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If I'm Ugly- You Smell!
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Game	TS2
League	Elite League
Section	Duel Meaning
Mode	Elimination
Map	Mexican Mission
Character	Jared Slim
Enemies Encountered	Mikey Two-guns
Rewards	Silver: Mikey Two-guns Gold: Jared Slim
Medal Requirements	Bronze: 1st Silver: 1st and 3 lives Gold: 1st and 4 lives Platinum: 1st and 5 lives

If I'm Ugly- You Smell! is a TimeSplitters 2 Arcade League match. It is a one on one fight where the reward is based on how many lives you have remaining at the end.

Briefing

Mikey told Jared that his centre parting made him look like a water buffalo, so then Jared told Mikey that he smelt like one. There's only one way to settle a difference of opinion out West - a good ol' shootout! Yeehaw! Get your guns!

Strategy

In this arcade match its just you up against Mikey Two-Guns. The only two weapons available are the Garrett Revolvers x2 and just the plain old Garrett revolver. Mikey has high stamina and takes around five hits to take down while you take about two. When you begin the mission head over to the open area near the water fountain. Grab the Garret revolver that's located in front of the two small buildings. Then turn around and face the large building. Mikey will pop out either from the bottom windows or the door on the far left. While he's far away quickly shoot him as many times as you can. If you are lucky he will die but if not he will charge towards you. Go near the fountain and keep going moving around and circles. Mikey will keep shooting at you but if you keep moving he will keep missing. When he reloads his gun quickly shoot him down and grab is double revolvers. Killing Mikey should be easy now. If you get lucky Mikey may run away from you unarmed. You should quickly chase him and shoot him down before he gets to a weapon spawn.