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Peach

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts"at MarioWiki have a real article on Peach.
Not to be confused with Pear, Orange, Apple, Banana or Peetsh.
peach in her true form, before Mario eats her.

Peach, (called Princess Peach by idiots and geeks) was the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and a very beautiful princess. Bowser was in love with her and wanted to marry her, even if he arleady had a wife! Bowser kidnapped her in secret, however Mario always saved her. During the Videogame War Peach did not appear in the games and was currently replaced by Daisy, her twin sister. Peach was once Mario's girlfriend and the wedding was planned on July 24, 1912.

Games

Peach about to die in her human form.

As the Mario games started loosing fame, they killed Peach in the games during the game Mushroom White (which was released in July 23, 1912 the day right before Mario and Peach's wedding). Here Bowser's Wife found Bowser was kidbapping Peach and loved her, so she kidnapped Peach and killed her.

When Mario arrived, Peach was already dead, and in the end of the game Mario got another girlfriend named Pauline.

Trivia

  • In George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures in one episode her head (covered in ketchup) is seen. During this show, George picks up the head and throws it in a garbage can.
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