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Chapter One

Legend of the Infinite Empire

One day Plumber was drinking a tasty cup of Hoo Hoo blend at the star bean café after his long and hard day of work. When suddenly there was bright flash of light and roar of thunder. Plumber looked to see a glorious figure gleaming with light. Plumber stuttered, “can…I…He…Help…you?” The glow from the being of light, dimmed. The figure was wearing white robes, and held tightly on his glowing blade. The figure replied, “Yes, Plumber you can.” Plumber smiled and took a sip of the Hoo Hoo Blend, “What do you want?” The gleaming figure replied, “My name is Gonzales I am the Herald of Light, and I have come from the world of light, to save yours from darkness.” Plumber stood to his feet and place his cup down on the counter, “What do you mean?” Gonzales replied, “Years ago the Sysops who had special powers did war the Lord of Darkness. The Sysops proved victorious, but not without sacrifices. The Lord of Darkness was cast down, stripped of his power. But little the Sysops know he had a son, his son vanished seemingly forever. The Sysops split up vowing never to use there sacred powers for as much destruction as they once had. So they left each of them in hiding this moment. Plumber, the Prince of Darkness will come forth, I need you to unite the Sysops.” Plumber chuckled, “Me? Unite the sysops? You’re joking right?” Gonzales face became emotionless, “You ask many questions heroic Plumber” “And how do you suppose I find them?” Plumber asked. Gonzales’ face came to life, “First Heroic Plumber take your employees, Super Mario97 and Super Paper Luigi, then seek out Maxlover2, much knowledge does that one have. Go Plumber the fate of the Wiki rests in your hands.” Plumber headed out of what was left of the café, “I’ll be back” Gonzales shouted, “Plumber bring the Sysops to the ancient grove, then I will open a portal to the land of Darkness, there shall Darkness be defeated and fall forever!”

Plumber every last word that had to be said from Gonzales, his top two employees, Super Mario97 and Super Paper Luigi or better know as SPL. SPL and Mario97 were brothers in fact they were hard working never taking sick days they unclogged seemingly thousands of clogged tubes/pipes every week. Plumber smiled and shouted “SPL, Mario97 my office NOW!” SPL headed towards Plumbers office, Mario97 followed Suit. The two brothers reached their bosses office. Plumber sitting in his nice reclining chair with a can of Mountain Dew he took a long sip of the Greenish Soda and smiled, “Guys. We’re going somewhere.” Mario97 spoke up, “Were boss?” Paper Luigi chimed in, “Yeah, Boss were?” Plumber grinned so big it gave SPL and 97 the chills. Then Plumber whispered, “To find the Sysops” SPL’s expression grew long, “The Sysops? I thought they were just a Myth.” Plumber turned toward SPL, “Many though that but if Gonzo is right, The Fate of Mariowiki rest in our hands”. Super Mario turned toward Plumber, “How are we suppose to do that? And who is Gonzo?” Plumber placed his can of soda on his desk, “We must find an intelligent User, Maxlover2 and Gonzo is being of light” The two brothers exchanged shocked looks and smiled, “We’re in”

Plumber and Duo of his best employees began a long trip to see Max2, Max2 was the same race as Tumble, and some claimed he was. Plumber leaped over a large boulder on top of a ledge then he stopped dead in his tracks. Plumber and the Bros. were standing face-to-face with a ferocious Chain Chomp. Plumber leaped high above the Chain Chomp to were he was behind it, he latched on to its chain and swung it around, and tossed the Chomp off the cliff into the river below. Plumber looked at his employees, and their shocked faces. Plumber sneered, “What are you girls looking at?”

Maxlover2 was watching the sunset, while eating a large bowl of vanilla Ice Cream. When suddenly the door was kicked in, a plumber dressed in Purple and Black, followed by another plumber dressed in White and Green clothing, White and Blue. Max jumped to his feet, “Who are you?” Plumber smiled, “My name is Plumber…And please don’t throw Whiskered Eggplants at me.” The White and Blue Plumber chimed in, “My name is Super Mario97.” Finally the White and Green clothed man smiled, “And I am Super Paper Luigi you can call me SPL.” Max nodded, “My name is Ma…” Plumber interrupted him, “We know who you are” Max stared at Plumber, “Why are you here?” Plumber replied, “I need to know where the Sysops are.” Max turned his cubed head, “I’m sorry, I cannot give you the location of HK-47, I swore a vow not to do so.” Plumber pulled out his fire flower and shouted at the top of his lung, “Max tell me were HK is or else I’ll unleash the full force of fire upon you!” Max leaped in the air and whacked Plumber in the back out the head with his bowl of Ice Cream. SPL grabbed his bat and clobbered Max in the head, sending him flying into the wall. Max stumbled to his feet and picked up a whistle, he blew it at the top of his lungs. Then behind the Trio of Plumbers a figure appeared…it was HK, HK pulled out his super scope and blasted Mario97 in the back, 97 crumpled to the ground. Then turned and whacked SPL in the back of the head knocking him unconscious. Then in one final move he blasted Plumber in the back. Max smiled thanks HK, HK nodded.

Plumber, SPL and Mario97 awoke in a prison cell, each of them feeling as if they had fallen out of a bus. SPL was rubbing the big lump on the back of his head. Plumber and Mario97 each were rubbing their own back in pain. HK appeared in front of the cell, “Plumber…why have you come here?” Plumber chuckled, “The Prince of Darkness is ready to appear he will wreak havoc upon our world, unless the Sysops defeat him as once did to the King of Evil.” HK’s face was socked, “How do you know this?” Plumber smiled, “The Herald of Light, Gonzales appeared to me, and told me this.” HK shook his head, “Fool what makes you think I will believe you?” Plumber frowned, he was speechless. The room fell silent for a moment or two until HK spoke up. “Prove yourself to me.” Plumber obviously shocked said, “how do I do that?’ HK pulled out his wallet, “Find me Seven Golden coins.” Plumber shook his head, “I’m not going to be your bellboy, forget it!” HK turned his head, “There is another way.” “And what Is that?” SPL asked. “Give me all your coins” replied HK. Mario97 without a doubt pulled out his wallet which was full of 999 coins and handed it to HK, SPL followed suit. Plumber took a moment, then pulled out his huge sack of 999,999,999,999 coins and handed it to HK. HK smiled, “Alright let’s do this, but first,” HK handed them their wallets back, “The test was how modest you were.” The Trio of Plumbers gladly accepted their wallets back.

HK had told Max2 everything, and Max2 agreed. HK headed toward the ancient grove that Gonzo spoke of. While Max2 joined the Trio of Plumbers on their quest to reunited the Sysops. The trip was quiet HK told Plumber where the second Sysop “Salty” was, according to HK he was residing in the nearby town of Jumbleburg. SPL turned to Max2, “How long have you know HK?” SPL asked, and in doing so broke the long silence. “Two years” Maxlover2 replied, SPL stopped right in his tracks, “Run!” he shouted The Four Users scrambled, Plumber scanned the narrow canyon for any hostiles, and he saw one. The skeleton-like version of Bowser stood arms crossed with a nationwide grin on his face. They’re Drybones everywhere, each throw large pieces of bone or rocks. The Dry Bowser shouted, “I am Drybones leader of my fellow kind. Surrender now and you will not be harmed.” Plumber stared at the Dry Bowser, “Never” he sneered. Drybones sighed, “Kill them” he commanded. A barrage of weapons was heading toward Plumber the presumed leader, when a bright flash of light happened. Drybones screamed “don’t let them get away!” The light ceased but Drybones realized his targets were gone.

Plumber stood ready to block the attack, but he realized he was no longer in the heat of battle. He realized he was standing face-to-face the Sysop, Salty. “Hello” the Sysop spoke, a great tone of power in his voice. Plumber turned to see his allies eating potato chips. Plumber then smiled, “Hello…Salty” Salty shocked not very many people knew he existed, Salty stared Plumber in the eye, “Why have you come here?” Plumber ran his finger threw his stache, “I need your help” Salty nodded, “HK has already contacted me, and I will help you,” Plumber nodded, “I heard you Sysops had special powers.” Salty smiled, “Yes, yes we do, I have the power of teleportation as I just exercised, HK can turn invisible to the naked-eye,” Salty paused, “Someone’s coming” Plumber turned around and scanned the room, he turned and Drybones stood there dwarfing the Plumber in size, his mouth opened, and fire exploded in the Plumber’s face, “ARGH” Plumber screamed. Plumber fell to the ground, his face burnt. Drybones laughed, when SPL leaped from one side and smashed his baseball bat into his ribs. Drybones screamed in pain, while Mario97 pulled out his beam sword, and took a chop at Drybones foot, Drybones screamed again. He opened his eyes when Max2 body slammed him. Drybones opened his eyes once again and the Trio of plumbers, the Sysop, and the dice head were gone. He had failed again. “ARGH!” he shouted in anger.

Mario97 was carrying Plumber’s injured body, Salty turned to SPL, “Take Plumber to Ghost Jam he’s the only that can save him now. SPL nodded, “Where is Ghost Jam?” Salty frowned, “Boo Manor” SPL frowned, “ghh…ghos……ghost?” Salty nodded, “Go SPL hurry, or else all is lost.”

Drybones walked down the narrow hallway the room opened up, he watched as the black screen flickered to life, the huge screen showed a dark room; the only thing he could see was two golden molten eyes. The voice raspy and with a tone of authority “You failed me Drybones for the last time.” The screen faded and the lights flashed Drybones round himself in a room filled with twelve Hammer Bros., Six Chain Chomps, and two Paragoombas. Drybones chuckled, “Is this the best you can do?” The screen shut off. Drybones leaped in the air and body slammed two Hammer Bros. to the ground he then grabbed their hammers and threw them at one Paragoomba crushing it into the wall. He then grabbed one Chain Chomp by the chains and spun him around hitting four Hammer Bros. and the last Paragoomba. He then blasted four Hammer Bros, with a blast of Fire. And then he grabbed the last hammer Bros. By the neck, and crushed him. Drybones laughed, “That was easy enough, but Prince of Darkness...no one betrays me!”

And as SPL, Max2, Super Mario97, and the injured Plumber travel to find the sysop, ‘Ghost Jam’.

What will become of Plumber?

What will Drybones do now that the Prince of Darkness has betrayed him?

And did you notice Drybones only defeated 11 hammer Bros.?

To Be Continued…