Oxygen Entrygate - An oxygen-filled level mainly serving as a tutorial for other levels. Early screenshots showed Toad in this place, but he appears to have been taken out of the game due to the fact that he looked too much like a mushroom.
- Grass Land - A land filled with grass, which some have considered an even harder enemy than oxygen.
- Green Hill Zone - A strange place near the waters. It is filled with hills and oxygen.
- Bowser's Castle - Actually the ruins of Bowser castle. Like other Bowser's Castles, its design involves Firebars, Podoboos, and hallways full of scorching milk. Don't fall in!
- Peach's Castle - A second version of Bowser's Castle, only much darker and more evil. The boss here is known to be Peach, who fights alongside Toadsworth.
- Unknown level 1 - An obscure level made of cheese. The return of Cheese Land, perhaps?
- Unknown level 2 - A strange land filled with black darkness. In the middle of it is the word "Nintendo", and on the bottom of the screen is the phrase "copyright 2007". It is unknown what purpose this world will feature.
Gameplay
Interestingly, Luigi and Wario are not directly controllable, but their control instead involves taking over the body of Dora The Explorer and whacking them with a piece of bacon to make them move. Such gameplay hasn't been directly visible in recent movies, though, and it may have been scrapped; however, it is said that Dora is an implied character and will not appear on-screen. Nintendo has also considered making a bacon-themed controller for their new and upcoming Game Triangle, which Super Mario 128 will be featured for.
Development
The first mention of Super Mario 128 came when Shigeru Miyamoto was sitting on his couch one day. He then turned on the television and watched Teletubbies, his favorite show. Then he had some ice cream. As he was doing this, his pet rat came up with the idea to make a Super Mario 128, but then died of hypothermia when Shiggy fed him ice cream.
Reviews
Nintendo claims that Super Mario 128 will be the greatest shame of all times, but Nintendo is just a bunch of convicts who killed their hamsters at early ages. Actual reviewers have been calling it "Nauseous, terrible, brain-melting, and undoubtedly MARIO'S GREATEST SHAME!".
